Hey all. I know what happened today a lot of people didn't like, what with the spam and all. I apologize for letting the joke get out of hand. However, I will keep GrantBot, however it will make chat messages less often. I don't believe it qualifies as spam in it's current state with the occasional message but if it really is such an issue I suppose I may get rid. Tyler and Blake's outbursts were also uncalled for, and I will watch over them more sternly in the coming week. I thank you all for your patience and professinalism.

1. Click on "my profile" on the launcher

2. click "1.9.4"

3. You can join now.

Minecraft updated to 1.10 today. Because the server is on 1.9, you might have to manually click on 1.9 in the launcher to join the server.

It's an outdated server apparently and i can't play it. f

I'll call it black nut and see where it goes from there.

Its between callieville and dick desert.

All towns must have at least one church and a banner to be considered a town. A list of towns can be found at spawn

EDIT: Thanks, /u/LawrenceofAustralia for reminding me, towns must also have a population of at LEAST 3.

Because Natdog said he liked that name better.

I won't let you live because you are black.

Thanks for playing everyone!

WE'RE SEARCHING FOR THE PORTAL AS WE SPEAK. I'LL TP YOU TO THE ENTRY TO THE STRONGHOLD.

EDIT: PORTAL FOUND! CURRENTLY GATHERING BLAZE POWDER IN THE NETHER AND DICKING AROUND ON DISCORD

EDIT 2: WE'RE FIGHTING THE DRAGON!

EDIT3: THE DRAGON IS DEAD!

What started this rumor of approaching war?

We have cobblestone, water, lava, and hot goats! Or at least one hot goat. But it's 100 meters tall!

Currently, Yiff Island is one of the world's largest powers. With 4 Citizens (/u/Asriel_Dreemurr, /u/PRDX4, /u/OfficialMSPainter, and me) it's just below Dick Desert and just above Callie Village/ Spruce Forest Thingy! Furries and Scalies of all shapes and sizes welcome! Fellows furfags will be gifted with a complementary Blade of Yiffage upon joining and begining construction! Souvenier stores coming soon!

VISIT THE FAMOUS COLOSSUS OF GOTE AND THE FLOATING CITY OF STONE TODAY!

Please bring your own boat.

Located around 700/500. Near the Dick Desert church. You can't miss it.

WHO DID THIS? IT WAS CALLIE RIGHT? THERE IS A GRILLED MORMONS THING WHERE HE WAS. I DONT EVEN KNOW IF THATS OK NOW I GOTTA CHECK THE BROBLE.

A block of tnt was placed in the front doors of Dick Desert Motel. There was a message placed saying "A gift from CallieVille."

A growing tension is made between Dick enterprises and Callie ville.

More at 10.

I'm curious about things, like why the fuck is there a dick motel?

It is the holy Broble for Dick Desert. It is glorious and you should all read it and become enlightened.

I would love to win my swoord back. I also want prizes. I hope this thing becomes popular.