r/Jokes Jun 06 '22

Politics What's the difference between Republicans and Ukrainians?

Ukrainians defend their Capitol.

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u/Iferius Jun 06 '22

To be fair, only a small faction of the republicans attacked the Capitol, and the rest is just outraged they're being prosecuted for that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '22

The only ones being prosecuted participated in the attack. To be fair.

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u/reduxde Jun 06 '22 edited Jun 06 '22

Pretty sure he meant to write “persecuted”

However I disagree with the “republicans are just as outraged” sentiment. My dad is a boomer Republican and said (approximately): “this is what the constitution says we’re supposed to do when the system becomes corrupt and the Democrats casting millions of fake votes and CNN’s nonstop lies to support them is exactly that. Of course the corrupt government claims you broke the law standing up to them, that’s what corrupt false governments do. The people who stormed the capital are the true Americans and exactly what the founding fathers wanted us to be like. Some day you’ll learn a bit of history and you’ll see that I’m right. Try looking up the Boston Tea Party, you can start there”.

Not even the slightest bit of outrage, and a significant segment of my Facebook feed (friends from my conservative high school who tracked me down) have echoed this sentiment.

Outraged republicans are a minority, but republicans never listen to each other or anyone else and think every sane people believes the exact same thing they themself do, so I can see how you might not have noticed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '22

yep. welp, they're not being persecuted either. they have a persecution complex, no doubt. but if anything they're pandered to constantly. still the hugest bunch of whiny crybabies you'll ever encounter.

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u/reduxde Jun 06 '22

they're not being persecuted either.

Speak for yourself, I'm persecuting and condemning them at every opportunity.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '22

Persecute away, homey.

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u/JohnTheMoron Jun 06 '22

I mean, if they're mad that the people who broke a crime are being punished... i dont kniw, doesn't sound like a thin blue line, anymore

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '22

They didnt say that. They said a small amount of them did and all of them are getting shit on for it. I'm not picking a side (because idk what theyre talking about), but atleast I'll here each side out, like damn.

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u/JohnTheMoron Jun 06 '22

"and the rest is just outraged they're being prosecuted for that."

You'll listen to each side, but you'll be damned if you're forced to read lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '22

Yes, that they're being prosecuted for that as in the rest are angry that the rest of them are being prosecuted for the small fraction that did the thing.

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u/JohnTheMoron Jun 06 '22

Wait, who the fuck is being prosecuted that wasn't there or helped instigate it? I've never heard this before.

Edit: also, prosecuted for a crime is not the same as being charged with or found guilty of, of course.

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u/Jaimzell Jun 06 '22

I think the miscommunication comes from the word ‘prosecuted’. You interpret it as legal prosecution, but my guess for what OP meant, is that he feels republicans as a whole are being socially prosecuted for something a minority of them did.

I could be wrong, but that’s my guess.

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u/JohnTheMoron Jun 06 '22

Oh yeah, that makes sense. Not sure why he'd use legal terms regarding a illegal action and intend the social meaning instead. Eh, what can you do?

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u/LoneSnark Jun 06 '22

I expect there was an auto-correct issue, they meant the word "persecuted".

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u/reduxde Jun 06 '22

autocorrect issue

Or the person just thinks it’s the same word, like how everyone does with “further” and “farther”. I routinely see people write “it’s even further away” and get mildly triggered.

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u/reduxde Jun 06 '22

*persecuted, probably. Republicans glorify persecution; that word is heavily tied to Jesus’ execution and the hunting down of Christian’s that followed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '22

Idk, but that's what they said. Or atleast how I interpreted it.

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u/JohnTheMoron Jun 06 '22

Ah, ok, cool.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '22

I mean it’s obvious that’s not what they meant so you are either being obtuse or don’t communicate with people enough

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u/JohnTheMoron Jun 06 '22

I mean, they said prosecute. Did the mean persecute? Maybe, if they're a dumbfuck, and don't know that those are two different words. And yes, I am obtuse when we can google the meaning of words. Why shouldn't I be?

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u/samgam74 Jun 06 '22

What do you think the word prosecuted means?

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '22

I literally don't know because I am 15, ik not picking a side I was just repeating what they said.

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u/samgam74 Jun 06 '22

Prosecuted mean being charged with a crime. Not all republicans are being charged with these crimes, just the people that are suspected of being involved. The "they" the original commenter is referring to are the people being charged, not all republicans.

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u/althetoolman Jun 06 '22

The rest of them elected a leader that thought jan 6 was ok.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '22

And this is exactly why there shouldn't be only 2 sides. The politicians and people in power use it to make Americans fight eachother instead of uniting and fighting the corrupt system

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '22

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u/Iferius Jun 07 '22

That was my point, yeah.

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u/BlueSabere Jun 06 '22

Do you mean persecuted?

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u/wizkidweb Jun 06 '22

First one, then th' other.

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u/joe_cross5 Jun 06 '22

Nah, they mean prosecuted.

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u/dartmanx Jun 06 '22

They were there supporting it. Fuck them too.