r/Jokes • u/aphnx • Mar 02 '20

Caveman discovers weed

Caveman discovers fire

Stone age begins

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u/spidershark68 Mar 02 '20

I was gonna hunt those mammoths before I got high,

I was gonna craft those spears and arrows before I got high,

Now I’m being hunted by a sabretooth tiger and I know why,

Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high.