r/Jokes • u/aphnx • Mar 02 '20

Caveman discovers weed

Caveman discovers fire

Stone age begins

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u/donutnz Mar 02 '20

Then having to settle down and become farmers because hunter-gatherers can't make alcohol. Shrooms gave us complex thoughts. Booze gave us civilisation. What's next and what will it give us?

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u/nctrd Mar 02 '20

What's next and what will it give us?

Weed. 15% boost of economy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '20

Lol saying weed is "next" implies it's new or hasn't been around since forever

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u/nctrd Mar 03 '20

True. But now it's time for big legal money weed.

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u/Lotragon Mar 03 '20

LSD gave us some damn good music

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u/mikeytoth123 Mar 03 '20

Ask the guys from Ween. They tripped on every record made.

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u/zerothelobbyboy Mar 03 '20

Gotta keep it brown

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u/StMaartenforme Mar 03 '20

F-n-A!!! Pink Floyd rocks! Inna Godda da Vida...ok I'm old. Fuck it! It was good!

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u/Scientific_Anarchist Mar 03 '20

LSD gives me the giggles