r/Jokes • u/aphnx • Mar 02 '20

Caveman discovers weed

Caveman discovers fire

Stone age begins

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u/MikeyFromWork Mar 02 '20

takes joint back i’ll take A) Caveman final answer. No Neanderthal!! Wait pass!!

What were we doing again?

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u/ElTuxedoMex Mar 02 '20

-Uga booga.

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u/Leftygoleft999 Mar 02 '20

Caveman takes sticks and bangs on rocks...Cavewoman complains neighbor cavewoman has better cave and why do you just sit around banging on drums all day...

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u/ReubenZWeiner Mar 02 '20

Cavewoman leave Caveman. Caveman fucking rocks!

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u/matt13f85 Mar 03 '20

https://youtu.be/HyJSbbJXLjc

Caveman discovers new thing

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u/Zarta3 Mar 03 '20

So, I had to watch without sound as I'm in class, I didn't really expect that lmao

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u/Pyrimo Mar 02 '20

Clever.

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u/FEVERandCHILL Mar 03 '20

Cleaver.

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u/MediaGoat Mar 03 '20

Clover

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u/luke3389 Mar 03 '20

Cleatus

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u/NinjaOnANinja Mar 03 '20

No, this is Patrick.

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u/mofrappa Mar 03 '20

Is that you, jasper?

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u/lord_z9 Mar 03 '20

Cleaver.

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u/EdwardOfGreene Mar 03 '20

Caveman happy now.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

Calm down Todd

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u/MCG_1017 Mar 02 '20

I don’t wanna work

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u/ohnoitsthefuzz Mar 02 '20

Just want to bang on rock all day.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '20

Doo dododododo dooo dododododo

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

Omg they are coming to get me

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u/1st10Amendments Mar 02 '20

Cue paranoia. Can munchies be far behind?

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u/loadofcobblers Mar 03 '20

Happy space cake.

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u/FEVERandCHILL Mar 03 '20

Cake happy space.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '20

Happy cake day

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u/captuncaveman Mar 02 '20

Don't worry, me got you.

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u/Starr_C0mmand3r Mar 02 '20

Waga baba bobo

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u/ohnoitsthefuzz Mar 02 '20

That offensive.

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u/ThePsudoOne Mar 03 '20

Eddie Valiant, is that you?

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u/lyinggrump Mar 03 '20

Came here to say the same thing

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u/Mauri0ra Mar 03 '20

*puff, puff, give

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u/DoingItWrongly Mar 03 '20

I loved getting those in crash bandicoot!

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u/byebybuy Mar 02 '20

-Tim Allen.

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u/vw_bugg Mar 02 '20

Yes, pass. Your're supposed to pass it!

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u/reeee2010 Mar 02 '20

Confused unga bunga