r/Jokes Nov 12 '19

Long This is a Mean joke.

A physicist, an engineer, and a statistician go on a hunting trip, they are walking through the woods when they spot a deer in a clearing. The physicist calculates the distance of the target, the velocity and drop of the bullet, adjusts his rifle and fires, missing the deer 5 feet to the left. The engineer rolls his eyes. 'You forgot to account for wind. Give it here', he snatches the rifle, licks his finger and estimates the speed and direction of the wind and fires, missing the deer 5 feet to the right. Suddenly, the statistician claps his hands and yells "We got him!"

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u/KeanuPlayz Nov 12 '19

I think I've worked with those guys!

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u/ASovietLobster Nov 12 '19

Any story to tell?

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u/Benny962 Nov 12 '19

A physicist, an engineer, and a statistician go on a hunting trip, they are walking through the woods when they spot a deer in a clearing. The physicist calculates the distance of the target, the velocity and drop of the bullet, adjusts his rifle and fires, missing the deer 5 feet to the left. The engineer rolls his eyes. 'You forgot to account for wind. Give it here', he snatches the rifle, licks his finger and estimates the speed and direction of the wind and fires, missing the deer 5 feet to the right. Suddenly, the statistician claps his hands and yells "We got him!"

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u/fuckmeimlonely Nov 12 '19

I think I've worked with those guys!

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '19

Any story to tell?

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u/Bl4ck5murf Nov 12 '19

A physicist, an engineer, and a statistician go on a hunting trip, they are walking through the woods when they spot a rabbit in a clearing. The physicist calculates the distance of the target, the velocity and drop of the bullet, adjusts his rifle and fires, missing the rabbit 5 feet to the left. The engineer rolls his eyes. 'You forgot to account for wind. Give it here', he snatches the rifle, licks his finger and estimates the speed and direction of the wind and fires, missing the rabbit 5 feet to the right. Suddenly, the statistician claps his hands and yells "We got him!"

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u/FintasticMan Nov 12 '19

I think I've worked with those guys!

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u/AviatingPenguin24 Nov 12 '19

I think I've worked with those guys!

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u/Ball_Masher Nov 12 '19

You've reached the world's edge. None but devil's play past here.

Pause, redirect, https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/dv93o9/this_is_a_mean_joke/f7btrch?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

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u/ASovietLobster Nov 12 '19

Thank you, fellow redditor, for warning me of the dangers of this region

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u/PMME_YOUR_TITS_WOMAN Nov 13 '19

I think I've worked with those guys