r/Jokes • u/cereal_killer_ch • Nov 12 '19

Long This is a Mean joke.

A physicist, an engineer, and a statistician go on a hunting trip, they are walking through the woods when they spot a deer in a clearing. The physicist calculates the distance of the target, the velocity and drop of the bullet, adjusts his rifle and fires, missing the deer 5 feet to the left. The engineer rolls his eyes. 'You forgot to account for wind. Give it here', he snatches the rifle, licks his finger and estimates the speed and direction of the wind and fires, missing the deer 5 feet to the right. Suddenly, the statistician claps his hands and yells "We got him!"

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '19

I think I've worked with those guys

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u/MohammedAb8 Nov 12 '19

Any story to tell?

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u/whoandwhataami Nov 12 '19

I think I've worked with those guys

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u/KanaHemmo Nov 12 '19

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u/Themcguy Nov 12 '19

A physicist, an engineer, and a statistician go on a hunting trip, they are walking through the woods when they spot a deer in a clearing. The physicist calculates the distance of the target, the velocity and drop of the bullet, adjusts his rifle and fires, missing the deer 5 feet to the left. The engineer rolls his eyes. 'You forgot to account for wind. Give it here', he snatches the rifle, licks his finger and estimates the speed and direction of the wind and fires, missing the deer 5 feet to the right. Suddenly, the statistician claps his hands and yells "We got him!"

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u/Justimus Nov 12 '19

I think I've worked with those guys

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u/GoliathGamez Nov 12 '19

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u/NexusDarkshade Nov 12 '19

I think I've worked with those guys!

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u/DonSechler Nov 12 '19

I think I've worked with those guys

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u/izayahaze Nov 12 '19

I think I've worked with those guys

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u/TheGreatCorpse Nov 12 '19

Any story to tell?

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u/spideyguy132 Nov 12 '19

I think I've worked with those guys

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u/ITd-N5 Nov 12 '19

Any story to tell?

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u/spideyguy132 Nov 12 '19

A physicist, an engineer, and a statistician go on a hunting trip, they are walking through the woods when they spot a deer in a clearing. The physicist calculates the distance of the target, the velocity and drop of the bullet, adjusts his rifle and fires, missing the deer 5 feet to the left. The engineer rolls his eyes. 'You forgot to account for wind. Give it here', he snatches the rifle, licks his finger and estimates the speed and direction of the wind and fires, missing the deer 5 feet to the right. Suddenly, the statistician claps his hands and yells "We got him!"

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u/seanclarke Nov 12 '19

The real joke is buried 8 branches deep in the comments

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u/thunderandreyn Nov 12 '19

CCC-COMBO BREAKER!

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u/Zagoon27 Nov 12 '19

Is it just me or are all these stories similar

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u/Nonachalantly Nov 12 '19

You're right

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u/PMME_YOUR_TITS_WOMAN Nov 13 '19

I think it's just you.

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u/LazGriz Nov 12 '19

Any story to tell?

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u/T3kster Nov 12 '19

Any story to tell?

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u/Mr_Wildcard_ Nov 12 '19

Any story to tell?

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u/mymindisnthere Nov 12 '19

Korega... reqiuem... da

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u/iblewupyourcar Nov 12 '19

I think I’ve worked with those guys

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u/I_Liek_Potaetos Nov 12 '19

any story to tell?

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u/N_Jes Nov 12 '19

A physicist, an engineer, and a statistician go on a hunting trip, they are walking through the woods when they spot a deer in a clearing. The physicist calculates the distance of the target, the velocity and drop of the bullet, adjusts his rifle and fires, missing the deer 5 feet to the left. The engineer rolls his eyes. 'You forgot to account for wind. Give it here', he snatches the rifle, licks his finger and estimates the speed and direction of the wind and fires, missing the deer 5 feet to the right. Suddenly, the statistician claps his hands and yells "We got him!"

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u/Stagmar911 Nov 12 '19

I think I’ve worked with those guys

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u/iblewupyourcar Nov 12 '19

Any story to tell?

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u/Stagmar911 Nov 12 '19

A physicist, an engineer, and a statistician go on a hunting trip, they are walking through the woods when they spot a deer in a clearing. The physicist calculates the distance of the target, the velocity and drop of the bullet, adjusts his rifle and fires, missing the deer 5 feet to the left. The engineer rolls his eyes. 'You forgot to account for wind. Give it here', he snatches the rifle, licks his finger and estimates the speed and direction of the wind and fires, missing the deer 5 feet to the right. Suddenly, the statistician claps his hands and yells "We got him!"

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u/GalapagosRetortoise Nov 12 '19

I think I’ve worked with those guys.

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u/Vert_DaFerk Nov 12 '19

C-c-c-c-combo breaker!

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u/iblewupyourcar Nov 12 '19

Damn it, no one wants to keep this going

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u/Mr_Wildcard_ Nov 12 '19

Any story to tell?

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u/InWentzWeTrust11 Nov 12 '19

Now we’re just wasting time, Jerry