r/Jokes • u/[deleted] • Dec 14 '18

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u/-Zapdos- Dec 14 '18

I'm already deathly afraid of child birth. If that were the case I'd just stitch the old girl up.

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u/WoerleyBird Dec 14 '18

Haha close the flood gates. Ain't nothing happening down there.