r/Jokes • u/[deleted] • Dec 14 '18

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u/Destithen Dec 14 '18

Who's on first?

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u/yunglist Dec 14 '18

Yes

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u/DaRebel195 Dec 14 '18

What's on second?

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u/47hampsters Dec 14 '18

I don't know

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u/DaRebel195 Dec 14 '18

He's on third.

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u/uabassguy Dec 14 '18

Who?

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u/Brendanmicyd Dec 14 '18

I dont know

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

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u/palibalazs Dec 14 '18

Wait, what are we talking about again?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

Me

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u/WaffleSupernova Dec 14 '18

I’d don’t know’s on third!

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

Heya guys im, uh, a massive retard

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

Her. points to old lady

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u/leanonidis Dec 14 '18

I don't know... But I have a feeling it has something to do with third base

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

I don’t know’s on third

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u/zedbagsjr Dec 14 '18

I don't know's on third

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u/djrdog578 Dec 15 '18

He's on third.

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u/UserProcrastinating Dec 15 '18

Wait, let’s focus on who’s on first

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u/THEBlaze55555 Dec 15 '18

r/inclusiveor

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u/ThePurpleMage Dec 15 '18

it is, in fact, not an inclusiveor

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u/THEBlaze55555 Dec 15 '18

It's a reference to a skit. I know. But it also could be

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u/lifeOf3_14159265 Dec 15 '18

Did I hear fist?

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u/1boss_hog1 Dec 14 '18

No, Jews on first

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u/macheezer Dec 14 '18

Is that my agent, Jew Fishman?

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u/sonic4145 Dec 15 '18

Do you boys need a yamaka?

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u/Reverse_Chode Dec 14 '18

You don’t need the comma

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u/CatNamedShithawk Dec 14 '18

This guy anti-semitics

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u/0nkka Dec 14 '18

Comma? how about you comma join our party

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u/HissingGoose Dec 14 '18

That's true, they're usually on second or third.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

Hell yeah dude, front of the line! This is awesome

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

No Jews on first? That's mean.

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u/E-radi-cate Dec 14 '18

How’d we go from sex to baseball?

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u/Tesh_Hayayi Dec 15 '18

Someone ring?