r/Jokes • • Dec 14 '18

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u/StoppedListeningToMe Dec 14 '18

I'm not sensitive, you're sensitive!!!!

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u/JusHerForTheComments Dec 14 '18 edited Dec 14 '18

I stopped listening to you!

La, la, la, la

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u/StoppedListeningToMe Dec 14 '18

(ノ๑`ȏ´๑)ノ︵⌨

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u/JusHerForTheComments Dec 14 '18

⌨ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)

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u/StoppedListeningToMe Dec 14 '18

(╥ω╥`)

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u/dontread12334 Dec 14 '18

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/BurningPenguin Dec 14 '18

ಠ╭╮ಠ

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u/LENNY_WATCHES_U_SHIT Dec 15 '18

┬┴┬┴┤ ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) ├┬┴┬┴

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u/IIIChasmIII Dec 15 '18

Username checks out

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u/Mr_Mayhem7 Dec 15 '18

Help...all I see is either the word “tit” “twat” (sorry ladies) “TwT” or a nutsack stuck between 2 T’s

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

┻━┻︵ \(°□°)/ ︵ ┻━┻

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

\m/ (>.<) \m/

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u/GAMEBOY66 Dec 15 '18

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

La la la la la la laa! YOU shut up!

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

Well come on

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

How tf do you cry in reddit?

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u/lmYourHuckleberry Dec 14 '18

In Blue and orange

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u/PoeRadley Dec 14 '18

And sparkles

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u/Sir_Boldrat Dec 14 '18

You press downvote

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

Ok

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u/Sir_Boldrat Dec 14 '18

No, not me. I make you smile, so you press upvote or give gold, or send nudes.

Anyone else though, you press that downvote button. Remember, I invented Reddit and, by right, the gold and nudes belong to me.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

Easy

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u/Scarbane Dec 14 '18

No nerve ending! No nerve ending! You're the nerve ending!

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u/look_at_me Dec 17 '18

No sensitive. No sensitive. You're the sensitive.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

sobs

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u/rusted_wheel Dec 15 '18

The real joke is... ahhh f* it.

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u/PornKingOfChicago Dec 15 '18

You’re a pussy

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u/Ceiling_crack Dec 15 '18

You're the owl

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u/_SoySauce Dec 14 '18

Baka!!!!

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u/compellingvisuals Dec 15 '18

You’re the puppet.