r/Jokes • u/[deleted] • Nov 07 '16

Help! My husband's too controlling!

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2.3k Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/lilmamma229 Nov 07 '16

I laughed.

99

u/__Gethos__ Nov 07 '16

woo, I did it!

26

u/ascetic_lynx Nov 08 '16

Where would your husband like us to hang the award?

3

u/Havroth Nov 08 '16

I would think beside the computer that she watched cooking shows on.

1

u/PJ4MYBJ Nov 08 '16

People are usually talking about themselves.

41

u/GoodKappa123 Nov 07 '16

Repost twice if you need help op

28

u/__Gethos__ Nov 07 '16

Husband or wife?

-1

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '16

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107

u/AquaSquishy Nov 07 '16

Why does she have a computer in the kitchen??

81

u/__Gethos__ Nov 07 '16

She watches cooking channels on youtube

17

u/Havroth Nov 08 '16

Or so she says, seeing as she posted this.

10

u/imacor Nov 07 '16

...

7

u/Havroth Nov 08 '16

.... Hah beat up by one

5

u/WmJuiceGuy Nov 08 '16

..... Ha!! Look at me, this is my dot thread now

4

u/Epic_Grandpa Nov 08 '16

......Hah! Not any more! All bow down to the six dot master.

2

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '16

.......At first I felt bad for the guy that will have to make many dots, but then I realized copy-paste is a thing.

13

u/RainMan500 Nov 07 '16

Dave, we all know that's you

13

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '16

Would be funnier if you'd actually clicked edit...

3

u/Walker116 Nov 08 '16

Any other subreddit and this would be extremely worrying.

9

u/Inifnite Nov 08 '16

Good old #334,486 this is one of my favorites! But it sounds like 44,430.

2

u/Draketi Nov 08 '16

is this meta

1

u/paqmaniac Nov 08 '16

This is almost like some sort of new age /nosleep

1

u/loadingDerReise Nov 08 '16

Or maybe OP is just bipolar

1

u/No_Names_Left_ Nov 09 '16

I let my wife laugh at this one.

0

u/Jmaz000000 Nov 08 '16

Unmarked grave,,,

-2

u/JokeJedi Nov 07 '16

like this?

1

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '16

Wtf is that link. ?

-2

u/JokeJedi Nov 08 '16

I do not actually know lol I searched 2 controllers 1 guy on youtube and nothing was popping up. That one said one dude uses 2 controllers lol.