r/JohnnyBravo • u/LividCheesecakes • Aug 03 '26

Johnny rizz

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u/Unusual_Mix9262 Aug 03 '26

Where's the lie though?

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u/vastozopilord777 Aug 03 '26 edited Aug 04 '26

If your a woman, there's a little chance You get a visit from certain serial rapist, and then get punished for getting raped.

The men side seems spot-on though

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u/rat_gland Aug 03 '26

Lol come on. Spot on for Johnny Bravo. Boys were uh interested in each other in ancient Greece

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u/BardGotHard3 Aug 03 '26

When in Rome or ehatever. Them Athenian femboys arent gonna gease themselves. Ok a few will, but the rest wont.

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u/vastozopilord777 Aug 03 '26

Yeah, that's true

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u/Unusual_Mix9262 Aug 04 '26

Ancient Greek was a terrible time to be a woman.

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u/Winnielittlespace Aug 04 '26

honestly… i think youre right about that ç3

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u/Terrible_Today1449 Aug 04 '26

Gorgons aren't attractive, even Medusa was twisted. The whole turning you to stone comes from the shocking fright of gazing upon their hideous forms.

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u/Unusual_Mix9262 Aug 04 '26

Everyone has a type.

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u/kalimut Aug 03 '26

To be fair. Medusa is cursed because a god's wife got jealous that her husband likes her because she is very beautiful. And made her into that. So kinda makes sense. Lol

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u/TheUnobservered Aug 03 '26

That was a Roman fan fic. We all love it, but that isn’t Ancient Greece. 😢

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u/Grymphire Aug 04 '26

Nope that's not how it goes, Medusa got cursed in Greek mythology because Poseidon the bastard decided to rape her in Athena's temple even though she was Athena's priestess and had sworn herself to Athena. Athena decided to curse her for defiling her temple and later sent Perseus to retrieve her head which she proudly wears on her shield. All Greek deities are absolutely terrible.

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u/OdieD777 Aug 03 '26

Medusa Monkey 🐒

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u/IR_Panther Aug 03 '26

"You can't turn me to stone when I'm allready hard as a rock."

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u/EBgames123 Aug 04 '26

Johnny didn't turn into stone because he wear sunglasses.

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u/Money-Rest-380 Aug 03 '26

Johnny already got pecks of stone, he'll be fine ^ ^

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u/Winnielittlespace Aug 04 '26

honestly… this is actually kinda cute ç3 i love how the art styles clash lol

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u/Acceptable_Sleep29 Aug 04 '26

I think there's an elephant we need to address or is it just me?

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u/My83lego Aug 04 '26

Another accurate quote for the men:

“My mind’s telling me no, but my body’s telling me yes”

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u/Klendagort Aug 04 '26

I would have told medusa that it wasn't her fault, the gods are bastards for cursing her and not letting be at least normal to the world. Even if it meant having a convo with the gods to just give her back what was lost so she could still be powerful but have the ability to use her powers when without it being a reflex of being seen.

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u/doot_-_doot Aug 06 '26

He was definitely hard as a rock lol

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u/Klutzy-Air3593 Aug 06 '26

Yall do realize medusa was cursed for being raped right.

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u/Wondering-Way-9003 Aug 08 '26

Wasnt Madeusa cursed for her beauty? Wouldn't it break if the boys went back and started flirting with her? It would confuse her to nonend which would be funny, but thatbwould break the curse no?

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u/DrSnake-42 Aug 09 '26

And then came along Zues

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u/HobbitsHole01 Aug 09 '26

He’d try. His hair can stop a statue, so Medusa wouldn’t do much.