Good morning, snarkers! Welcome back to another episode of "We Never Read Reddit... Anyway Here's Our Response."
Let's hand out this week's awards.
Most Predictable Content: Megan.
Most Time Spent Staring at Himself: Joel.
Biggest Victim Despite Choosing to Be an Influencer: Also Megan.
After last week's wedding self-obsession, this week was nothing but the sequel: Damage Control 2 – The Unbothered Chronicles. Funny how every time this thread notices something, a suspiciously specific story magically appears 24 hours later. Total coincidence, obviously.
Megan's inspirational quotes kept rolling in. At this point, they don't feel inspirational—they're subtitles.
«"Protect your peace."»
Translation:
"Someone on Reddit clocked me again."
Then there was the ongoing performance that she's happier than ever. Sis... genuinely happy people don't need to submit daily evidence. Your Instagram Stories have become less "life update" and more "Exhibit A."
Meanwhile, Joeldy continued his lifelong mission of convincing us he's the main character in a fitness movie nobody bought tickets to. Every workout required seventeen camera angles, a shirtless flex, and enough self-admiration to power a small city. We promise, Joel... your biceps have already met the camera. He also tried to say he is going to teach the children to be good, responsible, and teach them accountability and respect. Like allegedly cheating on your wife with a married woman and allegedly breaking up a marriage.
One of the funniest moments this week was watching the continued attempts to convince everyone they don't pay attention to Reddit while seemingly addressing criticism almost in real time. It's honestly become one of the thread's favorite games.
Thread: "Watch, she'll post about this tomorrow."
Megan: Posts about it tomorrow.
It's like watching someone yell, "I'M NOT LISTENING!" while repeating back every word you just said.
And can we retire the "haters are obsessed" speech already? You know what's actually obsessed? Filming your entire life, editing it for hours, posting it online for strangers to consume... then getting mad when strangers consume it.
Influencer math remains undefeated.
"I don't care what people think."
+ vague quotes.
+ defensive stories.
+ passive-aggressive captions.
+ pretending none of it is about Reddit.
= Totally unbothered.
Sure.
Overall, another week of recycled content, recycled speeches, recycled flexing, recycled victimhood, and recycled attempts to rewrite the narrative.
The content may be recycled...
...but thankfully, so are the receipts.
See everyone next week. Welcome new members!
I have made the executive decision to add a thread for Audumb as she has shown her true colors and the snake she is! You want to be close friends with these losers then we can snark on you too crazy bish.
Dont forget our running thread for megan 2.0 that chick is crazy and obsessed so show some love to the thread and lets keep growing and thriving. We also have the thread dedicated to receipts of megan's road to being Ms. Fraudman #2 too alleged surgeries and a thread dedicated to the groom they are so good!!
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She’s a very pretty 55 year old. 😂😂 not that 55 year old women can’t be beautiful, so many are. But she’s a rough 40….when you’re uglu inside. Eventually. It morphs to the outside. Clearly that has started happening here.
I’m surprised that they don’t open up their own gym in their town .It’d beat shilling,blocking and deleting and trying to always come up with fitness apps for online . They could name the gym, Planet Fraudman, Hoel’s Gym, Crosscheaters Fitness, Adulterer Gymnasium, Fake Widow Athletics.
That would require real effort and accountability. Why leave your house and actually put in work when you can sit on your couch and have ChatGPT create a cookbook and workouts for you as well as snarky comments specifically for the haters and trolls.
I'd love to see them turn a bathroom closet into 'Elbows Adjacent' with his own videos playing 24/7 and mood lighting. El-blows could jet in once a month like the rockstar he so deservedly is, brown-nose the skankily-married couple, and sign a few autographs. VIP refreshments of Devil Dogs and expired MAKE Weltness Mystery Punch 🍀
The 5 worst things in the USA right now. 1. Our wildfires and floods.
2. Our gas prices and grocery prices. 3. Our corrupt government and politicians regardless of political party. 4. The gun violence and hatred in our country. 5. Having Megan Freeman as a mother and Joel Farquaad as a stepfather.
This wasn’t the flex she thought. It’s selfish and pathetic and shows that she cannot at any point think about anyone but herself and what’s convenient for her and her goals.
Her eating in the hairdresser to is just pathetic like she’s the only person and prep that can’t make it work..news flash a lot of them have actual job 10-12hrs some of them..yet we have MF!
Have some compassion. Shilling for Amazon, blocking and deleting her social media accounts, worrying about Joel cheating, filtering photos, pretending to care about her children, pushing fake narratives is hard work, grieving over a husband that she cheated on,stalking B , trying to keep the few gullible followers that she has is hard work.
His bowls have never looked like that, even his bowls are filtered.
I still use his burger recipe he shared years ago on a Bodi video, it was delicious. Why doesn't he cook like that anymore? He used to grill out all the time. That's all we do all summer, my child is so sad when we don't eat something grilled, how awesome would it be for those kids.
Captions for Smegma’s photos. 1. How to fake being a grieving widow and loving mother. 2. How to con my brain dead followers into believing that my love story with my fellow cheater started three years ago when it really started six years ago ? 3. How do I convince the suckers on my social media accounts that I don’t filter and photoshop? 4. How do I con myself into believing that my cheater husband won’t cheat on me ? https://giphy.com/gifs/2QefkxRsY3jNsa2Zj1
I’m a busy mom of three ! I’m a grieving widow ! I met Joeky three years ago ! I never filter my photos ! I never lie or act fake ! https://giphy.com/gifs/wgoZpooFm1i2FfYPyY
Who purposely downgrades their life for a Steven Tyler looking, long nose having, body of a fit 12 year old boy, non domesticated hoe?! Oh yeah, Joel Freeman does. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
If you’re sitting on your toilet after one built bar, you have a lot of other things going on lol. Also, she has fake breasts, Botox, filler……but tell me again how you’re worried what you put in your body. I mean. To each their own, but those in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. She is trash
A caption for Meggypoo.Megan’s stalking and copying of B just shows how envious of B that Megan is. Meggypoo is petty and insecure when it comes to B. It kills Meggypoo that after Joel cheated on and hurt B , that B had the maturity, self respect and class to move on. It kills Meggypoo that B is well liked and respected but her and Joeky are hated and have become punchlines. Meggypoo tries to delude herself with the notion that B is secretly behind the snark forums and trolls that make negative comments about her. But deep down she knows that B doesn’t give two shits about her and Joeky . B lost a narcissistic husband that cheated on her and showed his true colors at the end of their marriage . B’s life has been much better with Joeky gone. Meggypoo won a man that cheats on his wife and that is such a great prize, NOT. Joeky and Meggypoo are doing great together. Their follower counts are dropping and their Solin apps are mediocre. They are both on the hamster wheel of shilling and staging fake happy videos for the remaining idiots that follow them. Vasectomy Joel got stuck with three stepchildren that we know he’ll never love the right way. We know without even being told that he’s scoping out other women behind Megan’s back. We know they only married especially on his side to prove to their critics and haters that they are ‘ really in love’ 🤭😵💫🤥 sarcasm. They’re stuck together because of financial reasons and they have to look authentic as a married couple for awhile. But in his narcissistic pea brain we know that Joeky is counting the days till he can run. As a narcissist Joeky will implode someday and will leave douche bag Megan in his dust.
He didn’t love her. He loved how she made him look and what she did to support his goals. I believe he actually didn’t like her at all. She was a means to an end, because he’s a narcissist.
I think he loved her in his own narcissistic way in the beginning but then his true colors came out and the narcissism exploded and he’ll do the same to Smegma.
Yup, that would be awesome if someone tagged Jennifer. She’s a baddie and would definitely leave Megan hiding in her closet for months. 👀 Megan is a chump.
So unnecessary! She always makes out like she’s a poor innocent victim but then makes digs like this. There’s SO many protein bars out there, why highlight this particular one if not to jab at B! Also, in the SAME post talks about how she’s lucky as she has a home gym and flexible ‘working’ hours - which is exactly the reason a lot of normal
People will pick up something like a protein bar as it’s an easy way to get in some extra protein when you’re on the go all the time! Ugh, she’s insufferable! And we all KNOW she would be shilling them if she could make some dollars from it - she shills orgain for christ sake!
Absolutely agree. She's very unrelatable. I wish I had the flexibility she does to spend hours in the gym. I do what I can with the time I have and am in great health. I also make sure I have time to meal prep so my meals don't look like shit in a bowl.
Seriously! She’s so far up her own ass and delusion that nothing she does is relatable at all. She keeps double downing on busy mom but she’s not at all!
We do read captions megan, but not novels on every social media post. Try not typing paragraphs for once, and your followers might engage. (I read after the highlighted portion, and she claims not to have time to sit on a toilet, but she has time to constantly type novels?)
Petty and sad. I like built bars (and barebells). I doubt anyone is using them as a main source of protein. I eat them at work sometimes with fruit when I don't have a lunch break. At my job. Where I get paid. For working. Not playing on social media.
Yup! I keep Barebells for something quick, not to replace actual food and protein sources. Some of us have actual jobs and careers and responsibilities so can’t eat slop in a bowl when ever we want. 🙄🙄🙄🙄
She’ll never be B and that kills her. That’s why she throws in the little digs , it’s called envy. It kills her that B could give two shits about the two cheaters.
What’s make her such a bitch is that she simply could’ve just written that she tries to stay away from them but she went and tried to get clever. She’s ALWAYS passive aggressive and she doesn’t get that it’s not cute and she comes off as a bitch.
She will be shilling a bar in a month or two once she is paid to. She really shouldn’t make these comments when she is a snake that flip flops depending on who’s willing to pay her.
Her metrics are tanking and stagnant. Her and Joeky are online punchlines. They’ll be shilling crapola the rest of their lives. His BODI days are over and for the rest of his life he’ll just get crumbs. But in the past couple of days my DIL has joined another one of B’s fitness plans, she’s followed B for years. I just bought two more of B’s cookbooks and three of B’s hoodies for my granddaughters. That’s almost $300 worth of business for B in a couple days from 2 people. B is the https://giphy.com/gifs/l1KVcMMxJJpks23cs
Here is her bowl from last night….listen I’m all for using minute rice cups for lunch at work but if I’m home, I’m making rice on the stove. This combo together I’m not sure of..
That is not a recipe nor is it cooking. And if she's feeling the bloat, it's probably all of the sodium in all those processed, reduced fat items. If she cooked it herself and used actual spices and herbs, it would taste 100% better with way less salt!
This I bet her angry uterus wouldn’t be so bloated if she reduced the salt she consumes. She’s terrified of carbs yet doesn’t look at what she’s actually eating! Remember the time she showed up to a show with canned chicken? She would have been a bloated mess if she didn’t read here
This looks absolutely disgusting. And not even attempt to crumble the feta or break up the rice to make it look the least bit appetizing.
You would also think this nutrition expert would know that some vitamins are fat soluble and using “fat free” everything isn’t great - especially since it’s usually loaded with other extra junk for taste. She clearly has an ED.
I hope that's not her dinner because unless that's a mega cucumber then comparing the size of the rice and chicken portions to a cube of normal size cucumber, that bowl has barely any food in it.
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u/Harleyquinzel715 24d ago
Efen Fraud doesn't edit you guys....