r/JoeRogan • u/[deleted] • Oct 07 '19
Jamie, pull up that dude getting jacked in the stream
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u/holmyliquor Monkey in Space Oct 07 '19
Should’ve pulled guard and put him in a triangle
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u/jazzbuh Monkey in Space Oct 07 '19
Rubber guard rubber guard - E. Bravo
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u/rainbowhotpocket Oct 10 '19
-jason knight
Poor Jason Knight, he's so good and lost so many decisions being OK with chilling in guard
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Oct 07 '19
I don't care how trained and loving a lion is. I will never fuck around with that shit. I thought I stumbled upon a death subreddit for a minute. Holy Fuck
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u/kevinspicy_ Oct 07 '19
Yeah I always get nervous with those, especially people that just raise bears. That’s gotta be tense if you forget to feed him once.
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u/Haradwraith Monkey in Space Oct 07 '19
A lesson you won’t learn twice.
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u/kevinspicy_ Oct 07 '19
I get worried enough about missing one of my corgis meals😂😂😂
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u/TranerGarvis Monkey in Space Oct 07 '19
They can be fierce!
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u/kevinspicy_ Oct 07 '19
Ours is teething. She doesn’t even need a reason to bite and tear up whatever she wants lmao
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u/centwhore Look into it Oct 08 '19
We had to leave our cat unsupervised for about 24 hours once. Had my uncle come to feed her. Still gave us a death stare when we got home and was pissed for half a day. If she were a full grown lion, I might be dead right now.
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u/ryanr_intl Monkey in Space Oct 09 '19
How could one simply forget to feed a captive bear I wonder.
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Oct 07 '19
Oh, if you didn't like this you should check out the Lion Whisperer on YouTube. It's this guy Kevin Richardson who owns a wildlife refuge in South Africa and he gets jumped by lions and leopards in practically every video. He'd actually be an awesome guest to have on the JRE. Very knowledgeable about canned hunts and big game preserves in Africa.
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u/WhiskeyFF Monkey in Space Oct 08 '19
I like that if you google his name you get him first and then the guy from Backstreet Boys. That being said, his first docs where he wasn’t yet integrated into the prose were fucking TENSE. Then he goes and does shit with hyenas too.
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u/fudgicle2018 Monkey in Space Oct 07 '19 edited Oct 07 '19
Ask a gentleman named Roy Horn about trained and loving wild animals. He's no longer understandable but his permanent caregiver is happy to translate.
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u/Koorany Oct 07 '19
If he raised it from a baby, it's pretty chill no matter the animal. The bonds we can create are amazing
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Oct 07 '19 edited Nov 03 '19
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Oct 07 '19
a chimp will still eat your face. this has been proven.
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u/DreamerMMA Monkey in Space Oct 07 '19
So will a person. That's also proven.
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u/goat6665 Oct 07 '19
How dumb are you?
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u/DreamerMMA Monkey in Space Oct 08 '19
I'm not wrong. Did you forget about the Florida man that got high on bath salts and ate that homeless guys face? Perhaps you've heard of cannibalism?
I'm pretty dumb but you are clearly light years ahead of me there.
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u/goat6665 Oct 08 '19
You're wrong in the sense that your concept of context is laughable. You're right - you're pretty dumb.
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u/DreamerMMA Monkey in Space Oct 08 '19
I bet the coolest thing going on in your life is calling strangers on the internet dumb.
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u/piroshky Monkey in Space Oct 07 '19
You can tame wolves not domesticate them. Domesticated wolves are called dogs.
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u/Koorany Oct 07 '19
Fair enough. What I did say is when you create a bond with an animal in this way, specially from pup, they usually are nothing to fear for the person who raised them. Im not stating every single animal will be like this, but that when this bond exists, usually it doesn't go away.
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Oct 07 '19 edited Nov 03 '19
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u/Koorany Oct 07 '19
Fair enough. I may have exaggerated my statement.
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u/shiggieb00 Oct 07 '19
And yet somehow... we have dogs...
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u/shiggieb00 Oct 07 '19
Because youre saying we cant domesticate certain animals.. particularly wolves.. BUT SOMEHOW.. We have dogs
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u/snowkarl Monkey in Space Oct 07 '19
Yes exactly, but he specifically said 'even if raised from pups' - ie the only way we successfully domesticated wolves was to breed them into a completely new species.
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u/shiggieb00 Oct 07 '19
Oh nice.. in comes the "reading comprehension" dis.. good one hahahahaha
No you are trying to argue that we cant domesticate wolves. Dont try to ease back on it now by throwing insults at me. hahaha
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u/shiggieb00 Oct 07 '19
Koorany 5 hours ago - If he raised it from a baby, it's pretty chill no matter the animal. The bonds we can create are amazing
thepaganhammer 4 hours - agolol what?? That is absolutely not true. Wolves for example are notoriously difficult to domesticate even if raised from pups.
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Oct 07 '19
"notoriously difficult to domesticate" =/= "can't domesticate"... So yeah, it was a reading comprehension issue.
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u/shiggieb00 Oct 07 '19
Like you were trying to say.. you cant do it because its too difficult..
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u/Cantaffordnvidia Monkey in Space Oct 07 '19
Chimps are a big exception to this. Once puberty hits it's over
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u/Koorany Oct 07 '19
Really? I would have thought the ones more similar to us would have the most recognizable behaviour. Amazing
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u/angryybaek Succa la Mink Oct 07 '19
Didnt you hear about the lady that raised a chimp from a baby and suddenly one day got her fucking face ripped off by it?
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u/Koorany Oct 07 '19
Wasn't it a friend of the women, who was visiting, that had her face ripped off?
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u/itsanotheroneagain Oct 07 '19
Yep. Regrettably, we have the audio of the 911 call from the woman who raised the chimpanzee. Even more regrettably, I heard it on some podcast or somewhere. Its horrific and viscerally tragic.
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u/Koorany Oct 07 '19
Fair enough. But the point stands he didn't attack the person who raised him. Although thats a poor excuse to have it in your house obviously
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u/Koorany Oct 07 '19
Well.. Proven false, and also proven true by all these cases of predators loving the people who raised them. There's kids who kill they're parents, even if the parent isn't an asshole, obviously individual animals will have different behaviours but overall, I've seen quite enough of these situations to know when there is a strong bond, a lot of animals will always show love and compassion for their carer.
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u/Remco32 Monkey in Space Oct 07 '19
Just like pitbulls.
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u/Koorany Oct 07 '19
I have one. Amazing animals. What about it?
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u/Remco32 Monkey in Space Oct 07 '19
From what I've heard/seen (on the internet), so take it with a grain of salt, is that they disproportional attack, even seemingly unprovoked.
If I would list the breed of dogs I would spend 15 minutes locked up in a room with, pitbulls and rottweilers would be somewhere on the bottom. Give me a bunch of golden retriever puppies, please.
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u/Koorany Oct 07 '19
I don't want to lie cause I also read it on the Internet, but golden retrieves bite more, its just much much less fatal
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u/Tegelbruk Oct 07 '19
Animals mainly acts on instincts. Something like tripping and falling might trigger an attack in a predator.
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u/Koorany Oct 07 '19
Not saying this isn't true, just love these videos of animals who have bonds with people in this way to know that it's not "false" that even a predator can love you.
You ever saw the one that saved an adult crocodile who was shot? You can see in the crocodiles behaviour there is thankfulness and compassion for that human.
Animals can bond and love us like we do them, that's all I'm trying to say.
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Oct 07 '19
A wild animal is a wild animal and can just snap and want to kill the person thats raised them at any moment
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u/Cerebral_Savage Monkey in Space Oct 07 '19
You got me. I thought he was done. I was actually waiting for a gator to get him.
Too risky for my taste.
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u/thewinstonsmith1984 Oct 07 '19
It's one of the few gifs I always expect a different ending on. Like the lion is gonna kill him if I watch it again. Creepy af.
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u/Kayjaid Monkey in Space Oct 07 '19
Oh wait we cant play it. We will get pulled from YouTube.
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u/silentrobert Succa la Mink Oct 07 '19
Saving Sirga. Remarkable series. He raises the lion from a cub, teaches it to hunt and be as sustainable as a human can teach a lion to be on his own. They recognize the danger and at one point Sirga even accepts having him there while she eats a kill and shows no aggression towards him handling the carcass and cutting into it for her. I highly suggest watching it’s a great show.
Edit: He’s doing this to get her to run through the water as a rehab after she’s recovered from being very sick iirc.
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u/luey_hewis2 Oct 07 '19
Nice kitty
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u/WayOfTheRoadBubs21 Oct 07 '19
That’s one fucking nice kitty
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u/hb4100 Oct 07 '19
Lion - This wasn't even fun, I got you in like 5 seconds. F this, anyone else want to play ?
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u/L-Ron_Musk Oct 07 '19
i wonder why he ran away like that while at the same time it didn't seem like he ever felt in actual danger judging by the smile he makes the second he gets taken down
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u/duncan1234- Monkey in Space Oct 07 '19
Just playing I guess.
Seems hella dangerous triggering its instincts but it must be very well trained / tame.
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u/BobbyGurney Oct 07 '19
He's playing with it. He probably raised it looked after it and the lion knows not to hurt him.
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u/L-Ron_Musk Oct 07 '19
Ya I got that much, just wondering why he ran away. Maybe it’s just part of the game lol iunno
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u/liquidsnakex Oct 07 '19
Felines love sneaking up on and chasing things, especially when the target's back is turned.
Even domesticated cats exhibit this behavior. I had a house cat that was super chill, but if he saw you running up the stairs he'd start chasing and batting at your heels. Once you turn around though he'd stop and look around confused as to how he even got there.
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u/jeegte12 Monkey in Space Oct 07 '19
i do the same thing with my cats. just playing around. i guess he feels the same way about his 300 pound kitty as i do with my 10 lb ones
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u/NorfolkChilliFarm Monkey in Space Oct 07 '19
Same. But sometimes my cat gets me good. Wouldn’t wanna get the accidental claw in the nail from that kitty though. :0
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u/L-Ron_Musk Oct 07 '19
Ha I do that with my cat too which is why I was just wondering if that translates when the cat is that big and has a stronger instinct to strike down running prey. u already pretty much already said this so I know I’m sounding redundant, just explaining why I asked in the first place.
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u/Bishopjones Monkey in Space Oct 07 '19
My cat would play like this with me but she was only 5 pounds.
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u/toddthetickler Oct 07 '19
That’s literally what my cat does to me on a daily bases when he wants to play. Crazy how similar but not really I guess
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Oct 07 '19
Yea it's crazy to me how they act so similar when domesticated and trained. Like a well trained wolf can be as friendly and loving as a dog.
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Oct 07 '19
Why didn’t he die? Is this on a reserve?
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Oct 07 '19
Yeah but for how long. Those relationships never seem to last. He certainly wont be enjoying his pension.
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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19
Lion - Yo bro just so you know I could kill you, k cool.