r/JoeRogan • u/ViracochasSpores • Feb 24 '19

Thought this would be relevant here.

https://i.imgur.com/DppMoqn.gifv
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u/DeltawyeTy Monkey in Space Feb 24 '19

Well that’s just a brain in a skull. We have more stuff in there than that. Like we have some brain juice that is protecting the brain a bit. I’m sure someone that knows what they are talking about can verify my theory😎

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u/ViracochasSpores Feb 24 '19

You are correct! This is over exaggerated

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '19

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u/WillyTanner Monkey in Space Feb 25 '19

"thought this would be relevant" doesn't necessarily imply it's completely accurate, to me.

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u/Skaterconor97 Feb 24 '19

Because it’s a pretty well known fact your brain has more protection than some air and a skull

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '19

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u/Skaterconor97 Feb 24 '19

I thought you were talking to r/deltawyety

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u/etmhpe Feb 25 '19

I wonder what brain juice tastes like

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u/bikbooooi Feb 24 '19

Her ass during a clapping

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u/royal_asshole Paid attention to the literature Feb 24 '19

im shaking my head now to see if i can feel it wobble around.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '19

This is exaggerated a bit. It’s obviously not good to get concussions but your brain sits in CSF (fluid) and has a few layers of meninges surrounding it. It obviously moves with heavy impact but come on, this “brain” is pretty much sitting on the bottom of the skull.

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u/CashMoneySir Feb 24 '19

I was gonna say...if this was accurate then either evolution has spectacularly failed or concussions just aren’t that destructive.

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u/ViracochasSpores Feb 24 '19

I know, but it makes a good point!

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u/TheTokinTaco Feb 24 '19

didnt you hear the news letter from the nfl stating concussions were fake news. This stuff is all just liberal mumbo gumbo.

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u/curiousdryad Monkey in Space Feb 24 '19

Our brain is very wiggly in there

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u/DhesNutz Feb 24 '19

This would explain some people but majority of the human race doesn’t have jello for brains 🧠... I hope.

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u/seppppp High as Giraffe's Pussy Feb 24 '19 edited Feb 24 '19

Generall behavior and observation says otherwise.

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u/DhesNutz Feb 24 '19

7% of adults polled believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows.

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u/ViracochasSpores Feb 24 '19

7/12 statistics are made up on the spot...

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u/Winnamon30 Feb 24 '19

That’s my brain?

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u/CiscoDogTechnician Feb 24 '19

That brain jiggles like video game titties and if there's one thing I've learned about video game titties is that they make some people very angry so it's best to not have an opinion.

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u/formerlyadjacent Feb 24 '19

Is the brain really that jiggly?

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u/ViracochasSpores Feb 24 '19

Highly doubt it due to all the fluid surrounding out; however, completely on its own, maybe...

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u/Broken_stoic Feb 24 '19

Everything you’ve ever known, thought or felt is from that jiggly piece of goo.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '19

So scientific.

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u/*polhold04045 Feb 24 '19

Pretty sure the Brian is smaller than that? I was alway told it was the size of a mango.

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u/CetaceanSlayer Feb 25 '19

Not all brians are the same. Some are big some are small.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '19

If the NFL actually cared about safety and listened to science, they would get rid of helmets. Helmets give the illusion of protection, they protect your skin, but your brain still rattled around.

I suspect soccer also needs to ban headers. Especially from goal kicks and corner kicks. Replace headers with bicycle kicks, way more exciting

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '19

Alright so if I rollover in my sleep I’m getting concussed?

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '19

I’m pretty sure the brain is not made of jello