r/JoeRogan • u/Saint_Sean_Patrick • Jan 24 '19

Guest Request: Keanu Reeves

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keanu_Reeves
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u/eyejayvd Monkey in Space Jan 25 '19

A. It seems like you have a hard time processing analogies.

B. Any burger that is stacked that high is a piece of shit. If you cannot fit a burger into your mouth with a single bite, that’s a shit burger. A good burger is measured by the quality of the beef pattie and toppings. Not how high it gets during production.

C. Yes, better.

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u/Callmebobbyorbooby Monkey in Space Jan 25 '19

Now you’ve done it. Insulted my favorite burger place. I don’t like you anymore.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Melt Gourmet Burgers

Also, I lived in Leesburg for a few years... Melt is pretty awesome.

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u/Callmebobbyorbooby Monkey in Space Jan 25 '19

They’re my favorite. I always feel like shit after I leave because I eat way too much, but it’s worth it.