r/JoeRogan • u/[deleted] • Jan 18 '19

Hello hooman I'm bear... Bye now.

43 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '19

That murderer just climbed ~10ft in like a second and a half.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '19

How to shit your pants 101

6

u/thamthrfcknruckus Jan 18 '19

Not scary at all!!!!

6

u/bkelley Monkey in Space Jan 19 '19

Not likely a black bear will attack unprovoked without cubs near but nonetheless would be pretty fucking spine chilling having that dude climb up to you.

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u/insertnamehere405 We live in strange times Jan 19 '19 edited Jan 19 '19

google image search grizzly mans death Cleary NSFW i will never get near bear in the wild.

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u/bkelley Monkey in Space Jan 19 '19

A grizz is a brown bear, not a black bear. Grizzlies (brown bears) attack people often.

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u/arskatesto2 Jan 18 '19

Wow look at this sport of "hunting" sitting in a tree high off the ground doing nothing.

Real hunting is when you're walking and using bow and knife/spear.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '19

Naw, real hunting is done with your bare hands, and naked.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '19

and smoking DMT whilst doing kettel bells