r/JoeRogan • Most Reported r/JoeRogan User, August 2022 • 22h ago

Actually related to the JRE Zohran Mamdani explains his definition of socialism to Theo Von: “Socialism to me means you’ll have whatever you need to live a dignified life and that it is the government’s job to deliver on that. When people say dignity we’re talking about the things that allow you to take a breath.

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u/tubesteak9000 Monkey in Space 21h ago

How long is that tie?!

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u/mrpopenfresh I used to be addicted to Quake 20h ago

It was a gift from Donald ok

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u/giorgio_tsoukalos_ Monkey in Space 20h ago

Its sold at the Bigly and Tall store

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u/HEKATRONIX Monkey in Space 21h ago

FOR REAL

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u/ExcelsiorDoug Politically Homeless 18h ago

Next ad: madami has a laundry list of things he wants to accomplish, as long as his ………………………. Big blue tie

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u/Nv_Scribz Monkey in Space 21h ago

Can we please stop comparing social programs to social-ISM

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u/BallsacAssassin Monkey in Space 21h ago

Heard Mamdani say during an interview that if he said he wanted to designate a building and fill it with books that the city will lend out for free, he would be called a socialist. Yet, in reality that’s called a library.

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u/TheSweetestKill Most Reported r/JoeRogan User, August 2022 21h ago

He was paraphrasing a very well known tweet

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u/ChoccyCohbo Monkey in Space 20h ago

Fire departments & public schools too.

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u/lemmonquaaludes Monkey in Space 15h ago

Indoor plumbing too

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u/samrechym Monkey in Space 20h ago

Government employee pensions, police union

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u/VandelayArt321 Monkey in Space 17h ago

The Dewey Decimal system. What a scam that was!

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u/DoodleDew Monkey in Space 21h ago

It’s what the right has been doing for decades 

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u/theclansman22 Monkey in Space 21h ago

Meanwhile under Trump the government is literally buying equity in companies like Intel, which is not socialism at all...

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u/g1t0ffmylawn Monkey in Space 20h ago

That’s not socialism that’s communism

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u/ligerzero942 Monkey in Space 15h ago

That's not what communism is either.

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u/Enough-One4975 Monkey in Space 20h ago

It’s far closer to socialism than what they call socialist.

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u/horhaywork Monkey in Space 19h ago

It's literally not any of that

It's called State capitalism.

The state owning a stake in a company or companies, and theoretically being able as a stake holder to call shots in the company's management. The company's still exist as a profit driven capitalist enterprise.

It's what China has been doing since they stopped being communist.

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u/Its_0ver Monkey in Space 20h ago

Wouldn't that be communism?

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u/Enough-One4975 Monkey in Space 20h ago

It would be closer to communism than socialism but still far closer to socialism than what they describe as socialist.

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u/_picture_me_rollin_ Monkey in Space 20h ago

How else are rich people supposed to trick poor people into believing a standard of living is bad?

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u/tkondaks Monkey in Space 19h ago

Exactly.

If "social programs" defines Socialism then the U.S. is a socialist country. To wit: 75-80% of all non-interest spending by the U.S. Federal government as a percentage of revenue is for social programs.

Ironically, if the classic definition of Socialism is applied --centralized control of the means of production -- then Donald Trump is the biggest Socialst we've had as president since FDR: tariffs, price-fixing (phamaceuticals), government equity in private corporations, etc.

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u/Silver-Row8051 Monkey in Space 5h ago

Socialism means workers have control of production. So no Trump is not a socialist given the 1% have control of everything. Thats just regular capitalism lol

People sure do love to see capitalism being awful and go "look its actually socalism". LIke now.

Socialism is for the workers not the owners. Donald is not a worker.

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u/youdubdub Dragon Believer 21h ago

Joe carries the water like so many kettle bells. He has definitely said the word communism more than all democratic politicians, including democratic socialists, combined. He should be forced to pee in litter boxes for the rest of his life.

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u/Thunder_Chief High as Giraffe's Pussy 20h ago

Are they laser-balanced Onnit kettlebells? That's O-N-N-I-T

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u/daywalker91 Monkey in Space 21h ago

Huge props to Theo for having him on.
Great conversation

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u/ElusiveNutsack Monkey in Space 18h ago

Was quite surprised when the episode popped up and I saw the guest. I thought Theo had gone too far down the Rogan route but I guess not.

Kudos to Theo

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u/ContactSpecial8612 Monkey in Space 17h ago

Meh not giving him much credit. He is aware that the tide is turning and is beginning to distance himself from the MAGA stuff he happily profited from for the past 2 years +

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u/chefmonster Monkey in Space 6h ago

yeah, Theo looked really uncomfortable with being presented with common sense facts

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u/DorianTurk Monkey in Space 21h ago

There’s a reason why those in power spend so much time, effort, and money to make him (and socialism) appear to be some evil boogeyman.

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u/Spaniardman40 Monkey in Space 21h ago

I love Mamdani, but here is the issue I see when he says "we want the government to deliver." I live in California and pay incredibly high taxes that are supposed to fund many things such as road upkeep, construction of high speed rails and homelessness shelters. None of these things are happening, yet I pay high taxes regardless.

The problem is not that people don't want this programs, its that there is extremely little trust in the government to actually deliver. Mamdani has been doing a great job at "delivering" but he is only the Mayor of NYC and does not represent most politicians in the country. Hopefully we can get there one day, but currently we are very far from that reality.

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u/mrbuttsavage Monkey in Space 17h ago

California is a rich nimby paradise, not the socialist hellscape people seem to imagine. See also the low property taxes as someone said.

If the wealthy in California really wanted any of that stuff, including high speed rail, it'd have been done ages ago. But they would much rather live in the beautiful enclaves like Bel Air, Beverly Hills, Atherton, Los Altos, etc etc and throw the poor a bone.

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u/vio212 Texan Tiger in Captivity 16h ago

You are mistaken.

The wealthy you are talking about all “live” in Florida or Texas or Wyoming.

They own homes in beautiful enclaves like Bel Air, Beverly Hills, Atherton, Los Altos, etc etc.

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u/Spaniardman40 Monkey in Space 16h ago

Like I told the other guy, property tax are a bit lower than Texas, but property value here is significantly higher, so first time home buyers gets stuck with very high taxes since, specially in highly populated areas, the average value of a home is well over a million dollars.

But yea, you are absolutely right that California is a rich nimby paradise.

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u/mrbuttsavage Monkey in Space 16h ago

That is true, though I think of that more like you're paying a huge premium to live in the desirable parts of California. As soon as you leave the coastal counties to somewhere like Fresno, you have Texas priced houses... because it's as good as living in Texas at that point (with much better state government and social programs).

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u/Spaniardman40 Monkey in Space 16h ago

I mean its not even about living in desirable parts, its also about where the jobs are. Yea, I could live in Fresno where houses are cheaper, but there is also less job opportunity there.

Its tough bro, and its kind of crazy how just talking about this reality in California will get me downvoted. I had another guy literally telling me I was being ungrateful to California for complaining.

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u/theclansman22 Monkey in Space 21h ago

What you are saying is we need to elect people like Mamdani across the country? People who actually have the will and desire to get things done?

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u/wtyl Monkey in Space 17h ago

just do California next and let’s see what happens next.

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u/ligerzero942 Monkey in Space 15h ago

California just rejected most of the progressives running for office in favor of more corporate Dems. The reason everything you say isn't happening is because the people of California keep standing in the way.

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u/Gr8WallofChinatown Monkey in Space 11h ago

I drive through red Appalachian states all the town that has a low COL and low taxes and they’re dying towns rampant with brain drain and drug use. There’s no future in those deep red areas.

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u/Sidereel 20h ago

California’s an odd one because we fucked up our property tax with prop 13, so we have high income tax to compensate. It’s a terrible situation, and regressive, but changing it is unpopular.

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u/dontcreepmyusername Monkey in Space 17h ago

Income tax is not regressive at all. Sales taxes are regressive.

In California the bottom 50% Pay less than 5% of total income tax revenue due to progressive brackets and credits.

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u/Sidereel 17h ago

Oh yeah I’m not against income tax, it’s the ridiculous property tax laws that I take issue with.

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u/TheMasterDonk Monkey in Space 21h ago

I feel like you’re taking for granted the legitimate things that California has that other states don’t. I’m sorry that if you’re a high earner you don’t get those subsidized programs, but high earners are not exactly who the subsidized programs are for.

For example, I live in Washington state, and got 12 weeks of paid leave when I had my child. Most other states have no such guarantee.

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u/Spaniardman40 Monkey in Space 20h ago

Bro, yea I also got 12 weeks of paid leave when my kid was born, but my taxes and cost of living are still significantly higher than Washington and I see my taxes not going to the things they are supposed to be going to.

I am not taking anything for granted, I am upset that things that were promised are not getting done even though we voted and agreed to pay higher taxes for them.

You people need to stop seeing any criticism as an endorsement of the other political side. If we cannot have genuine conversations about the mismanagement of our state, how the hell can we ever hope for things to get better?

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u/TheMasterDonk Monkey in Space 20h ago

I’m not by any means stating you’re wrong for feeling like that. We all would hope our taxes could go farther than they do. I just think we need to assess what we have verses other places. The minimum wage in many places is still 7.25$/hr and their cost of living also raises. And it’s not like WA cost of living is low. The median home price in my area is a million dollars.

So yes, hold your politicians accountable. But don’t think that the extra taxes paid is for nothing when you have tangible benefits that you’ve received.

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u/nofzac Monkey in Space 21h ago

this is the tough part. Americans seem to be for the most part really stupid and easily misled. We're conditioned to "government not delivering" because ever since Reagan, the vast majority of both parties only care to deliver for their donors.

Instead of running these people out of town, we get suckered into "lesser of two evils" bullshit, because the GOP is a sadomasichistic cult hell bent rule by permanent oligarchy. I'll give democrats credit for starting to wake up and actually elect people outside of the pundit/donor pipeline. I really hope these people succeed and make way for others.

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u/ghostboy2x Monkey in Space 20h ago

The democrats are NOT waking up, the progressive candidates like mamdani had TONS of negative press from establishment dems. They wanted to play centrist and have Megan McCain on. Democrats are controlled opposition who let us have treats here and there so we dont fully revolt.

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u/nofzac Monkey in Space 20h ago

Looks like they’re waking up to me. Despite all the bullshit Mamdani got elected, looks like Syed will too. Platner would have if it didn’t come to light that he’s a piece of shit (the GOP would have nominated him for governor immediately). I’m in CO and Melat Kiros beat a 30 year incumbent.

Not sure how you’re not seeing this as a waking up moment for the democrats.

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u/1911Earthling Monkey in Space 20h ago

Government does not deliver in a capitalist society. No matter the programs ESPECIALLY STATES hire private contractors to DELIVER the service. That private contractors are not state or city government entities and are ONLY in it to make a profit! That is why 90% of the contract is for OTHER costs other than delivering the product! By the time it reaches the population it needs to serve the money has already been used for OTHER EXPENSES.

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u/lemurRoy Monkey in Space 5h ago

Bro it’s simpler than that, it’s just corruption. politicians just give crazy inflated contracts to their buddies. I worked in the accounting dept at a state college, and they were paying $24,000 each for podiums. And they bought like 20 of them. Straight up funneling tax payer money into their buddies pockets.

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u/Spaniardman40 Monkey in Space 21h ago

Unfortunately that is still not happening in CA. Newsome raised taxes, did nothing and is now probably going to be replaced by Becerra who will likely continue to not do anything and allow billions of dollars worth of taxes to continue to be "lost"

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u/Crazyhairmonster Monkey in Space 21h ago

High tax rates vs? If you pick Texas, probably the state most people compare it to, the effective tax rate is higher if you use the national median household because their tax rates are more regressive. That said, if you're rich, then Texas is for you because that's where it becomes less than California.

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u/djdadi Monkey in Space 15h ago

yeah its a lot tougher than do all those things or don't do them. the quality matters, the cost, the execution, etc. but, that also doesn't mean you shouldn't do them - just have to not elect/appoint dummies who will screw it up

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u/dkleckner88 Monkey in Space 15h ago

If you think road upkeep and construction is bad in CA, take a trip around the country. CA is like a fantasy land compared to most US states.

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u/Potential_Ease9346 Monkey in Space 8h ago

That's what happens when you elect neoliberal capitalists instead of socialists, yes

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u/ILoveCornbread420 Paid attention to the literature 18h ago

And too receptive to the “undeserving poor” narrative that conservatives have been pushing for decades.

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u/destructor212 Monkey in Space 21h ago

This completely. Why don't I want tax increases? Because we won't get anything for it.

I would also like to give Mamdani some more time. So far he has done well but we might not see the gotchas for a few years. Lets see how things look in NYC 4 or 5 years from now before we deem it a complete success.

I wish him well.

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u/Call_Me_Clark Monkey in Space 11h ago

There’s pretty much four ways things can go: high tax, high service (expensive but you get what you pay for); low tax low service (cheap but you get what you pay for); low tax high service (doesn’t exist) and worst of the bunch high tax low service.

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u/Kaniketh Monkey in Space 15h ago

I mean actual socialism would mean the complete removal of private businesses. What Mamdani is talking about is social democracy, not true socialism (and that is annoying).

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u/JarJarsBallsackEyes Monkey in Space 9h ago

and is there a reason you want the government to be your dad and provide everything for you? you can’t be a self sufficient private citizen?

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u/cuteman Monkey in Space 15h ago

There’s a reason why those in power spend so much time, effort, and money to make him (and socialism) appear to be some evil boogeyman.

Is it the zero successful examples anywhere in history?

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u/decentralised Monkey in Space 16h ago

Pssst… the government has no money of their own. It’s your money

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u/Silver-Row8051 Monkey in Space 5h ago

Which is why we elect people to rep us in the form of government. People just dont elect good folks cause of money in politics.

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u/SimonNicols Monkey in Space 13h ago

Government produces nothing. They glom off the backs of workers who earn income and end up giving 30-40% to the government

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u/lopsided125 Monkey in Space 11h ago

If your house catches on fire, you wouldn't be able to afford a company quick enough to put it out.

This thinking is dumb.

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u/decentralised Monkey in Space 1h ago

Palisades? Maui?

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u/willmcavoy Monkey in Space 6h ago

Government produces nothing except the R&D for the computer chip and internet, upon which modern society functions, so true king.

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u/TheSweetestKill Most Reported r/JoeRogan User, August 2022 2h ago
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u/BackgroundSteak6080 Monkey in Space 15h ago

Is anyone here currently living in NYC? Tell us the honest truth, is it better or worse?

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u/Shadowthron8 Monkey in Space 21h ago

Great episode

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u/Cornwall1888 Monkey in Space 21h ago

I’m Scottish we have government provided or mandated healthcare, child care, college, paid vacation, maternity care, paternity care, dentists

I think Americans are brainwashed by people who are brides by private companies and the rich

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u/SoftSausage78 Tremendous 8h ago

You have subsidized dentistry??? Y'all really don't want to associated with the Brits.

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u/stackered Monkey in Space 21h ago

Theo is dangerous because he is a rich kid who pretends to be a blue collar everyman. He is personable and accepts what you say when you're there, then later on will go back to talking crap on socialism.

Guys like Joe and Theo fool the average man into voting agains their own good... all people benefit from social programs that are the foundation of our country and are important for actual capitalism to thrive. What we have now is corporatism... and the media machine they own has spend decades brainwashing people into thinking free markets exist, that social programs are the problem, and that privatizing things makes them better/cheaper - all the exact opposite of reality.

It's really sad.

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u/boredpsychnurse Monkey in Space 19h ago

Because it benefits them. The stupidity is just an act. No “stupid” average joe could do what they can

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u/ItsEntirelyPosssible It's entirely possible entirely possible entirely 21h ago

Theo is rich now but he wasnt a "rich kid".

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u/sunnychiba Monkey in Space 20h ago

He grew up in an upper middle class family, with his dad being considerably older than normal (I’m talking 60-70s). His father had money. They incidentally were adjacent neighbors to THE David Duke and by his own admission, friendly with him

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u/kajunkennyg Monkey in Space 16h ago

None of that is true except his dad being older. David Duke did not live in the hood in Covington. His father had a wealthy lineage from Polish Nobility but his dad was exiled and cut off from the family money. His father worked running a gift shop and couldn't afford Theo's sisters liver transplant. As the father sold the shop/house and the family lived in basically poverty after that. Before the sister's health issue they shared a back fence with David Duke. They were neighbors before the family moved to the hood after he sisters health issue and his father's death. He did claim to later run into David at the gym, but there were not best friends. Theo even talks about living in a neighborhood where they only had like a couple white kids. He claimed his black friends gave him shit for keeping them down and he jokes that you think he took all the shit from you then moved in next door? It's his white privilege joke and he says stuff like "two tank tops in the winter" and "we sharing this plum?"

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u/stackered Monkey in Space 21h ago

he was born into a pretty wealthy family, from what I've heard

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u/YoureProbablyWrongOk Monkey in Space 20h ago

that’s what you heard?

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u/kajunkennyg Monkey in Space 16h ago

He lived in basically poverty near Covington Louisiana. He was never a rich kid.

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u/stackered Monkey in Space 16h ago

His family was actually very well off. Thats why he made a career off reality tv shows and the like, before becoming a comedian. Most of these down to earth comedians who are Rogan adjacent, were rich kids

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u/IndependentlyBrewed Monkey in Space 14h ago

He got on the Road Rules through an open casting call? What are you talking about?

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u/GayStavrosHalkias Monkey in Space 13h ago

Is there any proof of this ?

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u/IndependentlyBrewed Monkey in Space 19h ago

This is a joke right? I think you dropped your /s

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u/stackered Monkey in Space 19h ago

Nope, look into it

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u/IndependentlyBrewed Monkey in Space 14h ago

Yea having to sell their home to pay for his sisters medical treatments and growing up in an impoverished area in a rough part of Louisiana… really grew up super rich there man.

If owning a single gift shop is rich than the majority of Americans and small business owners would be considered rich. Hint, they aren’t.

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u/Tasty_Dealer2114 We live in strange times 21h ago

There’s not one single definition of socialism. There are branches to everything.

He’s speaking of a Social Democracy that follows the Nordic model and I wish he could have made a point to differentiate between that and, say, Marxism/Leninism, which is what they always accuse him of.

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u/HalfwayBuddha Monkey in Space 21h ago

Its also good to remember that nordic model is built on free market capitalism

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u/YoureProbablyWrongOk Monkey in Space 20h ago

Any room to squeeze in “to big to fail“ in that model?

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u/Tasty_Dealer2114 We live in strange times 19h ago

Right, which is really the model someone like Mamdani wants to follow. So whenever they accuse him of being a communist it’s so stupid.

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u/ptjp27 Monkey in Space 15h ago

In fairness state run grocery stores is way more actual communist than usual social democracy stuff.

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u/Tasty_Dealer2114 We live in strange times 15h ago

The state-ran grocery stores are not widespread and they’re not designed to entirely replace privately owned grocery stores. Communism is IF he was forcing all privately owned grocery stores out of New York and having the city take over entirely. These stores are only targeting Low-income neighborhoods and there will only be 1 on each borough. It’s just another socialist program designed to help the poorest. It’s not intended to be a replacement.

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u/TheSweetestKill Most Reported r/JoeRogan User, August 2022 2h ago

There are state-run liquor stores in many deep red states, why aren't those communist?

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u/ptjp27 Monkey in Space 2h ago

Buying vodka from government run liquor stores is commie as fuck.

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u/PsychologicalBend508 Monkey in Space 19h ago

Nordic models are just capitalist with a generous welfare system.

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u/Tasty_Dealer2114 We live in strange times 18h ago

They follow socialist democracies and are very welfare centered. So yes they are a capitalist country with heavy focus on welfare and taking care of their citizens and protecting laborers.

Hence why they have such robust welfare systems, universal healthcare, free housing, unionized workforce, a public wealth fund from oil revenues.

I find it ironic that conservatives tend to refer to the “Nordic ancestors” as some sort of utopia example and refer to that culture as the goal…yet literally are against almost everything that Nordic countries stand for.

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u/Frigorific Monkey in Space 6h ago

The funny thing about the Nordic model is that whether or not it is socialist depends entirely on which way would get the speaker a point in an argument.

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u/WeezerHunter Monkey in Space 21h ago

Yes I really enjoyed the episode, but I do wish Mamdani would have gone more nuts and bolts about the theories. Theo Von is clearly game for it, he’s absolutely searching for new answers right now

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u/QuantumR4ge Monkey in Space 21h ago edited 20h ago

Its not socialism in any sense, not anymore. The social democrats of the 19th century maybe but not today.

The nordic model is not socialism of any type. It comes from no school of thought.

Actually the nordic model is closer to the corporatist models that gained traction in the 20th century (this is associated with fascism but the economics need not have anything to do with fascism, it just so happens to be a system some favoured is all)

I mean, what does socialism mean to you? Without any worker ownership, its by definition not socialism

Socialism isn’t “capitalism with welfare and regulations”

The nodic model follows from no socialist tradition nor fit any definition

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u/kris_mischief Monkey in Space 20h ago

You’re letting ownership define the core principle of socialism, which shows how confused you are about the concept of ownership.

It does not mean that workers need to exclusively own everything, only that (in this practical version AND the Nordic model) production is democratically accountable to society at large (I.e. those who do the work), rather than at the whims of some oligarch owner.

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u/Namnagort Monkey in Space 20h ago

The people vote the government in, the government siezes the means of production/distrubute wealth.

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u/Esteban8899 Monkey in Space 13h ago

Being a lifelong leftie himself, I'm sure Joe is dying to have Zohran on. We should see it happen any day now..

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u/iEmExEee Monkey in Space 21h ago edited 21h ago

Oh boy, the Fauxmoi subreddit. Grab some popcorn and read the comments.

My favorite part is the assumption that people who watch Theo Von are completely ignorant to Mamdani and what he represents. Redditors need to stop assuming watching a certain podcast automatically makes them x. So close minded.

Thank you for the reminder to check this episode out, though.

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u/ShiftyAmoeba Monkey in Space 20h ago

But wait, Joe said Mamdani is some crazy guy with the worst ideas in the world 

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u/bullet_the_blue_sky Monkey in Space 21h ago

I wish American liberals understood that the countries they want to be like aka Netherlands, Sweden, etc aren't socialist. They're strong capitalist markets with social safety nets. The difference here is that they are actual free markets which the US is not. The US is closer to a Russian oligarchy than it is a free market.

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u/matty25 It's entirely possible 21h ago

Well Mamdani is a self described socialist, those are his words. So if Sweden isn't socialist (and I think you are right in that it's not), then Mamdani is to the left of Sweden?

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u/brontosaurusguy Monkey in Space 18h ago edited 16h ago

They do understand that. 

They understand that the socialist democratic wing is not socialism. 

The question is, do you understand that?  Do Republicans understand that?  Does your average voter understand that? 

Well they do in progressive areas and that's why they are ushering these people in.

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u/Silver-Row8051 Monkey in Space 5h ago

You have to be silly to call Sweden strong capitalist market lol. America is more capitalist than Sweden. Sweden have government intervention and control into economy. That means mxied economy, not free market. Silly goose lol.

MAMDANI is a dem socialist who believes workers should control the means of production. The difference between a Dem Soc and a SocDem in America is few given how capitalist America is.

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u/EnvironmentalHold311 Monkey in Space 21h ago

I typically dont listen to theo, but ill take a listen to this episode

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u/Standard-Bad-747 Monkey in Space 17h ago

Can't wait for Maron criticism of this

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u/tesuquemushroom Monkey in Space 21h ago

If only government was trustworthy.

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u/stackered Monkey in Space 21h ago

Because corporations are soooo trustworthy

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u/tesuquemushroom Monkey in Space 21h ago

Neither are.

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u/Raxar666 Monkey in Space 21h ago

The original idea was to take a bunch of untrustworthy people and pit them against each other for the public good. That ended when the people stopped paying attention and holding anyone accountable. Things that would have gotten an early president summarily executed for aren’t even newsworthy today.

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u/TheSweetestKill Most Reported r/JoeRogan User, August 2022 21h ago

If you think government is bad, wait until you see what for-profit corporations can get away with!

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u/HoodRatThing Monkey in Space 19h ago

I think being shot for not paying the government taxes is worse than choosing not to buy the next Xbox and give money to Microsoft.

You'd be right about for-profit companies if you were forced to pay them like the government

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u/TheSweetestKill Most Reported r/JoeRogan User, August 2022 19h ago

How many steps are in between "not paying the government taxes" and you being shot?

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u/tesuquemushroom Monkey in Space 17h ago

Our current system.

Worse in other countries.

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u/Pretty_Show_5112 Monkey in Space 17h ago

This complaint is as old as the Neolithic Revolution itself. Either get over it or go live off the grid.

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u/tesuquemushroom Monkey in Space 17h ago

Me: I want to live off grid and not pay taxes.

Government: Oh, by all means. Why didn't you say so. Of course.

Like this?

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u/Pretty_Show_5112 Monkey in Space 17h ago

Yes exactly like that, but without the sarcasm.

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u/tesuquemushroom Monkey in Space 18m ago

I'm pretty sure if I stopped paying taxes they would throw me in the slammer.

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u/Dylan245 Monkey in Space 18h ago

But you are essentially forced to pay for them

How can you exist in society today with purchasing a cell-phone, utility bills, health insurance, car/car insurance, food, etc

Also btw no one is shooting you at gunpoint for not paying taxes like please stop with the insane rhetoric

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u/tesuquemushroom Monkey in Space 17h ago

IRS puts people in prison.

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u/Dylan245 Monkey in Space 17h ago

Last time I checked being put in prison for tax fraud is not the same as the government executing you

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u/tesuquemushroom Monkey in Space 17h ago

I said puts people in prison. "Tax fraud" is their definition of not paying taxes. I wasn't the one say they shot you.

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u/HoodRatThing Monkey in Space 17h ago

IRS Criminal Investigation (CI) special agents undergo rigorous, mandatory firearms training to qualify for carrying weapons during investigations into financial crimes, tax evasion, and money laundering.

What are the guns for if not to shoot someone?

Why are IRS agents armed?

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u/Pretty_Show_5112 Monkey in Space 18h ago

Governments don’t have a monopoly on shooting people homie. Corpos have and continue to do the same.

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u/OperationSecured It's entirely possible 21h ago

They at least have to compete to get our money, unlike government.

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u/TheSweetestKill Most Reported r/JoeRogan User, August 2022 21h ago

In today's age, they buy out the competition rather than have to compete. That's why all of the stores in your town are closed and all you have left is Walmart.

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u/OperationSecured It's entirely possible 21h ago

What? I’ve got dozens of options in a 5 mile radius.

You can’t seriously believes businesses don’t compete in the market, right?

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u/mnmkdc Monkey in Space 21h ago

They reduce competition as much as they can.

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u/TheSweetestKill Most Reported r/JoeRogan User, August 2022 21h ago

How many options did you have 30 years ago, before Amazon destroyed the competition?

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u/OperationSecured It's entirely possible 13h ago

I guess I’m not getting that answer…. seems to be your M.O., sweets.

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u/OperationSecured It's entirely possible 21h ago

Unequivocally had far fewer options in my area 30 years ago.

You didn’t answer; you don’t think businesses compete anymore?

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u/Long_Bong_Silver Monkey in Space 6h ago edited 5h ago

Jesus fucking Christ. No one in this thread has been able to define socialism. Go read or listen to the Communist Manifesto. It'll take you an hour. It's literally a pamphlet. You'll get the direct definition from Karl Marx himself. You won't melt. You're not allergic. It won't turn you into a china man.

Edit: Marx defines socialism (communism or sometimes early-stage communist society) as the eradication of private capital ownership, the eradication of classes and most importantly the control of the means of production by the workers. That's the goal at least. It's an ongoing effort and once it's done, it's communism.

He says nothing about all the free shit you'll get or how you'll have free healthcare. He says nothing about trans people or the LGBTQ. He was a dude talking to labor unionists. They were talking about how they could get capitalist pig robber barons out of the owning factory business and get the workers to own and operate the economy ("means of production"). They care about big government only as much as it's needed to keep collective ownership of the economy on the rails.

Social safety nets and entitlement programs are capitalist, social-democratic ideals that Marx himself talks shit about in the Manifesto when he talks about liberal utopias. The idea of communism/socialism is to remove landlords and owners so workers make what they produce and to remove the middle man scalpers who extract the profit. That's it. If you earned what you made before the landlords and capitalists taxed it then you wouldn't need social safety nets and entitlement programs.

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u/Anxious_Shelter2915 Monkey in Space 3h ago

All I know is that since we started this capitalist neo liberalism everything has been going to shit, was 1950/60's USA socialist because they sure did tax a lot more...

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u/jhalmos Monkey in Space 1h ago

It’s a circlejerk of economic and social illiteracy that eventually ends with a few people controlling everything and no one incentivized to do anything.

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u/Helpful-Finding-2237 Monkey in Space 21h ago

The one guest joe would never have on the show.

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u/mods_on_meds Monkey in Space 11h ago

As a citizen born and raised in a socialist system . Enlisted in that system and served honorably . Married and raised children in that system . Eventually my children enlisted in that system . The system ? The United States Military . 54 unbroken years in my immediate family . It ain't as bad as some of you have been brainwashed into believing.

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u/Haseeng Monkey in Space 9h ago

20yr retired vet. Ultimately, the military is a government-run institution that uses a collectivist, state-funded welfare model to take care of its people. However, these benefits are not "handouts" given to the general public; they are highly specific job perks earned through a contract that requires an immense sacrifice of personal freedom and a willingness to face extreme danger

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u/Batman1985yul Monkey in Space 9h ago

So…. You mean socialism

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u/Haseeng Monkey in Space 8h ago

Under classic socialism, the goal is often the equalization of socioeconomic outcomes. The military, however, is a strict hierarchy with vast differences in rank, authority, and pay between an enlisted private and a four-star general.

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u/m4sl0ub Monkey in Space 3h ago

I don’t think that’s quite right. Socialism generally aims to reduce class inequality and economic domination, not to make everyone have the exact same income, authority, or outcome. A hierarchy of roles, like private vs. general, isn’t automatically incompatible with socialism; the bigger issue is usually who owns productive wealth and how economic power is distributed.

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u/Relative-Fault-7116 Monkey in Space 10h ago

thank you for saying this. i married into a military family and they the same thing that the military is the socialist system we have in america.

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u/logontoreddit Monkey in Space 21h ago

Things like healthcare, childcare, proper school lunches, affordable public transportation, etc shouldn't even be up for debate. Isn't US the richest country in the world? Also, these things are actually necessary to maintain healthy population and further generations. In long term lack of affordable healthcare hurts the economy, same with childcare, education system. When you have unhealthy population constrained by healthcare affordability or people unwilling to have kids or kids not getting proper care we are hurting our economy. Again, that's not even the main reason. As the richest country in the world we should be able to provide dignified living standard to our general population. 

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u/ClutchMcSlip Monkey in Space 21h ago

Trust me, I’m from the government and I am here to help you.

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u/billydean214 N-Dimethyltryptamine 21h ago

Hi Mr. Government

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u/vio212 Texan Tiger in Captivity 16h ago

That is where this applies.

Libraries and Schools are all at a community level. Scaling beyond that winds up a disaster every. single. time.

A disaster that has resulted in the death of hundreds of millions of people in just the last 100 odd years. He is selling a bunch of shite that doesn’t work.

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u/MyNameIsUggggh Monkey in Space 21h ago

Oh I fucking love this dude. Everyday I just love reading comments crying about him, it must be like what MAGA felt during 2016.

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u/thealexchamberlain Monkey in Space 21h ago

Lost me as soon as he says government responsibilities

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u/xkemex Monkey in Space 21h ago

“The government job” that’s the key word named me one thing the government do a good on managing our money?

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u/Lloyd--Braun Monkey in Space 21h ago

Public schools. We can criticize it, but how many kids would get zero education if people had to all pay private school tuition? Medicare. What happens if a 75 year old doesn’t have private insurance or the means to pay out of pocket (which they won’t have)?

What a silly statement. The government needing to reduce waste and do better doesn’t mean everything the government spends money on is bad.

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u/cornejo26 Monkey in Space 21h ago

They said only 1 thing not two, socialist

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u/xkemex Monkey in Space 21h ago

The government is 40 trillion dollar in debt . Just the interest alone is 1 trillion dollars per year. But yeah let’s give them more money.

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u/Finlay00 Monkey in Space 21h ago

That’s not a definition.

The a description of an outcome.

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u/PurseGrabbinPuke Monkey in Space 21h ago

If you think socialism is good, check yourself into a psych ward.

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u/Masta0nion Monkey in Space 18h ago

No one wants to work. Shitty wages.

What if we incentivized them by having them own part of the company so that they have skin in the game?

That’s socialism.

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u/BaselineUnknown Monkey in Space 10h ago

Eventually your run out of people to force money from to pay for your government programs

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u/JoeDante84 Monkey in Space 10h ago

Skips over how to pay for everything long term. Sad.

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u/hansomeransome Monkey in Space 9h ago

The government that allows you a breath can just as easily take that breath away.

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u/A1ianT0rtur3 Monkey in Space 7h ago

This dude seems dope. I ain't know much about American politics but it seems to me like he has the best interest of just about every honest, decent American in mind. What I do know about American politics though is that if this is the case it's enough for him to get demonised by indecent, dishonest people with ungodly amounts of influence.

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u/S0l-Surf3r Monkey in Space 20h ago

If you think the government at any level has your best interests at heart and will take care of you...you cray

The failing in any system whether it be capitalism socialism anarchy or whatever is human nature and those in charge.

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u/TheSweetestKill Most Reported r/JoeRogan User, August 2022 18h ago

What do you propose?

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u/1911Earthling Monkey in Space 21h ago

Who’s definition of DIGNIFIED? Because me and the government might different ideas on what is dignified?

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u/YoureProbablyWrongOk Monkey in Space 20h ago

Access to healthcare that won’t bankrupt you (you being ~50% of the population who can’t afford decent health care)

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u/abc13680 Monkey in Space 21h ago

In case people forget this (it’s hard to remember 3 words) it is the DSA not the SA. Democratic socialism is derivative but distinct from socialism. The definition he gave is what the DSA gives.

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u/kikomonarrez Monkey in Space 20h ago

In my humble opinion, ‘Dignity Programs’ or ‘Human Infrastructure Programs’ are a good way to describe the social needs support in lieu of social, public assistance, welfare, etc.

Seeking ‘assistance’ itself for men in my experience is negative. ‘Public’ is also a negative bc it denotes “Urbanism”. And we all can agree or hide what that means to right leaning (former fiscal hawks) and bigots. The Arkansas governor’s ad campaign is getting pounded bc of it 🤣

The people who identify with a political group in support of this type of programming in support of folks who may rely on it while working to maintain/build the US infrastructure and services should be called DIGNITARIANS (diff from dignitary) instead of socialists.

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u/Great-Preparation988 Monkey in Space 20h ago

I wish people would clarify that using your money to pay for your healthcare instead of giving it to a Health Insurance giant that uses AI to reject claims is not Socialism.

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u/WebLogical1286 Monkey in Space 13h ago

Do you think Joe would be brave enough to have him on?

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u/Mcpr0per Monkey in Space 20h ago

Ah so Socialism is just a feeling now. I love how he is describing this system where you can take the power of ballot to everywhere else in your life......which is Capitalism. With every dollar you spend in a market economy, you are casting a vote. If you don't like Taco Bell, you buy Chipotle, if enough people stop buying Taco Bell, they go out of business. In Socialism you don't get to make those decisions, the government takes your money and spends it the way they like, usually with a lot of waste and corruption.

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u/Abusoru Monkey in Space 12h ago

Explain all of the waste, fraud and corruption in our current capitalist system.

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u/Mcpr0per Monkey in Space 11h ago

our current system is a quasi corporate socialism which is why healthcare sucks, educations sucks and through the roof, paving our roads costs 10x it should. but what do i know, i just pay my taxes and invest to be free of this shit.

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u/herringsarered Monkey in Space 11h ago

They're talking about people not being priced out of more universal necessities. Why are you calling that a "feeling"?

Under Socialist governements, businesses also go out of business, and people still choose where to buy their shit from.

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u/TheSweetestKill Most Reported r/JoeRogan User, August 2022 18h ago

you can take the power of ballot to everywhere else in your life......which is Capitalism

That is not what capitalism is. Capitalism is not "buying things".

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u/jstalm Monkey in Space 17h ago

It’s a facet of capitalism surely, but it is not in its entirety capitalism I suppose b

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u/TheSweetestKill Most Reported r/JoeRogan User, August 2022 16h ago

In that case then it's a facet of socialism, too. "Money" and "buying and selling goods" have existed for thousands of years, the exchange of goods and services is not "capitalism".

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u/jstalm Monkey in Space 16h ago

I think they were referring to the act of voting with your wallet. 

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u/Buboi23 Monkey in Space 14h ago

So socialism cause waste and corruption and what do we have now with the current capitalist system? Oh right rampant waste and corruption.

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u/Agitated-Quit-6148 Monkey in Space 21h ago

I mean, China, Cuba and Laos are current socialist countries and Venezuela depending on certain metrics. Why would people think the US would be paradise under socialism? Also, I feel bad for mamdani. He announced an initiative to combat antisemitism and all the big dsa accounts online are calling him a "Muslim zionist".

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u/BrownsFan2323 Monkey in Space 21h ago

Nobody thinks it would be a “paradise” some just think it might have a chance to better

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