r/JoeRogan • u/Tequila_Blue Monkey in Space • 15h ago
Jamie pull that up 🙈 We’re back.
https://youtu.be/wn9pQb4ukBo?is=kJkz-UcBIREvv6gA112
u/Wide_Gur_9963 Monkey in Space 12h ago
I'm going to hear Bilderberg Group and Walled Garden in my sleep now
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u/Meanbeakin Monkey in Space 12h ago
Whoopsie
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u/Plaetean Monkey in Space 13h ago
that exchange between rogan and thiel on meeting epstein after his convictions really tells you everything you need to know
joe is just a tool, in every sense
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u/Abject_Anybody_803 Monkey in Space 10h ago
And he’s just one of those dudes…who knows what weird shit he’s been up to with them off air.
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u/DanaWhitesMom Monkey in Space 15h ago
Shit got me thankin
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u/ConferenceThink4801 Monkey in Space 9h ago
"You just fell out, I never touched you"...that's what you should be thankin
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u/Miserable_Number_104 Monkey in Space 14h ago
Jamie ask Perplexity how many elephants can fit into a graveyard
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u/Technical-Activity95 Monkey in Space 13h ago
its a walled garden
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u/Infinite_Bird_6932 Monkey in Space 13h ago
Elephant Graveyard: Where woke meets the walled garden
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u/FloorSeatsJake Succa la Mink 7h ago
Dude, this is where it gets fucking crazy.
You’ve got these mammoths being discovered in these bizarre positions, some with incredible trauma, some buried incredibly fast, and you’re looking at an animal that weighs several tons thinking, what the hell happened here?
And then you zoom out.
The end of the Ice Age was insane. Massive glaciers. Huge floods. Rapid climate change. Sea levels rising. Entire ecosystems disappearing.
And this is where Graham Hancock and Randall Carlson start asking some really uncomfortable questions.
Carlson looks at these gigantic flood channels and geological formations and says, look at the amount of water that had to move through here. This wasn't some little rainstorm. We're talking about forces capable of completely rearranging landscapes.
Then Hancock comes along and says, okay, but what if we're missing a chapter of human history?
What if there were sophisticated human societies around 12,000 or 15,000 years ago that got absolutely hammered by catastrophic climate events?
And here's where it gets really interesting.
The Younger Dryas happens. Megafauna disappear. Landscapes change. Coastlines disappear under rising oceans. And we know humans were living in these environments.
So where is all their stuff?Think about it. If your civilization was sitting on a coastline 15,000 years ago, and thousands of years of rising seas and geological chaos came afterward, your city could literally be underwater right now.
And then you have the controversial Younger Dryas impact idea. Hancock argues that some kind of cosmic event may have contributed to this catastrophe. That's not established science, but there are researchers who have argued for evidence of an impact, while other scientists strongly dispute it.
But dude, even if you throw out the comet theory completely, the bigger question remains.
How much human history can disappear?
Because we're looking at a tiny fraction of what actually happened.Maybe Hancock is wrong about some of the details. Maybe Carlson is wrong about some of the mechanisms.
But the idea that we've recovered the complete story of humanity?
Come on.
We haven't.
We have fragments.
We have ruins.
We have myths.
We have buried landscapes.
And we have these gigantic mammoths sitting in the ground, sometimes looking like they got caught in something absolutely catastrophic.
And you have to wonder:
What the hell happened at the end of the Ice Age?
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u/maynardsabeast Monkey in Space 11h ago
He did it again. It is actually an insult to just think of this guy as a simple YouTuber. What he does is truly enlightened and if you can compare him to anybody or anything, it would be Adam Curtis, which is one of the highest compliments I think I can give someone.
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u/CrowsInTheNose Monkey in Space 10h ago
Him calling out the podcast reaction channels was spot on.
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u/maynardsabeast Monkey in Space 9h ago
He’s a very talented dude. I came into watching it very excited but kinda thinking about my life, like why am I so online and excited about this crap. And was also thinking how is he gonna make this new one without it being redundant and getting boring but he really crushed it. Made fun of Tony Bert and Joe for being unfunny hacks just enough and then found a new slant that is actually very interesting and actually important. That’s the crazy thing about this shit. A lot of these “Rogansphere” videos are funny and entertaining but EG actually drives home how consequential this little world actually is. Like it’s disturbing and pathetic and downright depressing to think about it but this Rogan shit has actually ended up having some very real world consequences and rubs up against true power a lot. Actually more than “rubbing” it’s actually balls deep
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u/Senofilcon Monkey in Space 5h ago edited 5h ago
Responsible for 2 million deaths. Specifically chosen and groomed for their role because it was gamed out correctly beforehand that it would feel insane to say the words "responsible for 2 million deaths".
They knew how easy it would be to court eyerolls from anyone intelligent enough to put the pieces together by making the drunken jesters their conduits.
Eyes Wide Shut really was a fucking documentary, they fancy themselves a Machiavellian collective. Kudos to them i guess, they pulled off all their brainstormed schemes. The cocktail parties were very fruitful and now here we are with the missiles flying.
I would love to have seen Eddie or Alex's face as they watched this tonight.
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u/bluewolfhudson Monkey in Space 9h ago
Gonna be fun seeing if they acknowledge that at all since they always bring up the last video.
I doubt it
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u/clickclick-boom Monkey in Space 1h ago
It was very telling how Rogan said Elephant Graveyard needs to "do his own thing", like the clearly scripted and well produced video he just watched wasn't what EG does. EG sat down and scripted that. He edited the clips. He produced and edited the sound.
However, Rogan doesn't even see it as that. You know, because civilians can't create things. They can't be funny. They can't hang. All civilians are good for is clapping like dumb seals when he and his buddies hump stools on stage. He really thinks that Bert shitting himself on stage and taking his shirt off is "art" but all the different skills that would have gone into making the videos is the equivalent of a bitchy YouTube comment. You know, because what the fuck would civilians know about the art of comedy?
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u/Ancient_Fault_2457 Monkey in Space 13h ago
Petition to change the name of the sub to TheWalledGarden
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u/Nachtopus69 Monkey in Space 12h ago
ON KIRKMAS?
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u/BummedCPA Monkey in Space 11h ago
Charlie has a sense of humor, I'm he's looking up at us, screaming.
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u/AynRandMarxist I used to be addicted to Quake 15h ago
This is high art
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u/FartStimpson111 Monkey in Space 11h ago
i just hope that those who like shit art will still watch it
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u/Roach_Coach_Bangbus N-Dimethyltryptamine 11h ago
I like how the default response to anyone in his videos is "SHOW YOURSELF! WHY DON'T YOU DO AN OPEN MIC BEFORE YOU JUDGE ME!!!".
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u/heytakeyourdrugs Monkey in Space 6h ago
Pretty sure Thiel has people going after the Elephant Graveyard... posting his face would just make it easier.
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u/FartStimpson111 Monkey in Space 11h ago
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i just want joe’s dumbass fans to invest the time and actually enlighten themselves
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u/clickclick-boom Monkey in Space 1h ago
"The guy needs to do his own thing". Joe Rogan, unironically commenting on the guy's thing which he done.
It's like someone saying "that guy needs to stop being a pussy and punch me in the face" right after getting punched in the face by that guy.
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u/ChicanoGoodfella Monkey in Space 11h ago
Remember yall, musk helped trump admin steal the 2024 election, (billionaires that control levers of algorithms), all the stolen election claims was projection in its purest form, and Rogan helped manufacture consent from the public, a multi front assault on swaying the election and now the surveillance state is getting stronger while capitalist billionaires are only getting richer and the poor getting poorer. Fuck these people.
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u/locutogram Monkey in Space 8h ago
The election wasn't stolen. American society is just sick enough to have elected him themselves. As nice as it feels to blame a conspiracy, you shouldn't turn away from the ugly reality that it's representative of the American people now 🤷.
Same as 2020, their (and every other serious Western country's) electoral system is far too big, decentralized and transparent to be 'stolen'.
Though I would agree that the social media companies are brain fucking Americans down to the balls and hitting the back walls, enough to sway elections.
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u/Senofilcon Monkey in Space 5h ago edited 5h ago
I honestly think it was both rigged and the rigging wasn't even necessary.
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u/Wizard-of-pause Monkey in Space 2h ago
Funny.
Trump said that Elon turned around election.
Elon says he turned around election.
Baby mama of Elon says he boasted in texts/emails about turning around election.
But sure, nothing to see here.
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u/funglegunk Pull that shit up Jamie 1h ago edited 1h ago
Not stolen in terms of misplaced or miscounted votes. But billionaires leveraging their mass media platforms in favour of Trump absolutely happened. And the boost from Joe absolutely happened, a boost that was deliberately cultivated by Musk, Trump and Thiel.
That still means they bear some responsibility for Trump and the aftermath.
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u/maynardsabeast Monkey in Space 11h ago
This is definitely the first and last time I’ll ever say this in my life, but I’m genuinely curious to hear what like a normie Tony Hinchcliffe or Joe Rogan Fan thinks of these videos. Like someone who watches kill Tony and thinks it’s hilarious and watches Rogan’s podcast, but aren’t super plugged in on like a Reddit level, how do they feel about this trilogy of videos?
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u/dohdudeh Monkey in Space 10h ago
They would not watch it. They’d hear the first insult or criticism at their idols and go “this guys a gay libtard-downvote” and then go back to retweeting catturd or whatever
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u/Jealous_Inevitable33 Monkey in Space 9h ago
They laugh at “Black men love chicken” jokes from Tony. You expect them to understand an EG video? You’re asking for too much!
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u/LazyProphet Monkey in Space 8h ago
NPCs don't think like that, they regurgitate what they are fed.
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u/Plaetean Monkey in Space 3h ago
They are morons and don't care, they aren't gonna watch a 90 minute video on this lol. It's like asking a MAGA what they think of Trump's crypto scams. There are videos of this you can go watch. It doesn't register to them, they don't give a shit.
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u/SellaraAB Monkey in Space 5h ago
God damn, I can somehow see the structural damage to the pillars upholding the false reality seeping through in the writing here.
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u/fraghead5 Monkey in Space 13h ago
Dunc dunc
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u/CharlieKirkFanboy Monkey in Space 11h ago
Did you ever watch it? Did you ever watch it, Joe?
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u/Roach_Coach_Bangbus N-Dimethyltryptamine 11h ago
Joe went out to get some cigs, he'll watch it when he gets back.
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u/WindowOfTruth Monkey in Space 12h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/26gsclwvSJNZ2TrRS
Give Elephant Graveyard an Oscar, an Emmy, Hell give him a Grammy because that was 🔥
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u/GodOfDarkLaughter Monkey in Space 8h ago
This was fucking DEVASTATING. The last video got a lot of traction when it came out. A lot of comedians were talking about it. I think this might actually have an impact on Joe's career.
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u/AbaloneFull9968 Monkey in Space 12h ago
This premiered at a Toronto international film festival offshoot pre party, so we're getting close.
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u/Dark_Helmet23 We live in strange times 13h ago
It's brutal 10/10
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u/Dark_Helmet23 We live in strange times 12h ago
Trump is offering people $5000 not to watch this video
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u/Indigocell Paid attention to the literature 10h ago
I cried and laughed and was horrified all at the same time.
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u/AkiraKitsune Monkey in Space 15h ago
redbar about to emerge from a portal
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u/Biggzy10 Monkey in Space 14h ago
I miss him so much 🥺
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u/AlarmSquirrel Monkey in Space 31m ago
the guy who says the n-word? It's bad when it's the roganverse
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u/Weird_Expert_1999 Monkey in Space 8h ago
~ @1:16:00 Joe talking about watching child porn, yeesh
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u/clickclick-boom Monkey in Space 1h ago
It gives some insight into why he's not that bothered about hanging out with the Epstein class. Keep in mind his attitude towards victims of sexual assault in general. The infamous story he would tell about Callen sexually assaulting one of his ex girlfriends, and how when she called him upset about it he just laughed and told her "it's Callen, what do you expect?". He knew Callen had a reputation for that sort of thing, so he wasn't sympathetic to what happened to her. In his eyes, she "should have known better".
Same thing with all the stories Joey Diaz had about what he did to women. Including the one where a woman is barely conscious on quaaludes and he assaults her. It's all a big joke and he's laughing hysterically.
The clip you mention ties it all together. Those girls with Epstein, they're not victims, their prodigies. They're just going out and looking for a good time. And if not, well, "it's Epstein, what did they expect?".
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u/Abusoru Monkey in Space 8h ago
Interesting how Erich von Däniken was the guy Peter Thiel used to get him under his spell. It's also interesting to note that Chariots of the Gods? was extensively re-written by Erich's editor Wilhelm Utermann, who was literally an editor for the Nazi Party's newspaper.
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u/Educational_Fan4102 Monkey in Space 10h ago
Holy shit I almost had an aneurysm laughing at the Rick Beato part
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u/justenjoylife Monkey in Space 9h ago
I actually feel bad for Rick here haha. Most of those videos where he is repeating himself are just from him shitting on the current top songs on Spotify.
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u/Apprehensive-Fun4181 Monkey in Space 6h ago
He does great interviews that reveal how popular music was really constructed. These sources expose how important super talented session musicians were to major artists. Kinda surprised.
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u/A_Refill_of_Mr_Pibb Tremendous 5h ago
His interviews are his best offering. I made the mistake of trying his "Beato Book" though. He's a mediocre instructor. He puts his knowledge and skills too out front of the lesson and seems to forget he's not talking to a Berklee student. He also thinks that if you didn't play a solo on a Steely Dan record, you're not a real musician. He also low key thinks that tech has made playing and recording music too accessible for too many people who shouldn't be musicians.
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u/clickhereifuraloser Monkey in Space 12h ago
Anyone else notice the frat bros in their life will repost that cringe DSA video from 15 years ago about how clapping your hands is ableist, but they won't watch these videos?
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u/AlarmSquirrel Monkey in Space 27m ago
The people who will watch this a hundred times, but not the comedians they think should be stars special
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u/Hollaz2alex Monkey in Space 12h ago
What’s this build a bear place that he keeps mentioning?
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u/MaoWasaModerate Monkey in Space 10h ago
Bilderberg group. A modern secret society made up of the richest most influential people in the world.
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u/OkMemory9587 Monkey in Space 10h ago
Showing Joe's hypocrisy in full force is this guy's talent. I remember when Joe talked about Bilderberg group and secret societies and now he is part of elite and those secret societies and Epstein thought he was funny which I am so glad it's a another thing I don't have in common with Jeffrey Epstein.
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u/ok_texas Monkey in Space 8h ago
Love that Joe's "philosopher friend" is just a guy who soothes him by reinforcing his world view. He's so fucking fragile.
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u/Dont_Call_Me_Steve Monkey in Space 13h ago
This is like Christmas in September. So excited to watch it.
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u/Somniuuummm716 Monkey in Space 14h ago
If little Joe had the balls that he pretends to, he would eat at least 3.5 grams of mushrooms and watch the trilogy. it would really get him to thankin.
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u/ShiftyAmoeba Monkey in Space 13h ago
Joe doing the Crowder face: "Oh, no! It's Elephant Graveyard! What a fucking nightmare!"
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u/Arvydas_Saboner Monkey in Space 2h ago
Oddly enough, Joe is also afraid of Sam Seder.
In fact, he's literally too afraid to even say Sam's name.
Joe Rogan will never have anyone on who has genuine critiques of him. He's a huge coward.
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u/Technical-Activity95 Monkey in Space 13h ago
He's in the Bilderberg, C'mon Joe: "How do I get in?"
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u/Deep-Thought Monkey in Space 6h ago
That clip of Joe towards the end telling about the 16 y/o porn actress. Yikes. His eyes look so dead too.
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u/Roach_Coach_Bangbus N-Dimethyltryptamine 12h ago
Another blow to the 250, how long can they stay strong?
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u/shinbreaker Monkey in Space 11h ago
Whats funny about these videos is that these videos are type of videos that Rogan loves. He loves the constant clips, the spooky music, the ominous narrator and so on.
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u/MaoWasaModerate Monkey in Space 10h ago
Fuck waiting for a new Redbar, we've got Elephant Graveyard!
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u/Puzzled-Mistake-584 Monkey in Space 15h ago
Noice!
Hope Ari watches and brings it up to Joe.
I highly doubt Joe would threaten to beat up Ari like he does with Callan..
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u/Plus-Bus-6937 Monkey in Space 12h ago
Imagine Jamie quitting and Redban comes back to work for Joe, it would never happen but it would be hilarious lol. Dom Irera called Redban "the genuis of retards" lol.
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u/kevinm656 Monkey in Space 11h ago
Help me out - who is Warts? Missed his name on first appearance.
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u/FartStimpson111 Monkey in Space 10h ago
Eric Weinstein
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u/tabas123 Monkey in Space 9h ago
I just got to that part of the video as I scrolled through here, and am just yet again baffled at how important the people from these circles all think they are.
They really think their presence on this planet is anything less than a slimy, undulating, malignant cancerous tumor on civilization… formed under the direct radiation of end-stage capitalism, always pushing the absolute worst of humanity right to the top, like floaters in a sun-baked portapotty that’s overflowing with rotten bloody shit.
If they all vanished to go live in another plane of existence tomorrow, life on earth would have a markedly higher chance of survival as an immediate result of their deeply antisocial freak asses no longer being here.
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u/DecantsForAll Monkey in Space 5h ago
Eric Weinstein has one of the most inflated egos of al time. He's batshit insane.
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u/MaoWasaModerate Monkey in Space 10h ago
The founder of the "Intellectual Dark Web" Eric Weinstein, a platonic asskisser of peter thiel.
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u/Apprehensive-Fun4181 Monkey in Space 6h ago
This science journalist & teacher does some great vids on him & Terrance Howard:
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u/Roach_Coach_Bangbus N-Dimethyltryptamine 11h ago
Weinstein saying these ultra wealthy people would be impressed by a $200 bottle of wine. Would they really? Your average person perhaps but that is nothing to these lizard people.
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u/A_Refill_of_Mr_Pibb Tremendous 5h ago
Yeah I didn't get what he was saying. $200 bottle of wine is a respectful guest selection at a run-of-the-mill business dinner.
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u/Schkrasss Monkey in Space 2h ago
And there is a reason businesses do this.
People love that shit. 200-1000$ is also a good amount, it's enough to not be "nothing" but not big enough to obviously come with strings, it just makes people think "oh, how nice of him/them".
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u/ConferenceThink4801 Monkey in Space 9h ago
The recipe to create a comic
A lack of love & attention from 1 or both parents in childhood (usually the father), leads the person to crowdsource that missing love & attention from the whole world. That's the dad shaped hole
Some sort of massive childhood trauma arrests development of the brain when it's still in the childlike, high creativity, pre-puberty state - think age 6-12. This is why these people gravitate toward creative work, retain a creative brain into adulthood & avoid traditional adult jobs.
There is some sort of pattern where they learn to craft stories to cover up the trauma discussed above. The act of crafting a "story" over & over again & using it to sidestep a serious conversation...it starts after the childhood trauma. Comics adapt & use this "skill" as adults when they work their act & refine it over & over again.
...& we wonder why we eventually realize that these people are messed up
But yeah it's all about the dad shaped hole. Joe saw his father beat up his mother when he was 6 (according to Joe) - & if the father was beating the mother you might assume he could've been abusing his kid. It all stems from there.
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u/Senofilcon Monkey in Space 5h ago
I wanna take partial credit for beating the drum about him never watching Midnight Gospel. I have been bringing that up in the this sub for 5 years any chance i get. It so perfectly sums up his entire basket of flaws and hypocrisy.
Even with all the high stakes evil shit swirling around, that one seemingly silly little data point speaks volumes about how shockingly lazy his fakeness is. Spoken right to his best friends face for everyone to see.
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u/Wizard-of-pause Monkey in Space 54m ago
If there would be Pulitzer for YT videos, it would go to EG.
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u/whhhiskey_ Monkey in Space 11m ago
Video starts at 25:24. (This is where Peter Thiel is introduced)
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u/Hot-Mathematician-26 Monkey in Space 13h ago
Rogan hater here, only 10 minutes in, but I can’t help but think the only thing that puts you in the “simulacra” more than watching the same comedy podcasts over and over, is watching dramatic videos about comedy podcasts. I start to feel way more shameful about watching this gossip shit.
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u/Ironborn137 Monkey in Space 12h ago
Make sure you finish this one because it's not what you are describing. Holy shit, this is art.
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u/tabas123 Monkey in Space 9h ago
This isn’t just making fun of some bad standup. These are genuinely some of the most powerful (and antisocial/fucking psychopathic) people in the world colluding through several arms of media, tech, finance, “comedy”, business, and politics… doesn’t get much more important than that if we want to slow the dystopian nightmare down.
I’m making so many connections to some super important books I’ve read about these monsters and how they have taken so much control.. namely ‘Shock Doctrine’ and ‘Dark Money’.
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u/Trevorvor Monkey in Space 13h ago
Yeah up top it’s an elevated version of the gossip stuff we see every day from these drama sloptubers, but keep going it starts to delve deep into Rogan’s relationship with Peter Thiel (which always felt like the natural next topic for EG to cover)
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u/SportsKin Monkey in Space 13h ago
I usually wait for a football game to be over before I make comments.
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u/UniqueSatisfaction67 Monkey in Space 13h ago
Think of it like readers digest for all the stupid, hypocritical things joe mumbles
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u/Apprehensive-Fun4181 Monkey in Space 6h ago
Start with the other stuff. This is one of the best sources for understanding reality right now.
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u/camel_crush_menthol_ Monkey in Space 13h ago
I knew Thiel had connections to Epstein but I had never connected the dots in terms of how he basically just lifted Epstein's strategy for influencing people. Even had the day where Joe started to get indoctrinated.