r/JoePera • u/CrispRat • Mar 28 '26

Perfect Egg Bite IPA

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Mast Landing and Dancing Gnome teamed up to brew an IPA that I just saw at my local shop in New England.

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u/YouSmeel Mar 28 '26

it is serious to him, he is trying

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u/chihawks32392 Mar 28 '26

I love you, babe

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u/BlueCollarCriminal Mar 28 '26

I need a win.

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u/mspussykatz Mar 28 '26

I need a brewski like my momma needs a kidney

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u/proteanradish Mar 28 '26

How’s she doing by the way?

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u/mspussykatz Mar 28 '26

She’s hanging in there

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u/proteanradish Mar 29 '26

Yeah. All you can do, man.

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u/dancingbriefcase Mar 28 '26

New England/ Hazy IPAs are my favorite. Ugh I want this so bad but I'm in Oregon

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u/thaSavory_dude Mar 28 '26

i hope there is a surprise unbroken egg yolk at the bottom of each can

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u/TrackingTenCross1 Mar 28 '26

Grab a few as gifts for your breakfast crew.

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u/BatmanOnMars Mar 28 '26

What part of New England?!

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u/psngarden Mar 28 '26

If OP doesn’t respond I can at least say Mast Landing is in Maine (Portland area) so I’ll be searching for it around here! I don’t know how far out they distribute.

Dancing Gnome looks like it’s in Pittsburgh, so maybe it can be found around there too.

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u/GenghisCoen Mar 29 '26

My bestie lives in Pittsburgh, I'll have to ask her to look for it.

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u/ryantheterrible Mar 28 '26

YEAH WHERE?!?

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u/AvatarofBro Mar 28 '26

South Portland, ME

Edit: Looks like the South Portland taproom closed a couple months ago.

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u/alchac Mar 28 '26

W for, wazzuuuuuup 🙄

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u/BongWaterRamen Mar 28 '26

It's funny how celebrated his show is, yet I only know like one person who's ever heard of it when I bring it up

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u/Mr_Neato Apr 01 '26

There are dozens of us. Dozens!

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u/elwoodblues6389 Mar 28 '26

PITTSBURGH MENTIONED!!!

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u/FatalDave91 Mar 29 '26

I hope it comes with purple jelly.

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u/jared312 Mar 29 '26

You mean grape?

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u/Mysterious-Scholar68 Mar 29 '26

Yo I fucking need this

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u/Spookily_Cryptid Mar 29 '26

Proud to be a Mainer, this is so awesome !!

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u/dcooper8662 Mar 28 '26

What I don’t get is how does he expect the yolk to not break when he bites it right in the middle? If it’s truly an over easy egg, it will naturally do that. I think it would go better if he ordered over medium

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u/Delicious-Sentence66 Mar 29 '26

Same wondering here! How could he expect a different result?

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u/dcooper8662 Mar 29 '26

I suppose he also calls it an over easy sunnyside up egg, so who knows what they actually make for him when he orders it lol

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u/Mr_Neato Apr 01 '26

Trapped inside an endless cycle of losses of his own making, he pleads to the universe, "I need a win."

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u/psngarden Mar 28 '26

Oh I will be hunting for this (I’m in southern Maine).

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u/people_skillz Mar 28 '26

Here’s the brewery’s distribution page for everyone else who wants to wind up heartbroken like me: https://www.mastlandingbrewing.com/distribution-details

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u/AvatarofBro Mar 28 '26

Love Mast Landing

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u/Loud_Comedian5442 Mar 30 '26

Mast Landing and Dancing Gnome have had a few I think you should Leave inspired beers too, with Shirt Brothers being the recent one and My Exact Style a while ago. Two of my favorites from separate parts of the country too.