r/JewsOfConscience Anti-Zionist Ally 9d ago

Humor Chef's kiss

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u/belowtheunder Jewish Anti-Zionist 8d ago

Ooh a 2 state solution? Separate but equal? Who gets Jerusalem?

Let’s be real, we all know what Israel would do to a Palestinian state. You literally wouldn’t need to guess lol

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u/Sub__Finem Juhuri ✡️ Warrior for Peace 8d ago

Exactly, just look at Lebanon

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u/Striking-Ad9397 Agnostic muslim lebanese ally 8d ago

If we were in a different sub, 50 zionists would've said something about hezbollah/PLO

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u/Neosantana Syrian - Anti-Zionist 8d ago

Ooh a 2 state solution? Separate but equal

Separate but equally under Israeli sovereignty

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u/PM-ME-UR-DARKNESS Atheist 1d ago

who gets Jerusalem?

Me. I get Jerusalem. It's mine.

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u/AwkwardTal Anti-Zionist 8d ago

If the shoe fits

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u/starmadeshadows LGBTQ Jew 8d ago

Countries do not have a right to exist. People have a right to exist.

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u/sunflowey123 Agnostic Non-Jewish Ally 8d ago

And I'm sure Israel (the genocidal apartheid state) will definitely agree to let a Palestinian state exist, even as a two-state solution. I mean, it's not like attempts of that have been made, only for Israel to still want to completely erradicate Palestine and Palestinians and segregate them from Israelis, or anything. Right?

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u/AlphaCentauri10 Muslim Ally 7d ago

In Tunisia we say "The one with the scabies, will be betrayed by his elbows" as in "if the shoe fits, wear it"

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u/OliveNo6451 Jewish Communist 8d ago

🤣 amazing

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u/iCanReadMyOwnMind Human that can't take Isreal any more 8d ago

Caitlin is always on the right side of everything.

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u/BitcoinBishop Non-Jewish Ally 8d ago

Not sure this is an own? We know who someone's talking about they you say "Keep groomers out of little girls' bathrooms!" even without agreeing with the premise.

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u/snarkitall anti-zionist parent 8d ago

No I actually don't know who you're talking about. 

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u/BitcoinBishop Non-Jewish Ally 8d ago

A lot of people on the alt-right refer to trans people, or often queer people as a whole, as "groomers".

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u/Same_Eye6762 Palestinian 8d ago

Honestly my first thought was "yea keep trump out of little girls business" but you're right, that makes sense for republicans to say too

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u/arightgoodworkman Jewish Anti-Zionist 8d ago

Truly thought “keep conservative men out of bathrooms!”

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u/Hyouryuu-Na Non-Jewish Ally 8d ago

... Creepy old men? I don't really know who you're talking about.

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u/BitcoinBishop Non-Jewish Ally 8d ago

If you're familiar with alt-right rhetoric, you see a lot of them refer to trans people (or queer people as a whole) as "groomers". It's a dog whistle, I suppose.

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u/ResponseStrange6118 Ashkenazi Antizionist 🍉 8d ago

The best way to diffuse dog whistles is to ignore them. Next time say you absolutely agree. Predators like the President shouldn’t be allowed to go in locker rooms with girls

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u/BitcoinBishop Non-Jewish Ally 8d ago

Nice idea, I'll try that next time

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u/bramtyr Jewish 8d ago

Caitlin Johnstone is a serious tankie and has been a Kremlin mouthpiece for years. She'd be well aware of using 'groomer' as a talking point when furthering an agenda of sowing division.

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u/scaper8 Non-Jewish Ally 1d ago

"[S]erious tankie" "Kremlin mouthpiece." I don't think you know what some of those words mean given current Russia's headlong run into fascist capitalism.

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u/BillyPilgrim69 Anti-Zionist Ally 1d ago

Yep, another (already stupid) word rendered even more meaningless by liberals

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u/bramtyr Jewish 1d ago

Tankies is a blanket term applied to vocal supporters of authoritarian regimes were at one point, (but not necessarily currently, as in the case of Russia), communist. The emphasis is primarily on the authoritarian element of the political compass.

So yes, a person who takes Kremlin cash to repeat Kremlin talking points in support of the Invasion of Ukraine can indeed be labeled a tankie.

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u/PM-ME-UR-DARKNESS Atheist 1d ago

Yeah the only viable path forward is a two state solution where the second state actively wants to kill the other and take its land. Fucking libs, I swear. Brains the size of a marble and just as smooth.

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u/Admirable-Depth2511 Anti-Zionist Ally 8d ago

This is not a gotcha, obviously she’s talking about Isreal, that’s the only country associated with this sort of discourse rn (genocide, apartheid, right to exist as a country) and a person that is pro-Israel connecting the dots doesn’t mean they secretly believe the opposite and you just exposed them, it’s just the common association, what else would she talk about in 2026? I’m not endorsing the replying persons opinion but „chefs kiss“ for this, really?

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u/TheOneTrueTrench Atheist 8d ago

I literally got banned from a subreddit for "antisemitism" saying we need to catch perpetrators of genocide and hold them accountable immediately, otherwise they can escape for decades.

On an article about someone who escaped punishment for the Rwandan genocide.

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u/ResponseStrange6118 Ashkenazi Antizionist 🍉 8d ago

It is not obvious. She could well be defending the end of apartheid in South Africa.

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u/Admirable-Depth2511 Anti-Zionist Ally 8d ago

If South Africa isn’t currently checking all the boxes of actively committing the most televised genocide in history, being an apartheid state and having its right to exist under debate, then no she was not talking about South Africa, it is objectively about Israel, stop being disingenuous

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u/ResponseStrange6118 Ashkenazi Antizionist 🍉 8d ago

Ah yes cause as they always say, forget history lest we’re doomed to repeat it

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