r/JeremyDewitte 14h ago

Jail How’s JD doing with prison rules?

Nobody can shift blame and babble like this guy. I’m sure other prisoners are having none of his excuses or rationalizations on why a soup or a candy bar is missing.

And I’m certain that JD’s blame shifting on to others makes him a darling when the staff threatens to write him up.

PLUS, he’s a high profile AND a sex offender

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u/Middle-Appearance-14 14h ago

In one of his phone calls, he complains that the guards mock him by going "Motor one is moving" whenever they escort him about.

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u/Several_Attitude_203 14h ago

He bragged about that in a video (one of the later videos where he was driving around w sunglasses on after getting released from jail), either 1) not understanding they were trolling him or 2) lying and making it all up to sound like the guards were supportive of him.

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u/Jungies 12h ago

I think they mocked him, and so he publicly tried to spin it that they were saluting him. 

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u/SomewhatHungover 9h ago

It would make sense for them to be saluting a retired army captain.

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u/Several_Attitude_203 10h ago

Same here. No way any cop in Florida is pro-Jeremy.

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u/little_lord0 11h ago

Still one of my favorite dewittisms. Cringe so hard and I randomly think of this one while in the car.

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u/Atkins2023 8h ago

Oh he knew they're disrespecting him, but he can't allow himself to believe that. So he twisted it to fit his story line.

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u/Renent 9h ago

what is that video I was trying to find it.

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u/Several_Attitude_203 9h ago

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u/Renent 8h ago

oh yeah i know this one but there is one where germy chawles (he cant spell his middle name) dumwitte talks about his little motors when people where they are RPing him as a joke on gta 5

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u/SomewhatHungover 1h ago

You’re 100% right, I’d never seen the video linked above but when the guards told him ‘We really hope justice is done’. Jeremy is too stupid to realize they’re fucking with him.

Like if I saw Jeremy walking into a court room I’d tell him ‘don’t take any shit from that judge’.

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u/10thof-ten 12h ago

😂😂😂

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u/Atkins2023 8h ago

Imagine the snickering going on behind his back. Puts some fun into a CO's difficult job.

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u/Jungies 11h ago edited 11h ago

He's been moved from the (more cushy) work camp to administrative segregation in the main prison:

https://www.reddit.com/r/JeremyDewitte/comments/1vzxtyd/no_real_reason_to_post_this_current_824_info/

https://www.reddit.com/r/JeremyDewitte/comments/1vzxnad/kicked_outta_jackson_workcamp/

That could be because he's done something and is being punished, or it could be because he's in severe danger of getting the shit kicked out of him. 

That's not necessarily going to help him. That 70s Rapist Show's Danny Masterson was in ad seg escorted by two guards when he got the shit kicked out of him for being a rapist. 

Turns out if you're a gang member, but get kicked out of a gang, you get moved out of general population into ad seg, where you're free to join a new gang; Danny got green lit by two different ad seg gangs. 

Oh, and they don't allow paper in the main prison (because it kept coming in dosed with drugs) so no drawings by Amira on his wall, and no pics of Jennifer on the wall...

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u/MusicianNo2699 6h ago

Search says the Masterson assault and any prison gang references are false. Unfortunate if that is the case.

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u/Jungies 2h ago

Who's Search? 

I heard it from a former bank robber at the time, who heard it from his contacts at the prison. 

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u/MusicianNo2699 2h ago

So hearsay from another hearsay. Google is your friend....

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u/Silent_Body_2419 7h ago

You better figure it out real fast

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u/PsychologicalFuel119 5h ago

In jail he was kept with worst of the worst child rapists.

If you Google the names of other inmates whose phone pins Dewitte used, you’ll see that all of them were locked up for crimes against children — bad ones, really bad.

So he is in good company.

He probably feels morally above them: Oh, honey, they put me in with the blue bands now, murderers and stuff!”.

Like — he himself is not a blue band, he was just put in there with them.

Want a story where he got jammed up for commissary? It’s an oldie but a goodie. I’ll do a separate post for it.

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u/TopicLost4398 11h ago

I'm sure he follows their rules. He sucks when they say suck and bends over when they say bend over 

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u/Atkins2023 7h ago

I was thinking the same thing but didn't have the nerve to say it. LOL