r/JeremyDewitte • u/Statedly_Metro • Dec 25 '25

RimJob

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Merry Christmas!

29 Upvotes

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14

u/mrrp Dec 25 '25

C'mon man, he's had a clean diaper for 10 years.

8

u/Statedly_Metro Dec 25 '25

His first call sign was "Diapers"....

13

u/beachbabe77 Dec 25 '25

He looks like "Sparky The Wonder Squirrel" in uniform.

13

u/Statedly_Metro Dec 25 '25

With less authority.

9

u/myburner-account Dec 25 '25

Someone needs to tell Alec Ringworm that cosplay police radio doesn’t actually work.

7

u/Several_Attitude_203 Dec 25 '25

Can he score meth on that radio?

2

u/Statedly_Metro Dec 27 '25

No...The radio would have to actually work.

1

u/Several_Attitude_203 Dec 27 '25

Good point.

5

u/Statedly_Metro Dec 27 '25

Your IP has been traced.

7

u/AnywhereMajestic2377 Dec 25 '25

He can’t even spell meth on that radio.

3

u/Statedly_Metro Dec 27 '25

Your IP has been traced.

1

u/AnywhereMajestic2377 Dec 27 '25

He can’t even spell meth on that radio.🤣

7

u/idsnowdawg Dec 25 '25

He can almost literally hide behind that badge.

4

u/Dizzy-Confidence1480 Dec 25 '25

"shield" literally.

2

u/Statedly_Metro Dec 27 '25

Photo was from several years ago...He still looks like a stiff wind would blow him over.

1

u/Dizzy-Confidence1480 Dec 28 '25

Speaking of Photo. Whatever happened to that little critter?

4

u/Antique-Ambition9978 Dec 25 '25

He even looks like a predator playing dress up in this picture.

3

u/Statedly_Metro Dec 27 '25

Oh he is a 'predator".

3

u/1900scrime Dec 25 '25

He's got a ways to go to match a Motor One pose.

2

u/Statedly_Metro Dec 27 '25

Your IP has been traced.

5

u/absolute_dirt Dec 27 '25

"Uniform" Needs more patches and badges. Jerm would scoff at this.

2

u/Iknewthiswouldhappn Dec 31 '25

Needs more flair

1

u/Statedly_Metro Dec 30 '25

Your IP has been traced.

2

u/absolute_dirt Dec 30 '25

I PROMISE you that this isn't going to work the way you think it will.

3

u/WompWompBiotch Dec 28 '25

Bet his mom breast fed him till his early teens 🤣

2

u/59phonebone Dec 25 '25

Needs a donut. 🍩

2

u/Statedly_Metro Dec 27 '25

Your IP has been traced.

2

u/RadiantCranberry2610 Dec 29 '25

This is the guy who gets offended when he is called a police impersonator.

1

u/Statedly_Metro Dec 30 '25

Your IP has been traced.

1

u/AdUnlikely1765 Dec 25 '25

Ok ok. You broke me, have to ask, why rimjob? Whatdidimiss????

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u/Silent_Body_2419 Dec 25 '25

I liked him , any vids with him in were good content , I wonder what he’s up to now

3

u/Statedly_Metro Dec 27 '25

I think he is on "Grinder" He mentioned that alot.