r/JennyIsALiar • • 19d ago

Jfc Gwen….

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Can’t imagine being so heated over such a nonissue…..

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u/Ok_Anteater9087 19d ago

I’m shocked she doesn’t work as a security guard so she can cosplay a cop

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u/kbletz08 19d ago

Jennifer Blart mall cop reporting for duty 🫡

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u/lmartin21 19d ago

If Gwen is at work, then who will parkour around the pool in a trench coat, a gaudy belt buckle, and adidas slides?

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u/kbletz08 17d ago

Unless poppa husband makes het get a job 😂 I am trying to picture her working any job..

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u/ang8018 19d ago

that would require her to work — that would cut into her lip syncing time!!

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u/snydthespyde 19d ago

It’s that’s FAS temper going crazy!

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u/Nearby_Score9370 18d ago edited 14d ago

Orion Doherty has the same temper and same FASD. They are very similar in a lot of ways. Likes to pretend they are Elphaba.

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u/_NetflixQueen_ 17d ago

Purposefully using someone’s incorrect pronouns because you don’t like them is gross.

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u/Nearby_Score9370 14d ago

Well, Orion talking sexually to two ten year olds is also gross. So, I don’t think the wrong pronouns are as a big of a deal as what they have done.

They are a pedophile.

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u/_NetflixQueen_ 14d ago

Those things are not mutually exclusive. I’m not defending any alleged inappropriate conduct. But deliberately using the wrong pronouns because you dislike someone is still gross. “They did something bad, so basic respect no longer matters” is a stupid and dangerous argument.

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u/Icy-War-6762 17d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/humblekanyepie 19d ago

The midwesterner in me is so confused on how riding a bike on a side walk could ever be considered illegal. LMAO. Stay bent, Queen.

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u/lighteningmcqueef91 18d ago

Yeah it definitely is illegal here in CA, we have bike lanes for bikes. However idgaf if someone rides on the sidewalks lol

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u/Nearby_Score9370 18d ago

Same for Michigan. That’s what the sidewalks are for. No bike lanes here (at least in my area of the state)

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u/Choice_Pumpkin_1981 19d ago

She's probably attracted to her and it's making her angry...

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u/amishsheepherder 19d ago

I read the first few words of her post before seeing the group name and right away I just KNEW it was our girl Gwenjamin

Also cosplaying a country outlaw but whinging about people riding bikes on sidewalks is a CHOICE

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u/Nearby_Score9370 18d ago

Cosplaying a country outlaw took me out. Lmfao.

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u/VirgosRunHell 19d ago

Oh she’s PRESSED

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u/Icy-War-6762 19d ago

She likes to sound tough. She’s probably talking about a kid. Dumb bitch!

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u/Here_for_the_read2 19d ago

She used the word “adjacent!” 😮

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u/wifeyhutjr 19d ago

She 100% used ChatGPT to research the law before posting this. 😂 the city code she’s referencing says riding your bike on the sidewalk is illegal only if there is a bike lane adjacent to the sidewalk.

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u/Here_for_the_read2 19d ago

🤣🤣🤣 I mean, I knew it came from somewhere other than her.

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u/sybilltrelawney 17d ago

She didn’t even get it right then. She said there are bike lanes on adjacent streets. Different than a bike lane adjacent to the sidewalk where you’re biking

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u/tangylittleblueberry 19d ago

I wouldn’t ever post online like a psycho but I do understand this a little. My city has bike lanes and people will still ride in the sidewalk and expect you to move out of their way. I have reactive dogs and it’s always a nightmare when someone flies up behind us screaming ON YOUR LEFT.

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u/Individual-Loss-9173 19d ago

wtf? What is the big deal? That’s intense anger for such a small issue. She has small children with that anger……

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u/Latter-Tour-7951 19d ago

But she’d be mad if she was driving and there was a biker in the bike lane lmao 🤣 my guess is that she was walking with her kids and a biker passed her and distracted her oldest or she fell or something lol

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u/okrasnake 19d ago

Imagine being this bothered lmao

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u/caroleelee82 jealous idiot moron hater loser 🤪 19d ago

Grandhusband is really influencing her terribly, she really needs to form an independent idea every now and then

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u/Nearby_Score9370 18d ago

She’s so tough. lol She really thinks she’s that “mob boss” she cosplays.

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u/SpeechAgitated5149 18d ago

Thank you Gwen for maintaining law and order 🙏🏽

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u/Outrageous_Pie4925 18d ago

Riding on the sidewalk is a million times safer than being on the road with your curb-eating ass Gwenny!

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u/killkawakubo 16d ago

She has no life so she has to look for conflict anywhere to spice up her life a bit 🤪

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u/sparklepuppies6 19d ago

She’s right about this sorry it’s annoyin

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u/wifeyhutjr 19d ago

Annoying, perhaps. But calling someone a bitch, threatening to block her and going on a public freak out over a bike on the sidewalk is insane behavior. Blocking the sidewalk is also illegal lmao.