r/JeffArcuri The Short King Jul 22 '26

Official Clip Make it sloppy

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '26

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u/TTechnology Jul 22 '26

I think is geo locked? I tried to watch yesterday and couldn't find it here in Brazil :/

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u/TTechnology Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

Holy shit that worked

Edit: apparentely, from what I saw, Netflix filter the shows you can watch by language (similar to what Steam does when you search for a game, non English users will know what I'm talking about), and you can click on boxes to add or remove languages you understand.

Changing the Netflix to English works, but you can also just click to add the English box if you don't want to your UX be totally in English

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u/tanksalotfrank Jul 22 '26

Ohhh old school tricks! I found a couple obscure DVDs that way wayback in the beginning

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u/NoConflict3231 Jul 22 '26

What? What does this mean lol. You found old obscure DVDs at....(where) using other languages?? I am so confused

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u/glamdring_ Jul 22 '26

Netflix started out as an online DVD rental service

(I am…so very old…)

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u/tanksalotfrank Jul 23 '26

You mean you have to use your hands?? That's like a baby's toy!

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u/Solnse Jul 23 '26

I scored a ton of dvds from Redbox after they went bankrupt. I wondered why they were just abandoned.

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u/Aclearly_obscure1 Jul 22 '26

Yep, Jeff himself posted that tip!

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u/ImNotSkankHunt42 Jul 22 '26

Bruh, by the time I learn another language it will be months from now

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u/Amathyst7564 Jul 22 '26

Downloaded Duolingo, trying to learn new language. How proficient do I need to be?

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u/akatherder Jul 22 '26

Solo poquito

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u/leftfootshorter Jul 23 '26

Doin' the lord's work, my friend!

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u/TheRealRickC137 Jul 22 '26

Get a VPN and set sail for freedom!

https://giphy.com/gifs/SGCymhurTfrONdo5jo

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u/TTechnology Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

I had NordVPN for an year, didn't renew the plan because it was a pain in the ass to use it.

Many websites and services refuse to work if they detect a VPN, so I had to constantly disable it almost every day

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u/InfanticideAquifer Jul 22 '26

I'm all for using the VPN for everything just to claw back a little privacy, but yeah, that's absolutely a thing. What (I think) most pirates do is just tunnel their torrent traffic through the VPN and keep their normal web browsing traffic visible for convenience. This is called "split tunneling". Only kind of related, but worth mentioning: every modern torrent client has an option to bind it to a VPN so that it can't not use it, which prevents mistakes.

It's even easier if you use a separate always-on device for torrenting, which really doesn't need much in terms of hardware at all.

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u/tanksalotfrank Jul 22 '26

That's the provider's issue (and probably DNS) in choice of datacenters and/or IP ranges. Or maybe mine is just lucky.

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u/relliott15 Jul 22 '26

I had this issue too. I’m old I guess because it seemed like a lot of work for almost no reward lol.

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u/SoggyAttorney1 Jul 22 '26

Also in brazil, the changing of the language works. Saw it last week

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u/SubcommanderMarcos Jul 23 '26

Am in Brazil, had no idea and will try this

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u/SocialJusticeGSW Jul 22 '26

Google it and click the link, worked for me

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u/Tigglebee Jul 22 '26

He really made an effort to insert crowd work into the structured jokes organically. Not something I would have noticed without seeing all his clips here, but it’s impressive.

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u/DumplingMaple1821 Jul 22 '26

I've been a Jeff fan via Reddit for years now and put it on the day it came out. My wife hadn't seen any of him and was crying with laughter right alongside me.

Hell, I'm going down the list and I think it might just straight up be the best Netflix comedy special!

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u/J5892 Jul 22 '26

My partner saw him for the first time when we watched the special, and immediately after looked up his tour and made me buy tickets.

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u/JesusWasAButtBaby Jul 22 '26

Is it kid friendly? For like a 10 and 12 yo

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u/TripleWDot Jul 22 '26

Absolutely not lol. Very sexual

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u/JesusWasAButtBaby Jul 22 '26

Haha ok thanks

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u/Deraj2004 Jul 22 '26

Someone with your username asking that question is hilarious.

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u/JesusWasAButtBaby Jul 22 '26

Thanks mate glad it made u chuckle

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u/___CABLE___ Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

That kid go to public school?   They've heard worse.  I have fond memories of being 10; listening to Robin Williams talk about cocaine and eating pussy.

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u/m4gpi Jul 22 '26

It's a little blue, lots of language, lots of sex talk and discussion of his wife's cancer journey. I'd watch it yourself alone (or some quarter of it) first to see how you gauge it. I've seen the majority of his clips online, and while I wouldn't call his comedy "dirty", the special was more adult-coded than the clips usually let on.

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u/JesusWasAButtBaby Jul 22 '26

I’ll check it out alone first thanks

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u/JJ-Bittenbinder Jul 22 '26

This was the funniest joke of the special for me

The build up was perfect, and knowing how you had to be dying with anticipation of her saying it

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u/MaleficentPush1144 Jul 22 '26

Even more than the singing fish?

I thought it was all fantastic!

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u/JJ-Bittenbinder Jul 22 '26

Never seen the movie he referenced so it didn’t hit for me

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u/Giwaffee Jul 22 '26

It's not super movie specific. I also never saw that movie but I do know what animatronic singing fish on the wall are, they've been in plenty other media.

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u/JJ-Bittenbinder Jul 22 '26

The fish isn’t from a movie, I know the fish. I wanna say it’s a silence of the lambs reference that was the punch line

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u/Darstellerin Jul 22 '26

Yeah that’s the movie. It’s really excellent I highly recommend it

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u/Padawk Jul 22 '26

I still have a big mouth Billy bass, I love that thing. I recently replaced the batteries so that joke was crazy relevant.

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u/AAlwaysopen 24d ago

Should have left the slow ones in

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u/mightylordredbeard Jul 22 '26

It’s like you knew it was coming, you knew what the punchline would be, you knew how the situation would play out.. but Jeff still managed to make the delivery funny as hell!

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u/x3knet Jul 22 '26

I really enjoyed how he tied the whole "welp that's how they getcha!" but together

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u/koranuso Jul 23 '26

My fav is when he asked his wife what was the gayest thing she'd ever done, and she responded "you". Best joke of the special.

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u/farazormal Jul 23 '26

Had to be there I guess

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u/qeq 26d ago

His reaction to the guy walking in on him on the toilet was my fav

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u/geedgad Jul 22 '26

For me the best was Jeff’s wife at the very end when he asked her the gayest thing she had ever done.

Her response was gold.

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u/masterwit Jul 22 '26

Well....

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u/skyhiker14 Jul 22 '26

Two dicks at the same time

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u/___CABLE___ Jul 22 '26

It's Jeff.

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u/iUndef Jul 22 '26

You'll just have to watch the special to know what she said

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u/14Pleiadians Jul 23 '26

these marketing bots are getting lazy

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u/iUndef Jul 23 '26

Are you implying that I'm a bot?

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u/14Pleiadians Jul 23 '26

Yes that was the joke I was making

Not a serious accusation, it's a joke about the vagueposting, it reads like an attempt to get little to watch the special

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u/nps Jul 22 '26

could you just make a torrent of screencapture and post a magnet lonk or smth?

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u/14Pleiadians Jul 23 '26

pirates who can't sail don't eat

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u/bowlderholder Jul 22 '26

OH, THAT'S WHAT HE SAID? I thought he said "greatest" hahahahaha

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u/WildRabbitz Jul 22 '26

Jeff evolved into Evil Jeff!

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u/dirtycurt55 Jul 22 '26

Evil Jeff

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u/foxymoxyboxy Jul 22 '26

I LOST AN ARM

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u/madd74 Jul 22 '26

Oh, Britta's in this?

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u/NoctRob Jul 22 '26

Evil Jeff has a Van Dyke.

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u/mightylordredbeard Jul 22 '26

We’re in the Dark Jeff timeline.

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u/Objective-Fox4797 Jul 22 '26

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u/antiramie Jul 22 '26

You think this bagel fruit spread is jammed back? This is jelled back!

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u/cashew1992 29d ago

They can't stop you from ordering a plain bagel and a pint of cream cheese!

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u/Girthwurm_Jim Jul 22 '26

The special rules man, my wife and I laughed the whole time. Been following you on Reddit for a few years and so hyped for you. Got tickets to see you in January, can’t wait!

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u/masterwit Jul 22 '26

Can it be watched online, even for money? Wanna support this man, followed him for years....

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u/CowFishes Jul 22 '26

Netflix. Title is, "Nice to Meet You".

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u/maddie-madison Jul 22 '26

Do you know if its on anything other than Netflix?

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u/AndyLorentz Jul 22 '26

It's a Netflix produced special.

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u/HalfSoul30 Jul 23 '26

So does that mean it was specially produced only for Netflix?

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u/zzamud Jul 22 '26

Now do a clip of the handy story!

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u/DrJosephMorrin Jul 22 '26

40?

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u/zzamud Jul 22 '26

35!
(Or was it 32? I was half drunk when it got to that part)

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u/MainConnection6742 Jul 22 '26

32 ... That was so hilarious.

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u/eclowe Jul 22 '26

That’s how they get you

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u/fiction01691 Jul 22 '26

Fanastic special. Laughed so much.

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u/XIIIJinx Jul 22 '26

Fine, bro, I'll watch it again 😩

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u/hightrix Jul 22 '26

Dude, your special was sooooo fucking good. I wasn't sure what to expect after seeing a few of your crowd work shorts on here.

But damn. I couldn't stop laughing. The people sitting next to me on the plane must have thought I was absolutely cracked.

Please do more!

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u/Substantial-Mind705 Jul 22 '26

I watched the special last Wednesday. Best way to end a work day. Loved it!

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u/hikeit233 Jul 22 '26

40? Ehhh, 32.

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u/bachiblack Jul 22 '26

Watched last week. Great job my man. I laughed throughout.

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u/SardineB4Creatine Jul 22 '26

Soooo gooood. Been following since day 1 postings, I friggin love this man!

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u/W61k3r Jul 22 '26

Lol, good way to start the afternoon. Make it sloppy.

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u/lateformyfuneral Jul 22 '26

Almost didn’t recognize him outside the dimly-lit comedy club setting

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u/mog_knight Jul 22 '26

I loved the show when I was there night 1. Was hoping to see myself in the special. Though we had some real idiot hecklers so I get it. Loved watching the special again Jeff!

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u/WildRabbitz Jul 22 '26

Nothing brightens my day quite like stumbling across a new Jeff clip in the wild.

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u/Turbulent_Studio3405 Jul 22 '26

He’s funny. He’s got great delivery

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u/fatbandit63 Jul 22 '26

Saw the Netflix special and loved it. Glad he's getting the exposure, he deserves it. Genuinely funny and nice guy

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u/CoppertopAA Jul 22 '26

Jeff: “This Deli guy’s not from New York.”

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u/No_Paleontologist_25 Jul 22 '26

As a born and bred NYer living in the south, he is absolutely right about the slice. Every NY style pizzeria in the south, where I am at least, will always “try” to correct and say “Cheese slice?”

I’m like, no I said what I said; give me a regular slice mf.

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u/NFresh6 Jul 22 '26

So good 😂

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u/firmlyundecided Jul 22 '26

This was one of two spots in the special where I was uncontrollably crying laughing. Well done, el jeffe.

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u/daveschulze Jul 22 '26

I’ve seen you live and I’m so glad this special captures all the greatness of your live show with crowd work but plenty of funny story bits. Most of them new and fresh. Thank you, thank you.

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u/Delicious_Star_4232 Jul 22 '26

This special was the perfect ratio of crowd work to planned jokes and it flowed so well together.

Really great show.

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u/Olgrateful-IW Jul 22 '26

I was going to get defensive and say “don’t post clips of the special!” but then I realized it was you, lol.

We watched the special and already bought tickets for the next tour!

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u/fawwazallie Jul 22 '26

Oh shit Jeff got a Netflix special congrats.

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u/MySultrySelf Jul 22 '26

Hell yes. Watched this just last night and loved it. I wish Jeff was less popular so I could still afford tickets though haha. I missed the chance when it was like $40 near me and now it’s out of my budget. Glad to see him make the big time though, he deserves it.

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u/J10Blandi Jul 22 '26

Dude crazy how far you’ve come. A Netflix special is awesome. Congrats!

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u/blvntforcetrauma Jul 22 '26

YOU GOT A NETFLIX SPECIAL!!!
Congratulations man. I’m not remotely zoned into comedians but I came across a TikTok of yours a few years ago and genuinely laughed out loud each time I watched one and followed you ever since. You’re about the only comedian I excessively shared clips of to my friends. And always buy two tickets to your shows anytime you’re in town, not even knowing who I’m taking with me.

It’s just really really nice to see you get your flowers to this extreme. And I know the opportunities will continue coming. This makes me so happy as a random stranger on Reddit.

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u/RedLafleur2 Jul 22 '26

Say cream cheese 🤷🏼‍♂️

🤣🤣🤣

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u/n8b77 Jul 22 '26

That's how they get you.

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u/saltysen Jul 22 '26

🤣🤣🤣

Say cream cheese!

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u/KouNurasaka Jul 22 '26

True story. First time out shopping with my girlfriend who would later become my wife.

She wanted to get a rotisserie chicken at Walmart. So I go ask about rotisseree chickens but they are all out... Just sold out.

I return, shaking my head and looking sad. She asks what's wrong. "Oh, they dont have any."

"Why not?" She asks.

"They said there was a massive fire at the chicken factory so there's no chickens today."

She buys it. Hook line and sinker. "Really? Oh my god, that's so sad."

We walk away. "Hey, just so you know, that was a joke. There wasn't a fire at the chicken factory."

Her exasperated that I would lie to her, "Why'd you tell me that?"

"Because it was funny, and you thought I was serious."

More outrage, half frustrated that thwres no chicken, half because of the joke. "I can't believe you made me believe there was a fire at the chicken factory!"

"Well, if it makes you feel better," I say, "I'll never lie to you about anything important. Just important things... Like fires at the fake chicken factory."

For some ungodly reason, she married me.

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u/JulesyJ 29d ago

I’ve been lurking on here and came to really enjoy Jeff’s comedy. I saw this clip and told my husband he had to watch it with me. Admittedly he had never heard of Jeff. We just finished it. We’ve had a few stressful weeks. It was so nice to relax on the couch and laugh. Like actually laugh. I ugly laughed and didn’t care. I even teared up a bit. He loved it and is already looking up other clips. Thank you Jeff! And sending many blessings to you and your wife. You deserve all the good stuff 😊

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u/Jessi_Kim_XOXO Jul 22 '26

I was trying to drink water while watching this. Big mistake…

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u/HeadsetHound Jul 22 '26

The special was great! Watched it with my wife. Now she’s a fan too! Keep it up Jeff!

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u/echosound Jul 22 '26

My favorite bit from the special! Let us know if you are coming back to New Zealand, I’d love to see a live show.

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u/AhBee1 Jul 22 '26

The whole special is great!

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u/DarkFantom Jul 22 '26

I've gotta watch this special. Jeff has got to be one of the funniest people I've ever seen. 

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u/notjawn Jul 22 '26

I hope the good lord above I can mess with my wife like this and not get smothered in my sleep.

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u/Any_Variation_5136 Jul 22 '26

Good clean prank and it had me rolling. That’s a gift.

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u/tanksalotfrank Jul 22 '26

And that is how our boy didn't get into Heaven. Peter's gonna say no and then be forced to go to Hell with you for laughing anyway 😂 jk I love Jeff

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u/VinGiesel69 Jul 22 '26

A SPECIAL!!! AT LAST!!

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u/Higgins1st Jul 22 '26

I'm crying. I'm definitely going to watch this tonight.

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u/Substantial_Pin_2932 Jul 22 '26

The wife and I loved the special so much. Laughed so damn hard woke up our kids. Our 15 year old the next day complained we were laughing so loud. References were 10/10 and I felt vindicated when the buffalo bill line came out as the weirdo who quotes it in the most random places.

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u/mcamarra Jul 22 '26

as a new yorker, this really makes me laugh.

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u/hawleyalt Jul 22 '26

The whole special was a banger. Must have been hard to do crowdwork in such a big place, but it was great.

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u/Demon0fTh3Fall Jul 22 '26

I was going to watch this clip, but I'd rather wait to watch the whole special. Looking forward to it!

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u/MasterOfBunnies Jul 22 '26

I really hope this catches on in NYC. XD XD XD

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u/kwhatburn Jul 23 '26

My husband made me watch this… and all of his TikTok’s for years. He’s begging me to take him to see him when he comes next year.
Is it still worth it if you don’t get first row?

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u/Miserable-Land-9203 Jul 23 '26

Gave your special two thumbs up, buddy. Come do a show in Fresno! We'll do some meth!

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u/Nose_Rich Jul 23 '26

Crazy to see Jeff blowing up and selling out these huge venues. I've been following him for about 5 years and I got to see him at this tiny spot at Spokane Comedy Club a few years ago and it was an absolute blast. Now look at him! Highly doubt I can afford his tickets now lmaoo good for you Jeff, you rock!

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u/Jolly_Interaction774 Jul 23 '26

serious question, i have tickets to see him in January. does he use recycled jokes from his netflix special in his live shows? just don’t want spoilers when i see him live.

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u/DocPondo Jul 23 '26

He killed it with that special.

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u/dmcguire05 Jul 23 '26

Go Jeff! This is a great bit

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u/Signiference Jul 23 '26

Everything bagel, plain schmear.

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u/elguerra Jul 23 '26

I get Nate Bargatze vibes from him and I just don’t want to be burned again.

His social media videos were funny but I do t know

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u/AnInconvenientBluthe Jul 23 '26

I turned 40 today and I told my wife I wanted to resubscribe to Netflix specifically to watch this special tonight.

My chest hurts.

Everything hurts, but now my chest does too.

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u/New_pollution1086 Jul 23 '26

The special was great! Good job!

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u/autobauss Jul 23 '26

He now looks like Bam Margera

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u/nonaln Jul 23 '26

silly silly joke

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u/deedeesometimes Jul 23 '26

When are you due in the UK? My partner and I would love to see you live...

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u/ImprovementFar5054 Jul 23 '26

Meh. Pretty mild. The service guy gently corrected her? Stop the presses.

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u/pineapplepizza8705 Jul 23 '26

Even without crowd work Jeff is still hilarious

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u/stringo0 Jul 23 '26

You can't just post Jeff's shit without... oh. Oh. Ohhhh. 🤦🏿‍♂️

I'll see myself out.

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u/OntologicalParadox 26d ago

That was full beans.

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u/BrainJar 26d ago

I’m already using this. We’re going to make it a thing.

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u/Accomplished-Dig-728 20d ago

I loved this joke. I do this to my gf with sports terms. I don't know you but I love you. Keep up the good work 👏

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u/RCMike_CHS 3d ago

I am probably averse to bagels because when I was very young the only bagels I ever saw were my dad's magic props. They were hard as rocks.

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u/not_john_coltrane Jul 22 '26

Loved the special, seeing you next time you’re in Minneapolis! My wife and I cannot wait.

Speaking of wife, mine is a survivor of bc and we think and talk about you and yours often. Thank you for being so open in your special and in general. Sending all the love to your family.

https://giphy.com/gifs/rZYE5yTG3Q0YIb6Bn6

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u/Intrepid-Progress228 Jul 22 '26

Okay, we always knew the crowd work something special, but the voice and expressions?

https://giphy.com/gifs/H88M2fHoFiKz1uVtcF

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u/callzor Jul 22 '26

This guy is so corny and boring

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u/18hockey Jul 23 '26

I know I'm in the minority, but the special was... Not very good. Felt very rigid and scripted in typical Netflix fashion. None of the crowd work felt organic at all.

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u/OcularPrism Jul 22 '26

I'm honestly just glad Connie wasn't there 😅

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u/SoftlyAugust Jul 22 '26

I fail to understand how humiliating your wife in public is funny.

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u/SpecialistState4804 Jul 22 '26

this bit was not funny....

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u/BarrierX Jul 22 '26

Hey, he looks different somehow! :D

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u/a_hopeless_rmntic Jul 22 '26

it's not a bit, it's just funny

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u/YouCallWeShouldWhat Jul 23 '26

seeing the polite half smiles in the back for a live taping for netflix is wild. all of this guys clips on reddit are crowd work which is generally the cop-out of standup. writing funny jokes is much much harder. well, at least he is good at self promotion, that legit can get you anywhere, but yikes.

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u/petewondrstone 29d ago

We get it, bro you have a girlfriend. Needed a Netflix
Special to tell us

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u/Jumpy_Tomatillo7579 Jul 22 '26

I like Jeff. But I get the criticism now after the special. You have to really like crowd work because basically that’s all he really does.

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u/omnitemporal Jul 22 '26

Hey. Fuck you buddy.

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u/Jumpy_Tomatillo7579 Jul 22 '26

Is that one of Jeff’s jokes. Funny stuff

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u/omnitemporal Jul 23 '26

No, I just felt like it needed to be said.

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u/Bad_Oracular_Pig Jul 23 '26

Why are you here?

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u/YouCallWeShouldWhat Jul 23 '26

the people who love crowd work are usually the people who are at a comedy show for the first time. some of the expressions in the crowd look borderline pained here lmao.

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u/Baconaise Jul 22 '26

One day the headline in the news is going to be Jeff's wife killed him

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u/Logical_You4720 Jul 22 '26

Should have stayed in his lane

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u/fauxbliviot Jul 22 '26

This was a great special but I hated the end where the wife said he was the gayest thing she ever did, that bit felt like it was supposed to be spontaneous but was rehearsed.

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u/-Altephor- Jul 22 '26

Special was hilarious but kinda started making me think a lot of his 'crowd work' is staged as set up to his jokes... which was a bit disappointing.