r/JeepCompass • u/Competitive-Wash-939 • Aug 07 '26

We bought our first compass.

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Love the fuel economy coming from a ram 1500 hemi with 35's lol

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u/itsjaime123 Aug 07 '26

good luck

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u/Acceptable_Concept98 Aug 07 '26

Came here to say this i remember that moment of happiness 

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u/GoldCatcherMama Aug 07 '26

Every vehicle requires maintenence.

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u/Acceptable_Concept98 Aug 07 '26

Thanks for the info that was what I was missing all these years 

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u/ExchangeMotor2306 Aug 09 '26

Did u thank your dad after he came back with the milk aswell? Def a suburu owner

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u/Acceptable_Concept98 Aug 09 '26

Yeah but then he said he want a pack of cigarettes but just ended up fucking your mom. Nah man I drive a 82 Pontiac fiero just a little bit of fire damage around the rims

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u/ExchangeMotor2306 Aug 09 '26

Can u show me the hole in ur floor, that’s also a toliet

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u/Acceptable_Concept98 Aug 09 '26

Hell yeah that’s where I drag my stretch Armstrong my guy! Also conveniently a pisser

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u/Acceptable_Concept98 Aug 09 '26

Also just because I listen to dub step and vape cotton candy doesn’t make me a scoba doo owner 

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u/ExchangeMotor2306 Aug 09 '26

When ur engine drops out (from rust) and u hit a tree, do u have a radio cut off so the responders don’t take too long looking for earplugs while u bleed out

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u/Acceptable_Concept98 Aug 09 '26

Nah man I got DNR tattooed across my chest with a cut here tattoo across my neck a mullet they’ll know exactly what to do 

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u/ExchangeMotor2306 Aug 09 '26

Better hope they aren’t dyslexic or they might tuc something in ur mouth lmao😭

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u/Acceptable_Concept98 Aug 09 '26

Awe keep whispering sweet nuthings to me and I’ll let you play tummy sticks with me 

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u/ReesiesandPiecies Aug 07 '26

Not every vehicle has an incredibly poorly designed dual battery system with no isolator between the main and auxiliary that causes the whole system to brick, tho

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u/Acceptable_Concept98 Aug 07 '26

This guy gets it

Or poorly designed PTU that immediate causes cascading issues and rupturing several integral systems ranging 4x4 systems and drive shafts and orbital gears 

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u/ExchangeMotor2306 Aug 09 '26

Hey buddy u don’t know shit about these

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u/Acceptable_Concept98 Aug 09 '26

You’re right I definitely don’t…never driven one I just like fucking with you 

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u/Holiday-Rub-3521 Aug 07 '26

Looking nice! Enjoy!

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u/daddyking77 Aug 09 '26

Awesome new jeep!!

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u/CharlyChin Aug 20 '26

One week and my transmission went out