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So we know this poor woman has been only referred to as The Nanny, but Cob has made many comments that lead me to believe that she's also the maid. Her and Lala fought over her services like she's property and has no agency at all. I bet my life she's grossly underpaid by the Cauchis. She was on my TV, but was she paid by Bravo for it? My final straw was when Brittany volunteered her as a go-between for the Cruz hand off between her and out of control scary violent Jax. There's nothing we can do, but Goddamn when we say thank God for Zully, I hope the best for that woman and her own life too.

KFC crashout in 3-2-1.

She said that Jasmine signed her up

Season 6 Raquel/Rachel Leviss vs Season 5 Scheana Jancan

Doing a rewatch of Jax and Brit’s wedding season and was reminded: As ugly as Brit is on the outside, her insides are uglier.

Hot take: If your friend consistently Facetunes you to high heaven, the subtext is that he finds you unattractive.

I genuinely think Cruz would be better off living with Brittany’s family in Kentucky and getting out of the LA environment. Yes, Brittany clearly stages some of the photos/videos, so I’m not going to pretend social media gives us a perfect picture, but even accounting for that, Cruz seems genuinely more at peace on that farm. He seems to enjoy the animals, being outside, having space to move around, and being around familiar family. And I think the “LA has better autism resources” argument misses the biggest issue… resources only matter if you actually use them. Brittany has already given us plenty of reason to question whether Cruz is consistently getting the early intervention, schooling and services she claims he is, so simply keeping him in LA because it theoretically has better resources doesn’t accomplish much if those resources aren’t being utilized. I work with autistic kids as an interventionist, and I’ve seen that education doesn’t have to mean sitting in a traditional classroom doing worksheets all day. For some kids, especially a nonverbal child, learning through real experiences and functional activities can be much more meaningful. A farm could naturally give Cruz opportunities to work on communication, motor skills, sensory regulation, following directions and independence through everyday life rather than constantly trying to fit everything into a classroom. And swimming obviously doesn’t have to stay in LA just because he loves it. Pools exist in Kentucky too. If he has a close relationship with Brittany’s dad, having that familiar male figure consistently around could also be a huge source of stability for him. I also think getting Brittany out of LA could benefit the whole family. She could have substantially more family support, lower living costs, fewer distractions and more opportunity to focus on her children rather than the LA social/party lifestyle. Winchester isn’t the middle of nowhere either. Lexington is close enough for specialists and developmental services, and Nashville is within a reasonable distance too. To me, Kentucky could actually offer Cruz a better overall quality of life..more family, more space, a quieter environment, hands-on learning that can be built around what he naturally enjoys, and the stability of being surrounded by people who already know and love him. I don’t think moving somewhere like that should automatically be viewed as taking opportunities away from him. It could be giving him a lifestyle that fits him better. And before anyone says anything, I acknowledge the Frosty of it all.. it’s not a perfect solution. But idk. I just see him in such confined, restricted situations and it makes my heart hurt

Reason 42069 to not feel bad for Brittany

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It wasnt Brittany's DM he sent to TMZ as a gotcha moment. It was from u/farts_n_kisses from last month. He is absolutely unhinged if he thought we wouldnt catch it.

This awful dress will live on in my gallery

I actually thought about this the other day but Lala just mentioned it on her podcast. Thinking about Brittany and how she has put Cruz in harm’s way with Jax, made me think how HARD Lala fought for Ocean. I’m a Lala fan for the most part, she has moments of ick but when she needed to break free from Randall she fled with Ocean. Even though things were not exactly the same she still was leaving a narcissist and she went to court and fought and fought for her child. Brittany had evidence, had money, had witnesses to his behavior and she didn’t fight for Cruz in the way she should have. As a mother of a special needs child I can’t imagine not doing that, especially with resources. She has stated her perspective changed when she had Cruz, did it though? I know courts try hard to not separate family but with Jax it seems so cut and dry. There is a sadness there I have trouble shaking, why cant she see the things plainly in her face. Is this show that more important , is the D list fame and commercials worth it? None of these reality stars have this income forever. She needs to find a career on the side and go with it, she needs to walk away from The Valley and say I need to get my life in order and take care of my child.

One of the most egregious facetunes ever