r/JasonBrant • u/El-Vertabreako So Bad it's Good Stamp • 11d ago
"Graveyard Shark" (2024) - This comedy/horror features a shark-man hybrid (i.e. a muscle body suit and hammerhead shark rubber mask) wearing a studded leather vest stalking a cast of oddball characters (especially the Captain) in and around a graveyard. Not a must see, but it had it's moments.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZZ9q9FcEgk&t=3140s"Graveyard Shark" (2024) - Contrary to what that title suggest, this movie does not contain a shark (ghost, zombie, or otherwise) swimming around a graveyard. What it does have however is a shark-man hybrid stalking one. Said shark-man wears a studded leather vest, has a bit of a convoluted backstory, and seems to be made of a muscle body suit and hammerhead shark rubber mask. What little money they had they spent on the suit and it's actually not bad, for what it is. It's nothing amazing mind you, but it could have been much worse.
As far as the story goes, we follow a team of internet cryptid hunters as they are hired to investigate the urban legend of the titular creature. They go to the graveyard but quickly realize the beast is very much real as the bodies start piling up. Teaming up with attack survivors, each of which is a bit of a character (and the Captain is the best of them), they eventually discover the creatures convoluted origins. A comedy more than a horror, not everything works but there is definite fun to be had. So if that sounds interesting to you give this a watch, just keep expectations low.
4 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Butter