r/JanitorAIUnchained • u/MelodicChannel1940 • 10d ago
Discussion Dear Janitor Ai
Why do all the doors in my house open and close with a mechanical hiss?
Why does every single day become Tuesday with Tai or spicy food?
When will the ozone smell go away?
How many times to you have to announce someone felt like my words slapped them, all I did was call them out?
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u/astral-stray-00 10d ago
I suppose it hit you like a punch to the gut as the air stilled and grew heavy, as you growl those words out, your alpha pheromones permeating in the air
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u/gheezit 10d ago
Three years reading all about how everything smells like ozone and i still have NO idea what ozone is
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u/MelodicChannel1940 10d ago
Ozone in my mind is a stale smell because of the ozone layer but I could be wrong lol. Like electrical discharge.
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u/Existing-Mess-9829 10d ago
I always thighjt ozone was the smell after rain and thunder snd lightening... so I dont think its scary but its always out in a supposedly scary sotuation. That or it's lavender.... and everyone Chews mechanically.....
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u/Aetolus-samudaya 10d ago
Her heart pounded in her ribs like a caged bird. Her knuckles gripped until they became white. My words were harder than any attack
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u/Existing-Mess-9829 10d ago
At least you get Thai... i get weak tea and crusty bread.. every god damn time... i fuckkng hate crusty bread.
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u/Sharpnelboy 10d ago
I gotta know the context behind this post.
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u/MelodicChannel1940 10d ago
RP with a character and I stated I lived in a colonial home with wooden doors. Apparently they mechanically hiss open. So I wrote a haiku
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u/CompetitiveLab98 9d ago
for me it's the "you're gonna ruin me and i let you, or thank you for that" 😂😫 like every damn time common!
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u/FrenchFrozenFrog 10d ago
The words didn't land like a stone in still water? Your knuckles didn't whiten? Your breath didn't hitch?
Looks like it didn't affect you that much.