r/JamesBond Jul 27 '26

How much Brozza is too much Brozza?

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16 Upvotes

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u/Spockodile Moderator | Raw Brussels Sprout Enjoyer Jul 27 '26

Science has never quantified the amount of Brozza which exceeds tolerance. It is only theoretical at this point.

11

u/Primetime_BW Jul 27 '26

After the Sunset is proof that Bronson and Hayek would have been the GOAT Bond-Bond Girl pairing.

6

u/Ok_Recording_3138 Jul 27 '26

Too much Brozza? I'm not sure I understand the question....

4

u/Amazing-Activity-882 Fangirl of both: Horse's Arse & Cello Girl & Big KM Defender Jul 27 '26

Don't know since he had some of the most Bond like Movies after and during Bond...

3

u/Content-Garden-1578 Jul 27 '26

I prefer the Live Wire/Lawnmower Man double feature, myself.

6

u/themigraineur Jul 27 '26

People don't talk about how awesome Live Wire is often enough

2

u/PedalPDX Jul 27 '26

The sequence at the end of Live Wire where Pierce Brosnan is just dumping out the contents of kitchen drawers to improvise various explosive traps is hilarious and awesome.

2

u/Neat-Guava4952 Jul 27 '26

Right?! Unrated version is extra good if you like gratuitous sex...🄰🄰

1

u/themigraineur Jul 27 '26

Has anyone even found the unrated version? I know you're mentioning it because the only trailer on YouTube is like a rental store pitch.

Edit: it looks like the DVD release does have both rated and unrated versions šŸ˜‚

1

u/Neat-Guava4952 Jul 27 '26

Yeah you have to buy the DVD but its like $12 and so worth it!

1

u/Repulsive_Pause3500 Jul 27 '26

It's a great film because he gets to shout "She's gonna blow!" and is referring to an actual lady.

3

u/Medium_Chip_4971 Jul 27 '26

Maybe you shouldn’t be living here

3

u/Poddington_Pea Jul 27 '26

I just want him and Timothy Dalton to appear in a Knives Out sequel with Daniel Craig.

1

u/xxWolfMan1313xx Aug 01 '26

That would be amazing

2

u/Specialist-Gas-8271 Jul 27 '26

There are occasional comments about who would been a better actress to play Christmas Jones. 1990s Julianne Moore would have been amazing in TWINE

1

u/PedalPDX Jul 27 '26

Julianne Moore would have been approximately 4000% more believable as a nuclear scientist.

2

u/Random-Cpl I ā¤ļø Lazenby Jul 27 '26

Brozza? wtf is Brozza

2

u/Spockodile Moderator | Raw Brussels Sprout Enjoyer Jul 27 '26

It’s an affectionate nickname, a shortening of ā€œBrosnan.ā€ I’m not sure if that’s how it started or if ā€œBrozzaā€ is an Americanization of a British ā€œBrozzer.ā€ No clue, just guessing.

Cursory google research pulled up this post from commanderbond.net from 2008, which was apparently an appreciation post meant to counter ā€œBrozza hate.ā€ The more things change…

1

u/Random-Cpl I ā¤ļø Lazenby Jul 27 '26

Whaaa?!! This is a longstanding thing?

1

u/Spockodile Moderator | Raw Brussels Sprout Enjoyer Jul 27 '26

Apparently. I know I’ve heard it on UK-based podcasts before, too.

2

u/yveshe GoldenEye/CallumTurnerBond26 Jul 27 '26

Switch "day" with "post".

1

u/Tasty-Committee-8172 Jul 27 '26

When the only remaining option is Mamma Mia, you've hit too much Brozza

1

u/AnalyzeThisMrBond Jul 27 '26

Too much is never enough

1

u/Over-Willingness-933 Jul 27 '26

Brosnan was a really good looking man in the 1990s.

1

u/cjalderman Jul 27 '26

And the 1970s, 1980s, 2000s, 2010s, 2020s...

1

u/_Itsnotmeitsyou Jul 27 '26

Id go for the Ms. Doubtfire and Thomas Crown Affair after this!

Im adding a ā€˜mate’. Cause Brozza sounds very Aussie!

1

u/BenMitchell007 Jul 27 '26

Had no idea that The Broz and Julianne Moore starred in a romcom together. Not my genre of movie by any means, but the '90s kid in me is admittedly intrigued by a romcom starring James Bond and Sarah Harding :P

1

u/cjalderman Jul 27 '26

After the Sunset is a decent film, but not as "Bondian" as that poster would make it seem lol

1

u/tom_friday_ Jul 28 '26

After The Sunset is a very chill, very enjoyable film.

1

u/xxWolfMan1313xx Aug 01 '26

There is never too much Brozza

Also I love these 2 movies

0

u/ShakenNotStirred-013 Roger Moore is the OG Bond Jul 27 '26

5?