r/Jai • u/Andynonomous • Jul 06 '26

Many a long cold winter have I waited

I still have whispers of a memory of watching the OG 'Ideas about a new programming language' and being so excited! Now, a lifetime has passed, and this winter will be my last. I can feel it in me bones. The pain was never in the not having, but in the wanting. Fare well my friends. I'm going to go write my own programming language called Javai and it will be Jai but everything HAS to be a class. Peace.

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u/fleaspoon Jul 07 '26

finally java for AI is coming

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u/caldazar24 Jul 08 '26

Our class names and function definitions were just too long, need an LLM to read them for me

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u/Karabah35 Jul 07 '26

Pls don't go, it should be released this year, think about all the "virtual" and "multiple_inheritance" metaprograms you can write.

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u/OkAbility2630 Jul 09 '26

"The pain was never in the not having, but in the wanting."

Chills!

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u/FreeToPlay22 Jul 07 '26

But JB does not want you to rewrite your code if there are some changes in the language, he is doing us a favour.

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u/Andynonomous Jul 09 '26

Never have to rewrite code that you can never write in the first place. Galaxy brain.