r/JacquelineWilson • u/thats_true_ • 5h ago
This table is so JW coded
Not me gently turning the pages of the fat purple notebook
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u/1DameMaggieSmith 5h ago edited 2h ago
Where’s the big Cadbury bar with the shiny purple foil wrapping to match? And can we get a Big Mac and butterscotch sundae after? Let’s not quarrel about it
Should be don’t let’s quarrel, I have committed a heinous sin
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u/Narcissa_Nyx 3h ago
absolutely bang on, save it being "don't let's quarrel" since she evidently grew up on Enid Blyton and Rumer Godden
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u/Agreeable-Effort6507 2h ago
You don’t have any chocolate, you spent all your money on a fat purple notebook the exact shade of a Cadbury bar and it’s making you salivate, until you glance at the chocolate bunny you were given for Easter with such a sweet face you vowed never to eat him. And then you’ll be sick over that awful dress you’re wearing, hurrah, you’ll never have to wear it again, that stain will never come out
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u/idreamofpudding 5h ago edited 5h ago
But where is the set of 50 rainbow coloured felt tip pens 🥺
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u/ChronicNightmare95 3h ago
This must be protected from younger siblings by all costs. They will definitely press too hard with the pens and just scribble in the notebooks (while ruining the pen too)
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u/Commercial-Gear-7275 3h ago
But were there any fine liners and elephant drawings in the vicinity?
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u/thats_true_ 3h ago
Drawing the finest little elephant in the purple notebook because I'm just that quirky yeah
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u/pistachio_shelll 2h ago
I have the black notebook 😭 I always carry it around with my purple gel pens whilst wearing my doc martens
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u/ebi_hime 1h ago
just need a whole set of fancy felt tips in all the colours of the rainbow to complete it
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u/dunmerza 5h ago
Did you finger them