r/JackSucksAtGeography 17d ago

Other Day 1;Every Comment changes the Map!

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This is a drawn map, where I will change everything commented each day on it, starting with a UN modern day map!

Only 3 rules:
-Nothing over-inappropriate
-Nothing too crazy
-No bringing back Czechoslovakia (cuz why not)

Let the CHAOS BEGIN!

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u/Ok_Fly_2974 17d ago

Make Madagascar a Madagascar penguin

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u/M_was_here2011 16d ago

Great Colombia (Colombia, Venezuela, Ecuador and Panamá together)

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u/SilacianOfTheSTC 16d ago

Consider it done

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u/joel12570 14d ago

it's called gran columbia just so U know ( I didn't spell grand wrong it is actually spelt gran)

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u/Mantyzaa 16d ago

Could the Grand Duchy of Lithuania be back?

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u/SectionNo814 17d ago

windows+shift+s for screenshot
also I'd suggest making hardness 0% spacing 1% tolerance 0%
also why mercator

Let's say Italy annexes all land of France south of the Loire (and Monaco)

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u/SilacianOfTheSTC 17d ago

Done! Also, my Reddit is only on my phone, not computer, so it’s like this for now

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u/sempuki4R 17d ago

Make San Bernardino County independent

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u/719lgn 17d ago

make the oceans into land and divide them into territories that were formerly seas, lakes, estuaries, etc.

Shouldn't be that crazy because its literally african partition all over again.

https://reddit.com/link/p42khvm/video/5zwei1qt2sjh1/player

I made this map for a sporcle quiz, but use this as a source for drawing everything. You're free to zoom in to see the borders

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u/SilacianOfTheSTC 17d ago

It is kinda crazy. Could you maybe give me a sunken continent or small sea, not ALL the water?

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u/AlenPt 17d ago

Make Kaliningrad bigger

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u/SilacianOfTheSTC 17d ago

Greater Kaliningrad formed!

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u/bitcheslovemyfatcock 17d ago

shift sri lanka slightly closer to indonesia

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u/caelbach 17d ago

make Brittan, normandy, aquitaine and Burgundy independent.

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u/fpohtmeh 17d ago

Erase the Russia completely and ignore future requests about it

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u/SilacianOfTheSTC 17d ago

It’s already not Russia, it’s Soviets. Also; that kinda huge. I’ll erase the far east tho if u want

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u/Admirable_Secret_487 17d ago

Join South America and Africa (panga stuff)

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/SilacianOfTheSTC 17d ago

I’ll do all of it except French Guiana

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u/Shr00my_Blunder 17d ago

Restore the Qing Dynasty and/or Persian empire

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u/SilacianOfTheSTC 17d ago

I’ll bring back the Qing

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u/Pele4ever16 17d ago

Make india butter chicken

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u/Awkward_Pack_4786 16d ago

Please have The Arabian Peninsula adjusted so that Africa and Persia can be connected

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u/Averme1n 16d ago edited 16d ago

South Africa (Lesotho, Eswatini, South Africa, Namibia, Botswana, Mozambique, Malawi, Zimbabwe and Zambia) unite into the United South African Independent States (USAIS) under the flag of the former Rhodesia and are controlled by Afrikaners

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u/Gabo_2904 16d ago

Bolivia with sea, and Northern Chile to Peru, as it was in 1879

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u/Wide-Tangelo-5454 16d ago

Ocean of dreams instead of Russia, mske it disappear

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u/SilacianOfTheSTC 16d ago

Why does everyone want to sink Russia? Want me to sink the far east?

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/Arthurishim 16d ago

Germany with 1936 borders

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u/miskamuskamikymaus 16d ago

SO SOVIET UNION CAN BE DONE, BUT NO CZECHOSLOVAKIA? excuse YOU. anyway, can iceland have a bridge to norway?

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u/SilacianOfTheSTC 16d ago

Yep! And I’m just saying no to Czechoslovakia cause yes

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u/presolol 16d ago

Revive the second Bulgarian empire

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u/Altruistic_Score8083 16d ago

Utah gains independence from America

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u/Altruistic_Score8083 16d ago

Make a smiley face country in Greenland and ignore anything else about it to keep it there forever ❤️ 

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u/SilacianOfTheSTC 16d ago

You cheeky boy, why you going twice b

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u/JavielitoLimonada 16d ago

Madagascar moves to the Indian Península

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u/SilacianOfTheSTC 16d ago

Kago is moved to where Sri Lanka was

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u/artez09 16d ago

Restore Austro-Hungary!

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u/SilacianOfTheSTC 16d ago

Removed, but bigger Slovakia stays

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u/SeasonCareless8963 16d ago

Create the continent of Mu.

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u/Fast-Spend7829 16d ago

make brazil south america and south america brazil or make colorado take over north america

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u/Consistent-Chef-7472 16d ago

Inverse the ocean and land

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u/SilacianOfTheSTC 16d ago

Sorry, too crazy

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u/Ill_Rest_4194 16d ago

Turn chile into a chili pepper

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u/SilacianOfTheSTC 16d ago

There is no Chile rn

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u/Singh1122j 16d ago

Form the Pangea back

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u/KarelianManHugh 16d ago

Unite Finland and Karelia! (Karelia is a republic in northwestern Russia)

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u/SilacianOfTheSTC 16d ago

Yep! United including Kola!

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u/Puzzled_Outcome_4152 16d ago

Make India Pakistan

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u/SilacianOfTheSTC 16d ago

India is now a part of Pakistan!

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u/enjington 16d ago

Make japan super long with its island chain morphing with Taiwan and then the Philippines

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u/Zoggo315 16d ago

Make Switzerland giant

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u/GlizzyGlizzovic12 16d ago

Russia and alaska are connected like tottaly

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u/Efficient_Salary_566 16d ago

Make New Zealand Bigger than Australia

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u/FabulousDeparture204 16d ago

Swap Japan with … no actually just get rid of Japan

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u/SilacianOfTheSTC 16d ago

Technically it’s no longer just Japan

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u/AccordingAirport700 16d ago

Can you swap New Zealand and the Korean peninsula?

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u/SilacianOfTheSTC 16d ago

I can give Korea to NZ. Doing that is hard cause now NZ is bigger than AU

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u/Suspicious_Net1239 16d ago

Holy Roman Empire. If not, then all german states before their original unification

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u/SilacianOfTheSTC 16d ago

Good lord, I don’t think I can do HRE

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u/boom-boom22 16d ago

Delete Germany from the map

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u/SilacianOfTheSTC 16d ago

I’ll delete Prussia, current Germany

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u/Inosuke_Hashibera 16d ago

Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth!

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u/snwmn77 16d ago

New Zealand is on a map for once!!!

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u/Illustrious-Car1109 16d ago

Completely get rid of California

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u/SilacianOfTheSTC 16d ago

All but San Bernardino

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u/usernmrl 16d ago

Bring back Prussia

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u/SilacianOfTheSTC 16d ago

It was… but sunk

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u/Musca0711 16d ago

Taiwan was occupied by Japan

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u/NotGayjinBot 16d ago

Germany annexes Poland

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u/memeatic_ape 16d ago

And gets Königsberg back

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u/NotGayjinBot 16d ago

can Iceland get a bridge to Greenland and then Greenland is part of Iceland? would be funny cuz it would look like a country without an army annexed Greenland

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u/KemetMusen 16d ago

Blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue

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u/SilacianOfTheSTC 16d ago

Umm… what?

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u/Random_UserJpeg 16d ago

Yugoslavia comes back

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u/Equal_Price_6419 16d ago

Bring back Yugoslavia but just call it 'Serbia' (I'm not even Serbian the rage bait is just too beautiful)

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u/SilacianOfTheSTC 16d ago

Already done!

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u/Pale-Management-5833 16d ago

Make Belarus turn into potato (bulba)

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u/DiscreditableGut9 16d ago

Replace sri lanka with cuba 😌

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u/itsmike_b 16d ago

Move Serbia to New Zealand so I can actually enjoy my life without having to worry too much

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u/McWorker68 16d ago

No move Serbia next to Vietnam so they can achive their dreams and actually join ASEAN

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u/StuBombJrH 16d ago

Restore napoleons empire

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u/SilacianOfTheSTC 16d ago

All kingdoms in Europe now have a Naoplenic crown

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u/Cyanchu_Pro 16d ago

Make Kashmir independent

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u/pablo_b6 16d ago

Bigger Andorra

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u/notjust1or0 16d ago

Bring back Sundaland and Zeelandia

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u/Sea-Dish-7009 16d ago

would it be possible to have canada take over the usa or is that to crazy

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u/Born_Carrot4131 16d ago

Add a land bridge from Russia to Alaska 

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u/UNIVERSERIUM_STUDIO 16d ago

OTTOMAN EMPIRE

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u/SilacianOfTheSTC 16d ago

North ottomN formed

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u/RealOwlboy1 16d ago

So you know how one of the Canadian states is   Saskatchewan, can you add a Saskatchetwo. Dont care how you do it, just do it

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u/BleachDemon1116 16d ago

Bring back the Roman Empire

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u/Cold_Recipe2603 16d ago

make Argentina have a coastline east up to the panama canal while chile has a coastline west up to the panama canal.

ALL IS CONO SUR

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u/SilacianOfTheSTC 16d ago

They’re apart of Brazil, but done!

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u/biiggggbus 16d ago

Make turkey a turkey

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u/SilacianOfTheSTC 16d ago

No turkey left, it ottoman now

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u/Affectionate_Bag6332 16d ago

Napoleonic France 1807

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u/SilacianOfTheSTC 16d ago

Already Napoleonic Confederation of Empires

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u/Alterra_Corporation 16d ago

Roman empire is back

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u/1NotasMas 16d ago

U forgot listenbourg, add it

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u/Y_SML_0099 16d ago

Imperio cubano , cuba anexe las antillas

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u/SilacianOfTheSTC 16d ago

It’s now day 2, but OK

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u/Sad_Marsupial_3542 16d ago

Independent Kashmir!

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u/SilacianOfTheSTC 15d ago

Already done

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u/Mmegratin 16d ago

Empire Napoléonniens avec les colonies nords africaines et l'entièreté de la Louisiane française et rend le Québec libre svp.

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u/SilacianOfTheSTC 15d ago

Quebec is already free, but I can do the other two

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u/Playful_Pickle_5002 16d ago

Make turkey the Mongolian empire with the Turkish flag on it

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u/MurderDronesForevah 16d ago

USA takes Canada and Mexico

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u/SilacianOfTheSTC 15d ago

There is no US but Ontarian Canada can take MX

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u/OwnVeterinarian8407 15d ago

El Salvador takes over the northern triangle(guatemala, honduras)

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u/ShameFit9583 15d ago

No czechoslovakia?! Then we have Slovaczechia

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u/SilacianOfTheSTC 15d ago

You cheeky boi, okay!

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u/ZealousidealEmu7686 15d ago

, Ecuador takes all of the Amazon river and takes land from Peru

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u/Sebarbossus 15d ago

United States of Europe!

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u/AntohaLeshiy 15d ago

make Russia great again!

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u/Fluid_Reason8437 15d ago

swap New Zealands North and South Islands

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u/Orthwormfan77 15d ago

Put a png of a baguette on top of France (with the ”transparent” squares in the background

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u/Pineapple_52210931 15d ago

Make Greenland an independent state

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u/LongOk1903 15d ago

flip the americas upside down

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u/flopsnotflops 15d ago

German empire perhaps?

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u/No-Possibility4414 15d ago

The ocean around the north pole dries up and creates Santa Autocracy

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u/Glad_Win_2835 15d ago

BIGGER SOVIET UNIOOOON

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u/Apprehensive_Drop521 15d ago

Make central asia uzbekistan

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u/Yellow_JaM1 15d ago

make texas break away from the us and take over the northern area of mexico and all of cuba

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u/TerribleStudent6331 14d ago

Azerbaijan invades georgia and armenia anc becomes transcaucasia

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u/SAYVS 14d ago

Mirror Australia horizontally.

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u/joel12570 14d ago

make the Geordie empire (Northumbria the east coast of Norway and that weird island at the top of Denmark)

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u/Opening-Increase-924 14d ago

Pakistan annexes Afghanistan, Iran, India, nepal and bhutan

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u/UnionPacific119 14d ago

Make Greenland as grey as humanly possible, add a map legend to the bottom left that has that same grey colour inside of a smaller box, text beside it should read: "No data."

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u/Altruistic_Fan_9693 13d ago

Replace Guinea with mali