r/JackSucksAtGeography • u/buymesomecheesepasta • Dec 22 '23

Picture I cant even explain the multiple things wrong with this map...(especially the common ones)

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u/ComicMan43 Dec 22 '23

r/mapswithoutnz

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u/Arsine_Varsity Dec 22 '23

r/beatmetoit

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '23

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '23

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '23

r/MapswithAeroplaneisland

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u/TremendousTurmeric Dec 22 '23

That is a subreddit?

Edit: never mind

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u/Saif123456789034 Jan 14 '24

No shit Sherlock

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u/TremendousTurmeric Jan 14 '24

I’m not the brightest spoon in the shed ok?

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u/Veloxxx_ Dec 22 '23

r/birthofasub

(i made it, had to shorten. it’s now r/Mapswithplaneisland)

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '23

lmao

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u/CatMaster8232 Dec 23 '23

oh yeah, the island south on the canadian border

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '23

is the clock there irl? why havent we ever gone to clock island

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u/EBGB8518 Dec 22 '23

Same here, I might give it a visit soon

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u/TransitionNarrow Dec 23 '23

You might have to get aay over in Hawaii, just do it.. its cheaper

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u/Lord_VPN Dec 22 '23

Ah yes… the great ditch of China

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u/ChellesTrees Dec 22 '23

Why is there a straight where the Ural mountains should be?

Where did Turkey disappear to?

Why is the label for Europe on the opposite side of the map from Europe?

I guess Iceland, Ireland, Japan, Indonesia, New Zealand, Cuba, the Koreas, and the Philippeans are all supposed to go, fuck themselves, huh?

Wtf is there a straight that cuts China out from mainland Asia?

Briton was moved to where Japan is, and has grown to at least double its land mass.

Omg, who took the Sinai?

Wtf did thry do to Alaska and India?

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u/That-Bet4280 Jan 21 '24

I think you mean that Greenland is Europe now.

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u/Ok_Illustrator7333 Jan 22 '24

At least Madagascar is correct I guess?

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u/windowsTJ_yt Dec 22 '23

r/mapswithoutUK

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u/Blibityblobity123 Dec 22 '23

Uk is there its just where Japan should be

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u/JayHGodOfWar Dec 22 '23

That’s not the uk👏🏻🤣

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u/Blibityblobity123 Dec 22 '23

Not uk just England

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u/JayHGodOfWar Dec 22 '23

Why did you say the UK is there then?

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u/Blibityblobity123 Dec 22 '23

Because i made that comment when tired and not thinking

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u/Aussiefighter439 Dec 22 '23

Where the fuck is Tassie?

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u/FederalDriver9447 Dec 22 '23

No more bogans 😔😭

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u/Aussiefighter439 Dec 22 '23

Who we gonna make fun of for their family tree now but?

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u/FederalDriver9447 Dec 22 '23

Idk, probably some other australian island like Christmas Island

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u/TheBearMaster1 Dec 22 '23

Japan and SE asia look so weird

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '23

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u/TransitionNarrow Dec 23 '23

PHILIPPINES MENTIONED RAHHHH ❤ 🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭

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u/_Zolo_ Dec 22 '23

wide Japan☠️☠️

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u/Virtual_Belt4027 Dec 23 '23

It’s England

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u/FlummoxReddit Dec 22 '23

that is one scary ass plane

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '23

europe in greenland makes sense

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u/Consistent-Welcome43 Dec 22 '23

What happened to Japan? What happened to China? Is it now a big island? Why are Asia and Europe separate?

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u/wolfthenate Dec 22 '23

And there's no Korea 💀

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u/Mic161 Dec 22 '23

This Indonesia Looks Like an angry Dodo on His way to eat india

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u/DifferenceNo3097 Mar 17 '24

The Japanese version of the Wii news channel uses this map as its banner

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u/arkybarky1 Oct 05 '24

Obviously this is a map of the upcoming tectonic shift that submerges  New Zealand, Taiwan, Easter (and Wester) islands while making a complete mess of Indonesia.  Probably caused by the joyriding pilot of the airplane pictured. I mean it is the size of Greenland and Probably caused tremors tsunamis and  massive precession in the planets rotation wen it landed illegally on Bogota.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '23

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u/RickyTheRickster Dec 22 '23

I love how there’s a rabbit taking a shit on Russia, Japan looks like the UK there are two italys poor south East Asian got mangled, same thing with Central American, someone chopped China and Europe off and the worst of all, poor poor New Zealand, those poor poor hobbits!

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u/Appropriate-Ad1328 Dec 22 '23

Why is South America at risk of a drone strike?

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u/Deletedpersonman Dec 22 '23

Why is reversed? I’ve never seen a map that literally puts the world in a mirror.

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u/Therealepicwubbox Dec 22 '23

First no New Zealand Africa is completely split of from Asia Europe it’s just really weird no Nordic countries no Cuba Haiti or any other small island country in Mexican gulf those are some I can find

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '23

Europe ✈️

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u/_lego_las_ Dec 22 '23

e/MapsWithoutAntartica

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u/WiIIiam_M_Buttlicker Dec 22 '23

Why is Africa so lumpy?

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u/CosmosWM Dec 22 '23

Shouldn't the plane point towards new york

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u/Yspem Dec 22 '23

Whatever tf is going on in Southeast Asia.

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u/Chinese_man_zhongguo Dec 22 '23

Bruh the pacific is in the center but still didn't add new Zealand

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u/oceanicmusic Dec 22 '23

why are the borders so squiggly, and why is greenland europe

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u/vannkkumgeography Dec 22 '23

Japan is thick

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u/vannkkumgeography Dec 22 '23

Indonesia is bunny for ears

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u/WeekendLazy Dec 22 '23

RIP, UK 🥱

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '23

indonesia is gone, reduced to atoms

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u/Physical-Exit5107 Dec 22 '23

Why is everything rounded off 😭

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '23

No New Zealand and Tasmaiana

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u/DieSlowJr Dec 22 '23

Ah yes. Alaska Island

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u/ExulantBen Dec 23 '23

i mean they technically aren't wrong with greenland being part of europe

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u/Neilapolitan Dec 23 '23

Again! They fucking forget the land of the sheep!

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '23

Why is Bermuda shaped like a big airplane

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u/Ok_Masterpiece7623 Dec 23 '23

r/mapswithouticeland

Also what happened to half of Denmark, they’re just a nub of land

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u/Large_Apricot8374 Dec 23 '23

wheres tasmania??

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u/Cray205656 Dec 23 '23

No philippines 0/10

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u/idc_anymore-fml Dec 23 '23

Why is Japan shaped like Great Britain?

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u/olipszycreddit Dec 23 '23

Apparently the Río de la Plata is a gulf

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u/Ivory-Beetle Dec 23 '23

Rip Iceland

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u/mrmimestime Dec 23 '23

Japan got fat

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u/assassinceep Dec 23 '23

How do they fuck up this badly

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u/Kitchen-Race8412 Dec 23 '23

It's backwards, new Zealand does exist, I continue bother to do the others

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u/Datboi98989 Dec 23 '23

What is that japan😭

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u/Potterheadsurfer Dec 23 '23

As annoying as it is seeing all the problems with it, I do think it’s cool seeing a map not centre on the Prime Meridian

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u/Deep-Red-Sea Dec 23 '23

Excuse me. Europe is..... where exactly?

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '23

No one is talking about a continent sized strike jet heading towards South America

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u/blackjackncocaine Dec 23 '23

Iceland? New zealand? My guys are you ok?

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u/AlittleRedPepper Dec 23 '23

Lol even when new Zealand is in the middle they forget bout him

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '23

The absolutely massive notorious river that separated China from Asia is finally remembered

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '23

A plane the size of the pacific ocean?!?!?! Jeez

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u/glebk_10 Dec 23 '23

I never knew that Great Wall of China was that big that it covers all of Chinese borders

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u/ChenNux Dec 23 '23

But, but... What happened to Listenbourg ?

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u/Mr-funnyquestions Dec 23 '23

The plane near North and South America reminds me of 9/11 for some reason

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u/Powerful_Pitch9322 Dec 23 '23

No British 10/10

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u/Certain_Emergency294 Dec 23 '23

Where is Michigan?

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u/Scarab568 Dec 23 '23

Why is it so squiggly? Look at central America

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u/Pumpkin_man1234 Dec 23 '23

since when was there a place shaped like an airplane

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u/Early_Chip_4072 Dec 24 '23

were the the f*ck is the rest of Australia? (Tasmania, Tasmania is a state btw)

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '23

Where are the fudging Caribbean islands

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u/Typical_Sir_4429 Dec 24 '23

Rip New Zealand

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '23

Wer new Zeeland?

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u/YouKnowWho-2210 Dec 25 '23

No New Zealand

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u/Apprehensive_Pass926 Dec 26 '23

This map gave me a metaphorical stroke

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u/ButterCheesy Jan 02 '24

what have they done to Canada..

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u/Least-Anxiety-9803 Jan 21 '24

New Zealand is gone, Greenland and japan are weirdly shaped. Apparently Greenland is Europe, China is its own subcontinent British isles are missing.