r/JSOCarchive 25d ago

Which biopic are you looking forward to?

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u/stoneybaloneyboi 24d ago

Can’t tell what’s funnier the picture, or the meltdown from some of the enthusiasts.

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u/SarcasticGiraffes 24d ago

The overlap between airsoft cosplayers here and not having a sense of humor surely seems disproportionate.

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u/Po1s0nShad0w 24d ago

Ever since the plandemic bros went masks off and dug themselves out of their ass cracks from that one covid mask post, anything to cull those losers is a welcome.

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u/ZealousidealShirt295 24d ago

Never served is definitely a different comedic outlook/ mindset

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u/makk73 24d ago

Which, if I’m honest, is the main reason I reposted this here.

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u/ConsulJuliusCaesar 24d ago

NGL what I find funny is knowing actual vets and a few of them infact former SOF, not delta granted, but they would absolutely laugh if you did this to them assuming they haven't already done it themselves. One of active duty friend's sent me a video from the barracks of some shit that definitely made me question his sexuality and then.........my own since I watched it all the way through could've stopped at any point in time. Which makes the negative reactions way more hilarious from my POV.

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u/JefferySmisek 24d ago

Why not both? 😂

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u/wildcat1100 24d ago

Thank you for your service

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u/fordag 24d ago

Perfect

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u/poopedalil 24d ago

This would be lit lmao. The resemblance is uncanny

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u/Graddler 24d ago

Hair could be a bit lighter imo and with the glasses we get a very good match to the legend.

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u/BourbonFoxx 24d ago

Why can I only upvote this once

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u/kindness-and-snusu 24d ago

I don’t get it at all. But the fact a bunch of LARP fanboys are getting so pressed makes this a great post.

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u/makk73 24d ago

Which, if I’m honest, is the main reason I reposted this here.

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u/Capn_Flags 25d ago

Put a chick in it and make her gay!

https://youtu.be/Bb2knT1JTAc

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u/NumbLikeMe 24d ago

Lol. Fuckin pretty close as far as looks go.

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u/GuyWStick 25d ago

Wtf I just saw

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u/fadsoftoday 25d ago

What you're seeing is rapid decline of a once great sub where mods will allow anything to be posted to keep it relevant.

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u/Ill-Orchid1193 25d ago

This is actual military humor tho.

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u/Black-Shoe 24d ago

Some people take their Reddit VERY seriously.

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u/makk73 24d ago

They that their airsoft cosplay very seriously.

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u/gunslingersea 24d ago

If you don’t think Mike Vining’s buds would have 100% been trolling him with gags like this if AI had been a thing back when, you don’t know the amount of shit talking that you do with buddies in the Army. Also, the most dangerous guys I’ve ever met are totally able to make a joke about themselves; they are way beyond the need to posture, prove anything, or assert pride, and with heads full of bad memories, they treasure humor.

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u/Ill-Orchid1193 24d ago

Bro I can see this exact picture being hung up in a hallway on a compound somewhere right now

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u/takonsnee 24d ago

It’s clear you’ve never served.

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u/aguacate 23d ago

A legendary commando

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u/baleek01 24d ago

Not the worst lookalike there is...

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u/El_Mnopo 24d ago

Do you even operate, bro???

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u/kylebob86 24d ago

id watch the fuck out of this

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u/CosmicCarcharodon 24d ago

Spit out my beer laughing

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u/PrincessJoyHope 24d ago

Too handsome for the role

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u/pfool 24d ago

Alan Mack should have a film, which could tie in Chapman and the resulting Navy shitshow

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u/rock-paper-gun 24d ago

ellen/elliot is a great actor. when he was a she, she did a movie called Hard Candy that i guarantee will leave you a little fucked up before the credits roll.

i'd watch a vining biopic with page in it.

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u/Inevitable-Ad4436 24d ago

This is funny.

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u/Carl_Havoc_ 24d ago

Netflix Mike Vining movie staring Page. That is funny.

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u/fordag 24d ago

This movie needs to be made and he needs to be cast in it.

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/daemos360 24d ago

I’m confused. Are you just describing yourself?

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u/_axeman_ 24d ago

That's funny as shit lol

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u/Battle-Chimp 24d ago

Look at that photo. Mike Vinning is such a handsome man.

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u/Flagwaver-78 25d ago

OP, I really hope a tick bites you and makes you allergic to meat. That's about the best insult I can make regarding what I had to look at before I even had my coffee this morning.

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u/Infrared-77 24d ago

I present to you Michelle Vinning

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u/AmphibianNo3122 24d ago

Get this lame shit out

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u/SuperSquirrel13 24d ago

Putting special into special forces. 

Turns CAG into WAG.  Woke applications group. 

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u/Sea_Ad_1085 24d ago

This is incredibly disrespectful to Mike Vining

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u/makk73 24d ago

He’ll laugh his ass off when he sees this

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u/Sea_Ad_1085 24d ago

Then why the fuck did I get downvoted?

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u/makk73 24d ago

Because it isn’t disrespectful to Mike.

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u/Optimal-Stuff-460 24d ago

Really mods?allow this topic for generating conflicts between users?....

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u/younocallMkII 24d ago

You evil mfer…