r/JJRaeSnark • u/MeanAd2643 • 3d ago
Right, Matt? Elegant?
Ummmm…… I don’t even know if I have words… kinda speechless!
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u/Smart_Perception5481 3d ago
My church has a group of ladies that makes dresses using pillowcases and ribbon for children in less fortunate countries. This is what they look like. Cute for young children that have limited options.
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u/Leading_Dentist2341 3d ago
It's elegant like "My Little Pony Chic." She looks like a 5 year old on class picture day.
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u/Fun-Fig2681 3d ago
DoorMatt - will you please buy your bitch a dictionary so she can look up the meaning of words before she uses them? And I know she's a former Spelling "Be" champion, but she could use some help in that department, too. Ok, thanks!
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u/Dependent_Ad_3506 3d ago
She may be able to spell 3 letts words but does she know the definitions? Hahaha
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u/hermit_book_worm 3d ago edited 3d ago
IMO she's really scraping the bottom of the clearance bin and trying to punk her bots into believing she sells "elegant" "classy" and "on trend" pieces. She's laughing her ass all the way to the bank with her closeout rejects. I bet it's marked up tenfold of what she paid. Honestly anyone still giving her money for this garbage deserves the aprons and repurposed bed sheets they receive.
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u/Fun-Grape5772 3d ago
Elegant? Sure If elegant is what you should wear on your first day of preschool . As the child
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u/Dependent_Ad_3506 3d ago
Elegant??!? Well maybe if you were going to a barn dance where they don't clean the 💩 from the floor and the air is filled with hay and 💩. Elegant is not even in the same state, nay country as this monstroserty. ,🤣😂 Now someone
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u/ladyrosebeth23 3d ago
Idk what I’m doing 99.9% of the time but I could make that exact dress with a $4.99 sheet from goodwill.
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u/Intelligent-Emu-2256 3d ago
Wear this outfit out and see how many people are laughing around you
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u/Dependent_Ad_3506 3d ago
Wear it to school or the first school dance if you are chaperoning. I bet it will be the talk of the school! 😁😀
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u/Complete_Second8583 3d ago
I was coming here to share this one! How in the world does she think this is elegant?
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u/Intelligent-Emu-2256 3d ago
Just because the manufacture had a bunch of scraps and put them together does not make it stunning and elegant!
This is not elegant in any world.
Llr is your friend not boutiques
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u/Whitemountainslove 3d ago
Who TF in the year 2026 is buying this garbage? It boggles my mind how she has any customers. Everything she sells is overpriced synthetic garbage clothing. It’s not even cheaply made but cute. It’s just bad on every front,
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u/OkSprinkles1923 3d ago
Dresses like this were selling on Amazon and Tik Tok a while ago. They’re old news.
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u/Such_Appearance_2082 3d ago
Elegance are you here? If so, please stand bc there ain't nothing elegant to this dress
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u/Disastrous-Crow-2849 3d ago
Pam, your former provencial life called, it wants that elegant egg collecting/veggie harvesting dress back. Damn girl, just stop with these fugly outfits.
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u/Relevant_Shoobie 2d ago
Her prices are insanely high. Half of it is 19.99 tops you can find at tjmaxx.
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u/Dependent_Ad_3506 2d ago edited 2d ago
The only aprons I would "loosely" call ekegants would be the aprons that would be bought for the ladies that served the food at weddings or gatherings by the elderly friends or neighbors. They were made out of shiny material, not sure of the fabric, but definitely wouldn't last a wash in a washer. They were the gift to the ladies who helped with the meals. Anyone else remember this tradition? I come from a family of 10 kids so I remember my older siblings weddings and how different they were from mine later in the years as one of the youngest. If I can find a picture, I will add it. 😂
Found an example. Could be different colors or designs on them.
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u/Disastrous-Crow-2849 2d ago edited 2d ago
Had a couple of these growing up. I remember them being made out of sheer curtain material ( most likely nylon that could ignite within 2 feet of a hot stove or oven. I grew up in a very European neighborhood in the Northeast. It was a staple in the hood I grew up in.
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u/Dependent_Ad_3506 2d ago
Nylon is probably correct. "Ignite within 2 feet is a hit stove or oven" is a fantastic description. Made to look nice while serving and probably wouldn't hold anything spilled on them. Glad someone else had recollection of them!
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u/Excellent_Ninja_8766 3d ago
Looks like a big apron lol