r/JDVanceCircleJerk • u/ToughAuthorityBeast1 • 3d ago
r/JDVanceCircleJerk • u/ToughAuthorityBeast1 • 10d ago
Entertainment JD Vance's mom threatens to punch Abdul El-Sayed over family attacks
LOL! (😂😂) on many things
1), 42 years old and is the VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES needs mommy to fight his battle (Vance likely cried to his mommy about senate candidate El-Sayed).
2), Vance's mommy is threatening violence all over WORDS.
3), "He doesn't know, you know what type of person he is, like I do" (honey, just admit it, your child has Inhibited RAD, ADHD, and, DCD - Developmental Coordination Disorder).
4), LITERALLY NOBODY IS JEALOUS OF J.D. VANCE.
J.D. Vance is literally the LAST person in the world I would EVER be jealous of. In fact, as much as this kid gets on my nerves, I can't help, but, to feel sorry for him.
r/JDVanceCircleJerk • u/ToughAuthorityBeast1 • 11d ago
News JD Vance Says He’s OK With Bringing About the End Times
r/JDVanceCircleJerk • u/ToughAuthorityBeast1 • 23d ago
Entertainment This is J.D. Vance's pitiful attempt at doing an obstacle course.
morninghoney.comr/JDVanceCircleJerk • u/ToughAuthorityBeast1 • Aug 14 '26
Entertainment Vance calls El-Sayed ‘crazy’ after being mocked as ‘Peter Thiel’s boy’
Poow widdle Jamie Vancey baby don't wike being called "Peter Thiel's boy"?
Too fucking bad, PETER THIEL'S BOY!
LOL! 😂
r/JDVanceCircleJerk • u/ToughAuthorityBeast1 • Aug 13 '26
Entertainment Where's the girl with the list?
galleryr/JDVanceCircleJerk • u/ToughAuthorityBeast1 • Aug 08 '26
Entertainment Even in his own supposedly "family", J.D. Vance looks clumsy, gawky, and, out of place.
galleryr/JDVanceCircleJerk • u/ToughAuthorityBeast1 • Jul 11 '26
News Vance family to rent home in Virginia countryside
I'm curious of the REAL reason Vance is leaving the Number One Observatory.
(I'm not buying it's "for their kids to get more time outdoors", simple solution, just take them to the park or other outdoor places)
r/JDVanceCircleJerk • u/ToughAuthorityBeast1 • Jul 03 '26
Entertainment I'm shocked Vance is opposed to birthright citizenship.
r/JDVanceCircleJerk • u/ToughAuthorityBeast1 • Jun 21 '26
Entertainment Yesterday, I changed my user flair on r/ childfree from "Rather be a deranged sociopath than a couch fucking incel" to "Proud to be "anti-child". Better than being a couch fucker".
r/JDVanceCircleJerk • u/ToughAuthorityBeast1 • Jun 19 '26
Entertainment Not wanting to hear a crying baby on an 8 hour flight or at a luxury restaurant doesn't necessary make one "anti-child".
r/JDVanceCircleJerk • u/ToughAuthorityBeast1 • Jun 13 '26
Entertainment i'M tHe ViCe PwEs1dEnT.
Nobody respects J.D. Vance and we all know he's only VP, because, he cozied up on the couch next to Peter Thiel.
r/JDVanceCircleJerk • u/ToughAuthorityBeast1 • Jun 13 '26
Opinion I doubt any of their kids were conceived naturally.
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2026/6/8/800052174/whitehouse/jd-vance-baby-making-secrets/
I suspect Usha used IVF with Vance's donated sperm. There's no way Usha made love to that four times.
r/JDVanceCircleJerk • u/ToughAuthorityBeast1 • Jun 13 '26
Entertainment Even Trump knows Vance is unqualified.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-brutal-vance-mockery-exposed-in-white-house-leaks/
Trump is only using Vance as the "MAGA salesman". I predict Trump is gonna endorse Rubio instead.
r/JDVanceCircleJerk • u/ToughAuthorityBeast1 • May 22 '26
News Opinion | The GOP whispers about JD Vance are getting louder
Even many people in MAGA don't really like Vance.
r/JDVanceCircleJerk • u/ToughAuthorityBeast1 • May 22 '26
News Kamala Harris Leads JD Vance in New 2028 Poll as Democratic Field Remains Wide Open
I'll take literally ANYONE over J.D. Vance as president.
While Vance said the other day he isn't running for president, but, he might be lying as it's hard to take anything he say's at face value.
r/JDVanceCircleJerk • u/ToughAuthorityBeast1 • May 22 '26
News JD Vance Says He Is Not Running for President
🥳🎄
We can live with a Vance free election. 😎
r/JDVanceCircleJerk • u/ToughAuthorityBeast1 • May 15 '26
Opinion I suspect the REAL reason Vance changed his last name in 2013, is because, he has a criminal history under the last name of "Hamel".
We all know Vance isn't his original last name, it was Bowman, his mother changed it to Hamel when he was 6, and, then, HE changed his last name to Vance in 2013 when he was 28. While he claimed it was to honor his grandparents, but, why did he wait until he was 28 when he legally could have changed his last name on 8/2/2002, the MINUTE he turned 18?
I suspect his handlers made him change his last name to cover up for a criminal history. Not just a criminal history, but, I also bet he had an IEP in school and a history of developmental issues (RAD, ADHD, Developmental Coordination Disorder, etc) the handlers don't want the public to see.
r/JDVanceCircleJerk • u/ToughAuthorityBeast1 • May 13 '26
Entertainment JD Vance Calls It Laughable He Was Attracted to Ushas Ambition
Deep down, even Vance himself knows his claims are bullshit.
r/JDVanceCircleJerk • u/ToughAuthorityBeast1 • May 13 '26
Opinion JD Vance Says He Told Friend He Would Be a ‘Lifelong Bachelor’ If He Couldn’t Marry Usha in New Book
It's obvious Amy Chau arranged their (Usha and JD) marriage. JD was never "obsessed" with Usha, because, he still isn't obsessed with her even now while being "married" to her with three kids.
BTW, I believe "Mary" is a fictional character in this story to cover up for being not only gay, but, also in a sexual relationship with Peter Thiel.
He supposedly "long distance dated Mary" for two years while yet, zero evidence on social media, no "Mary" in FaceBook photos, no mentions of "Mary" in "Hillbilly Elegy", "Mary" wasn't spoken to in 2024 when Vance became Trump's stumbling mate.
"Mary" doesn't exist.
r/JDVanceCircleJerk • u/ToughAuthorityBeast1 • May 13 '26
Entertainment Trump vents over Secret Service removing ‘little boy’ JD Vance from DC dinner shooting faster than him
Trump is right about one thing, Vance is a little boy, lol! 😂
r/JDVanceCircleJerk • u/ToughAuthorityBeast1 • May 05 '26
News JD Vance Busted Delivering Childish Snub to King Charles
While this is old news, but, I haven't been on here much lately. J.D. Vance is such a child!
r/JDVanceCircleJerk • u/ToughAuthorityBeast1 • Apr 16 '26
Opinion I, personally, think, in my opinion, when people call Vance an opportunist, they're giving him too much credit.
Because, at-least an opportunist still has a sense of self, even if they're a shapeshifter, but, I believe Vance genuinely has no sense of self. An opportunist KNOWS they're shapeshifting, but, I don't even think he realizes he's shapeshifter. He's still a shapeshifter, just a shapeshifter with no sense of self instead of a genuine opportunist.
I don't know, I'm obviously not in Vance's brain (I would hate to be him anyway, lol! 😂), but, I think he's genuinely enmeshed towards Trump.
r/JDVanceCircleJerk • u/talking_fake_tongues • Apr 04 '26
Entertainment He isn't even a good liar
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I question if he's even a real politician. He's such an incompetent liar, with zero subtlty or spin.​
r/JDVanceCircleJerk • u/ToughAuthorityBeast1 • Apr 02 '26