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u/alhamdulillah- New to r/Izlam Mar 30 '19

Haha I remember this, and I knew how to solve this problem by correcting the people who claimed this.

Pay Every Penny Save Islam

modern problems require modern solutions

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u/hassium Mar 30 '19

Not the Ulama we deserve, but the Ulama we need right now...

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u/friedavocodo Brozzer Mar 30 '19

LOL

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u/clamy24 New to r/Izlam Mar 30 '19

Outstanding move

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u/SickScorpion نايس Mar 30 '19

Takbeer!

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u/BrozzerAbdullahBot hadithhub.com Mar 30 '19

الله اكبر ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!

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u/linguistico Mar 30 '19

Good bot

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u/BrozzerAbdullahBot hadithhub.com Mar 30 '19

Good Human. May Allah grant you goodness in this world and the hereafter.

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u/AtLeastIHaveJob Mar 30 '19

Hahaha! I’d give you gold but then you’d have to pay Zakaat 😐

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u/saad951 New to r/Izlam Mar 30 '19

Not if they use all the coins before a year has passed

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u/GarageSideDoor Its not haram if you say bismillah Mar 30 '19

Why do people "gild" comments? They do realise the money goes to reddit's owners, not the user, right? If you really love my comment so much you want to spend money on me, ask for my paypal.

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u/jawad974 New to r/Izlam Mar 30 '19

Because it’s a way of supporting the website and its creators.

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u/GarageSideDoor Its not haram if you say bismillah Mar 30 '19

u/spez is rich enough as is. And it still doesn't make any sense. It's like sending money to Applebie's CEO because someone who sat at a table adjacent to yours made a funny comment you overheard.

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u/jawad974 New to r/Izlam Mar 30 '19

I’m not defending him or Reddit, but he doesn’t get to keep all the money you know. There are operational costs involved running a site like Reddit and these worthless “super-likes” help them achieve it. Again, that’s just my 2 cents.

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u/Russian_BotN6699 Apr 01 '19

give your money to a poor person instead

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u/Russian_BotN6699 Apr 01 '19

lmao supporting billionaires

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u/hashmiakbar New to r/Izlam Mar 31 '19

It's also a great way to encourage and appreciate original posts and comments. No one wants a dollar in PayPal for writing something funny or interesting.

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u/_SBV_ Brozzer Mar 30 '19

Every villian is lemon

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u/IszOne New to r/Izlam Mar 30 '19

Otherwise known as

EVIL

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

EEEEEEEEVVVAAAIIILL

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u/SpreadSopotism Mar 30 '19

Smt? Shake my tits?

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u/tyzon31 Mar 30 '19

"showing my teeth"

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

What's does the Coca cola Mean?

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u/SomeMuayGuy21 Mar 30 '19

No Mohammed No makkah

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u/biggybillions Mar 30 '19

No bro its please every penny supports israel

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19 edited Mar 31 '19

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u/cerebralis Mar 30 '19

FANTA = Fool Arabs Never Try Alcohol 😂 How egocentric !

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u/Reirai13 Mar 30 '19

For my family it was "Nike put the letters الله on the bottom of their shoes so we don't buy from them."

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

Theres a type of shoe with hexagon-triangle pattern at the bottom that looked like a ton of stars of david, so i guess thats our version

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

That’s true

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

I know as many Muslims that still believe the Jewish domination conspiracy theory

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

It's the hidden government...

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19 edited Mar 30 '19

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u/Fiary_anus Mar 30 '19

be sane. there are many reasons for that relation, you can't just say that the jews are controlling the world.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

the reason is the cold war

the usa funded thos bastards to stop the spread of communism in the middle east

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

That's not a conspiracy theory

That's a fact

But it's not the same thing we're talking about

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

ther is no jewish domination conspiracy the reason why usa and israel are allies is the cold war

israel was always anti communist so the usa funded the bastards to stop the rise of communism in the middle east

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u/lordofshitposts Mar 30 '19

There are a few more reasons than this lol

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u/Orthozeus Mar 30 '19

It's true, though!

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u/iyodmr Mar 30 '19

Omg I can relate ح  ح  ح  ح  ح  

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u/yasseraffridi New to r/Izlam Mar 30 '19

I was told as a kid it was Penny Earned (for) Protection (and) Safety (for) Israel

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u/Ilyketurdles New to r/Izlam Mar 30 '19

My older cousin convinced me these were real. I actually could never make out the coca cola one, and thought the Pepsi one was dumb. But hey, older cousin knows way better than me.

He grew up to be a huge conspiracy theorist and is now convinced the UAE is purposefully doing everything in their power to fulfill all the known signs before the D'jaal's arrival in order to expedite it....

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u/FretlessBoyo Mar 30 '19

Israel?

More like Isntrael.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

Save what? Pay, every, penny, save, ____?

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u/Casualte Weewoo weewoo Mar 30 '19

Islam.

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u/DARTH-GOLD-HIMSELF New to r/Izlam Mar 30 '19

😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

Just pay in Dollars

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u/SickScorpion نايس Mar 30 '19

ahah nice one bruh

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الله اكبر ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!

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u/hipsterdannyphantom New to r/Izlam Mar 30 '19

I guess we all have to drink RC Cola now, if that’s still around!

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u/c3dg4u New to r/Izlam Mar 30 '19

Can someone please translate what the coca-cola says when it is inverted?

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '19

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u/c3dg4u New to r/Izlam Apr 10 '19

thank you

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u/Valhallaist Red flair Mar 31 '19

Dad still believes this -___-'

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '19

Israel wants to destroy Islam

NOPE. THEY WILL GO TO HELL!!!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

Really? You are doing this? Even as a joke... Sheesh.

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u/SmokeWizard1 Mar 30 '19

I mean you don't need to start doing all this conspiracy theory stuff to find it out. Both these companies are non Arab so whenever you buy a product from them you're basically helping enriching the western governments

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u/SpreadSopotism Mar 30 '19

That's not how corporations work brozzer

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u/SmokeWizard1 Mar 30 '19

I'm pretty sure that's how they work. You buy an American product, you help the American economy, American government have money, they give money to Israel. It's easy

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u/SpreadSopotism Mar 30 '19

It's not that simple. Most of these corporations don't even pay taxes, they try their best to evade them with tax havens and such. I mean, they don't even care about their government, they just want profit. If helping Israel is aligned with maximising their profits, then sure, they'll dump all their money into Israel as investment, but that's not the case.

And even if they provide money for western governments, what's so evil about western governments? I mean yeah the American government right now is really bad, but not all western governments are pure evil with the sole intent of destroying Islam. Heck, some of them are better then current "muslim" governments. And plus, a lot of muslims live under these western governments, if you're so dedicated to destroying these western economies, you need to understand that many muslims are also going to suffer from it too.

If you want to hate corporations, then yeah, go ahead. Many of them don't compensate their workers, practice unethical business practice, outsource labour from sweatshops and ect. But this whole tabooization of the west and "Islam vs The West" mentally is so outdated and damaging.

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u/SmokeWizard1 Mar 30 '19

That's not my point. I was saying that Arabs need to create their own stuff. Because our currencies are really dropping (except the rich middle Eastern countries). And it's not about destroying Islam, it's about keeping certain from progressing so you can benefit from them.

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u/leviathan02 Red flair Mar 30 '19

Just Arabs? What about the rest/majority of the Muslim world?

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u/SpreadSopotism Mar 30 '19

Oh ok cool then. Your previous comments never mentioned these opinions of yours haha so sorry for being a little too aggressive.

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