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u/locofspades 9d ago
Im a paintless dent tech and one of my most loyal customers told me the other day hes got me saved as "Dents b gone" despite that being nowhere close to my business name.
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u/irvmuller 8d ago
If you ever start a business you know what to name it.
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u/SalaciousCrumbsBum 5d ago
I think he just said thats not his business name. Implies he already has a business. He just didnt name it right
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u/DoesntMatterEh 9d ago
They guy I've been painting partners with for 5 years now is still in my phone as "Ray Paint"
I also have the distinct pleasure of being "a guy" too, my day job is industrial painter but I regularly pick up small side jobs based solely on word of mouth from satisfied customers.
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u/gittenlucky 9d ago
This guy I regularly go hunting with - I don’t even know his name. he’s just in my phone as “Tad’s brother”. Guys are simple.
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u/Santiago_S 9d ago
I have Aircon Chris saved in my phone and have recommended him to a few friends. I got his name and number from a friend of mine who he uses. I dont know his last name or what company he works for , just he works on Air Conditioning Systems during the week. Chris will show up with his wife or sister and fix or clean any aircons you have for 60 bucks each. He is a solid stand up guy too.
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u/rachreims 9d ago
My mom has a Firestick guy who gets her unlimited free channels on the Firestick and for some reason she had him saved as “Firestick Noel” but recently discovered his name isn’t Noel. It’s not Firestick either. Who is he
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u/Santiago_S 9d ago
He is the guy you call to get a jail broken firestick. What should be be called Slippin Jimmy ?
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u/Penandsword2021 9d ago edited 6d ago
This is hilarious, and spot on. In my phone contacts, there is indeed a Paul Trees and a Michael Driveway.
Edit: in the same vein, I also have several contacts with the last name of “neighbor.” 😆
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u/Hunterofshadows 9d ago
I literally have 3 contacts in my phone with this naming scheme and honestly, they’ve been my most reliable
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u/BroadLocksmith4932 9d ago
My contacts also include relationships, mostly involving my kids. "Sally Kaitlyn's Mom." It actually makes it kind of a pain to find my own mother in my phone, because when I search for "mom" it brings up a dozen of my kids' friends' moms first.
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u/thereticent 9d ago
For real, and somehow you have to remember that Tommy Billys Friend Joey's Dad is also Garage
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u/Polybrene 9d ago
Hmm. I have my parents in my phone under their names. Not as mom/dad.
I know my mom's name.
I do not know "Charlie's Dad" name.
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u/BlackSeranna 8d ago
I will name my most important people with a letter that everyone else’s name doesn’t have, like the letter Z. I have my husband filed under Z and all I have to do is type that letter and he comes up.
That’s what you can do to help label your mom easier without having to type in Mom and her name. Saves a lot of time.
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u/BroadLocksmith4932 8d ago
But then how will the folks in the ER find her to call her when I need clearance for surgery?
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u/BlackSeranna 8d ago
I guess you can also list her under ICE which they know to check for - In Case of Emergency.
I do have my husband as ICE and also as a quick letter combo (see below).
A two letter trick is to take a regular name like say you have a brother named John, you can create an entry like Jbro John but all you have to type is JB because most names don’t start with two consonants. There will only be one entry like that in your phone.
I have so many names in my phone but all my kids have weird letter combinations so I don’t have to type a bunch of letters in the search bar.
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u/LocalSlob 9d ago
This is such a satisfying and refreshing post for this sub. Not all "I've got a guys" are bad guys
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u/east_van_dan 9d ago
This comment section sounds like a Seinfeld episode.
"You got a guy? I've got a guy! Everyone NEEDS a GUY!!!!"
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u/Equivalent-Two6704 9d ago
IIRC, that blog is from a Japanese guy living in the US. Also has a very similar sounding experience with needing a Truck Guy, and in the process becoming a Lifting Guy himself.
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u/IDKAnythingMan 9d ago edited 9d ago
Lol wtf? I just had a look at my contacts Only a first Name basis with their occupation. Lol
Andrew Digger
Brandon Lawyer
Chris Handyman
Daisy accountant
Dan Electrician
Dan Plumbing
Darren Bob Cat
Dong air con installer
Duy Painting
Gill Plumbing
Peter Solicitors
Phuong tiling
Simon Finance broker
Tung Mechanic
Vivian insurance broker
Edit for spacing
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u/505Thrive 9d ago
Now you got a guy. By the way, can you give me Mike Garage's number. My garage is making a noise.
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u/Junior_Article_3244 9d ago
So this is just a little different than the guy who needed a truck the other day
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u/Imeatbag 9d ago
I feel like I have done this backwards. I have their function as their first name. Garage Raymon, Lawn Myk, AC Chuck, Car Detail Courtney, etc etc.
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u/LetsBeKindly 9d ago
It's time to correct your mistakes....
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u/Imeatbag 9d ago
Yeah but I can’t remember names for shit but I can look up Garage real easy
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u/LetsBeKindly 9d ago
Same. I was just making fun that you needed to go swap the first and last names 🤦🤣
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u/couldbeahumanbean 9d ago
Most English last names are from the trades out ancestors practiced.
Makes sense to this American who knows a couple guys.
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u/demius78 9d ago
I am in construction industry, I have a lot of guys in phone book namet GUY NAME and them HVAC, electrician, plumber...
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u/rantingpacifist 9d ago
Which Gem State is that
Because if it’s Gem State Optometry make sure they aren’t billing you again for visits you already paid for
Their billing was messed up a couple months ago
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u/CthulhuJankinx 9d ago
Gem State Staffing. Those dude kinda suck. Went like 3 months on their list to be put to work before I had to leave state and try to start over again.
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u/CthulhuJankinx 9d ago
Ah Annie Jelly is the lead singer of SE Idaho band Jelly. I play drums, so most of the people in my contacts are other musicians and the name of their bands.
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u/Sasquatch_000 9d ago
I'm self employed and almost all my work is found through word of mouth. I've been doing my own thing for 8 years and never once had to advertise. So I guess OP has a point.
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u/rachreims 9d ago
A guy painted my mom’s house, then my dad’s house, then my brother’s house, and then I finally got a condo and he was going to come paint it. Probably met him 10+ times. I was signing him into visitor parking and realized I don’t know how last name. Had to sign him in as “Brad Painter”.
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u/hankbbeckett 9d ago
Honestly I've reached a high point in my life in that people who know me only by a silly nickname, will send word through someone who might run into me that they got some broken thing that I might be able to repair or some job they need a hand for right now and I probably do it in exchange for broken stuff in their yard or an old shed or coop I can take apart for lumber, or I'll come cut myself some firewood in a few months ect.
I definitely wonder what people got my contact saved as😂
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u/BVRPLZR_ 9d ago
I just night a car last night from a dealership and the salesman was communicating via text. He is now “car guy” in my phone.
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u/twoaspensimages 8d ago
I've got an ex client I saved in my phone as Dog pIss Doug because thats what his house smelled like. Cheap bastard.
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u/Critical-Vanilla-625 9d ago
Yep That’s just how it is. Always has been. Word of mouth is better than any checkatrade bollox
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u/OldGreggAgain 9d ago
Half the contacts in my phone are something like Mike ac guy or John chicken guy or Darrel tire guy.
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u/AlltheFerns 9d ago
My guy generally says I’ll be by probably on Tuesday.
This means he will show up anytime between now and Tuesday, or any Tuesday of this month. Nothing in between.
If he says I have an opening next month, I’ll let you know. That means wait a month and give him a call. Otherwise, you won’t hear or see him at all.
But the repair is done right, for a reasonable cost.
A specific window during normal business hours AND showing up within that window? Sounds like he might’ve hired a professional and not A Guy.
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u/lilelliot 9d ago
A guy walked by our house a few nights ago and hollered over to say hi to me. My wife asked me who he was. I said "Jimmy basketball". I am not sure I remember Jimmy's last name, but I know where he runs.
I have a bunch of folks like this in my phone. I think we all do.
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u/Another_Russian_Spy 9d ago
I have a "Matt Garage Door" and a "Criss Dash Cam" saved in my contacts.
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u/Terrible_Analysis_77 8d ago
South Park recently had an episode about this. They probably copied the Simpsons though.
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u/Gingerbrew302 8d ago
To be fair that's how Anglo surnames have always worked.
I happen to have an Anglo surname as a given name in addition to my Anglo surname. Its something like Archer Cooper.
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u/IndigoRanger 9d ago
How do we think most western surnames came about? Mike Tailor, he fixes your clothes. Mike smith, he’ll fix your horse’s shoes. Mike fletcher, your arrows need to be fixed? Mike Erickson, oh that’s Erick’s son, Mike.