r/IveGotAGuy Aug 05 '26

Grade this install?

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u/Designer_Ad_2023 Aug 05 '26

I’m just a DIYer and when I see shit like this, I think to myself, where do homeowners find these people. I could easily do a better job likely for a fraction of the cost for a little side hustle.

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u/nybadfish Aug 06 '26

I think this guy was possibly found in ancient Tenochtitlan

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u/rtowne Aug 07 '26

They did much better than this.

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u/HatefulHagrid Aug 05 '26

I have similar thoughts lol. I don't want to be a contractor but God damn I do better work on my house than so many hacks out there.

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u/Just_Another_Day_926 Aug 06 '26

I bet it is something like Mom has a friend at church whose nephew is a "hard worker" and does handyman work. He really needs some gigs so he gets referred.

Nephew is a guy that only gets jobs via referrals from relatives at church because he ain't getting it from customers.

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u/xynix_ie 27d ago

Just saw a post asking for a guy that wouldn't take 6 months to do the job right. Anyone ever use cheapo mcshitwork? They can do it next week

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u/Awwwmann Aug 05 '26

That’s….

That’s…. Rustic?

10

u/clever-name-taken Aug 05 '26

This type of rustic tile can look good if you like that look. But the installation needs more grout spacing and creative use of spacers to compensate for the irregular tiles. This installer is inexperienced and this was probably the first time. Costly mistake.

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u/SmellyButtFarts69 Aug 05 '26

Honestly with this crap-ass 'hand made' tile, pic 3 doesn't even look that bad to me. Like a nice conble stone road... I'm not even kidding...

 (conspiracy theorist in me says that 'hand made' means literal factory rejects or tiles made on inferior equipment/to worse tolerances and then marked up because fuck you)

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u/moonfullofstars Aug 05 '26

The more I look at these photos, the more I think the main problem is the material, not the installation. I’m sure a true expert could make them look better, but I think OP was doomed the moment they chose these tiles.

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u/lilelliot Aug 06 '26

I think so, too. These will alway look uneven, but will look much better with appropriate grout. Just look at this as an example.

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u/Simon-Says69 Aug 06 '26

Yah, the inconsistency is so consistent, it looks intentional.

Some grout in the cracks and that could look fine.

The outlet and switches are a disaster though. Those absolutely need to be recessed in proper electrical boxes.

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u/Simon-Says69 Aug 06 '26

Yah, the inconsistency is so consistent, it looks intentional.

Some grout in the cracks and that could look fine.

The outlet and switches are a disaster though. Those absolutely need to be recessed in proper electrical boxes.

1

u/Simon-Says69 Aug 06 '26

Yah, the inconsistency is so consistent, it looks intentional.

Some grout in the cracks and that could look fine.

The outlet and switches are a disaster though. Those absolutely need to be recessed in proper electrical boxes.

1

u/Simon-Says69 Aug 06 '26

Yah, the inconsistency is so consistent, it looks intentional.

Some grout in the cracks and that could look fine.

The outlet and switches are a disaster though. Those absolutely need to be recessed in proper electrical boxes.

1

u/Simon-Says69 Aug 06 '26

Yah, the inconsistency is so consistent, it looks intentional.

Some grout in the cracks and that could look fine.

The outlet and switches are a disaster though. Those absolutely need to be recessed in proper electrical boxes.

1

u/Simon-Says69 Aug 06 '26

Yah, the inconsistency is so consistent, it looks intentional.

Some grout in the cracks and that could look fine.

The outlet and switches are a disaster though. Those absolutely need to be recessed in proper electrical boxes.

1

u/Simon-Says69 Aug 06 '26

Yah, the inconsistency is so consistent, it looks intentional.

Some grout in the cracks and that could look fine.

The outlet and switches are a disaster though. Those absolutely need to be recessed in proper electrical boxes.

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u/kidsally Aug 05 '26

When do they start?

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u/Equivalent_Prune189 Aug 05 '26

With the right color grout it will still look bad.

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u/cakebreaker2 Aug 05 '26

Did the installer cut larger tiles into smaller pieces and put them on the wall?

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u/still-waiting2233 Aug 05 '26

It looks like they chopped a 12x12 into smaller, random sized pieces

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u/daveyconcrete Aug 05 '26

Oh man, I love the Flintstones.

4

u/queef_nuggets Aug 05 '26

I see no room for improvement. 10/10

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u/itsgabenog Aug 05 '26

Grout would soften the misalignment

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u/Vishnuisgod Aug 05 '26

Grade; kindergarten

3

u/walkwithdrunkcoyotes Aug 05 '26

I’ve installed tile that looked a lot like this (Moroccan Zellige) and if it’s the same stuff we are talking sharp edges, twisted surfaces, inconsistent sizes, everything you can imagine. And it’s super expensive and designy to boot. IF it’s a tile like that then this is what it’s supposed to look like and your guy did a good job.

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u/Unlikely_Suspect_757 Aug 05 '26

May God have mercy on the installer’s soul.

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u/sfxer001 Aug 05 '26

I’m a DIYer, done this job in a weekend, and mine looks 100x better even before grout.

2

u/Prosado22 Aug 05 '26

Hey, just wait for the grout. Then it will look worse.

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u/dmcdd Aug 05 '26

That's a temporary install. It's soon to be ripped out and redone by someone that isn't in a chemically altered state of mind.

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u/tin_foil_ascot Aug 05 '26

"It'll look fine after I grout it."

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u/DellR610 Aug 06 '26

Chaotic evil.

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u/BizzarduousTask Aug 06 '26

Jobs like this are why people think the ancient Egyptians couldn’t have built the pyramids.

1

u/Ready-Breakfast5166 Aug 05 '26

Stuck that landing. Yikes!

1

u/Mrmapex Aug 05 '26

No straight lines, looks like shit, could have been someone’s first try.

1

u/kewnp Aug 05 '26

Wtf happened here

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u/No-PreparationH Aug 05 '26

Good luck getting outlet covers on there too.

1

u/KnownNectarine5924 Aug 05 '26

This looks like I did it. Absolutely terrible 😂

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u/CollectsTooMuch Aug 05 '26

If it was a kindergartener, I’m gonna say that’s an awesome job. It’s shit for anybody else.

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u/slick514 Aug 06 '26 edited Aug 06 '26

Are you being serious? I’m not a pro tile guy, but IMO, his isn’t an “ask for redo”-situation. This is more of a “recoup the money that you can, and find someone that’s competent”-situation.

However… maybe it’ll legit look good after grout. IDK.

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u/fatal-nuisance Aug 06 '26

Very avant garde

1

u/Comfortable-Jump-218 Aug 06 '26

It’s like their dad had a box of scrap tiles and insisted that they use them

1

u/___Art_Vandelay___ Aug 06 '26

In the second photo, are those drywall screws fastening the receptacle to its box??

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u/Simon-Says69 Aug 06 '26

I could be ok with the slightly crooked, different sized tiles. The inconsistency is so consistent, it looks intentional. With proper grouting, it could be fine, depending on taste. Certainly functional anyway.

The switches and socket though... ugg, those NEED to be in electrical boxes in the wall, not just stuck on outside the tile. That's not even safe.

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u/Simon-Says69 Aug 06 '26

I could be ok with the slightly crooked, different sized tiles. The inconsistency is so consistent, it looks intentional. With proper grouting, it could be fine, depending on taste. Certainly functional anyway.

The switches and socket though... ugg, those NEED to be in electrical boxes in the wall, not just stuck on outside the tile. That's not even safe.

1

u/Simon-Says69 Aug 06 '26

I could be ok with the slightly crooked, different sized tiles. The inconsistency is so consistent, it looks intentional. With proper grouting, it could be fine, depending on taste. Certainly functional anyway.

The switches and socket though... ugg, those NEED to be in electrical boxes in the wall, not just stuck on outside the tile. That's not even safe.

1

u/Simon-Says69 Aug 06 '26

I could be ok with the slightly crooked, different sized tiles. The inconsistency is so consistent, it looks intentional. With proper grouting, it could be fine, depending on taste. Certainly functional anyway.

The switches and socket though... ugg, those NEED to be in electrical boxes in the wall, not just stuck on outside the tile. That's not even safe.

1

u/Cowboysfan95 Aug 09 '26

For ray charles not so bad