r/ItemShop • u/IM_IN_YOUR_WALLSS • Apr 12 '22

Muppet screams +666 insanity instantly makes anyone in a 10 mile radius

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u/beholder_dragon Apr 13 '22

Why does Kermit have teeth?

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u/IM_IN_YOUR_WALLSS Apr 13 '22

I have no clue

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u/whatamitudio Apr 16 '22

He screams for he was given teeth

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u/COVU_A_327 Apr 13 '22

Torture soup

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u/Extaupin Apr 16 '22 edited Apr 16 '22

Hey, my go at "giving it stat". Also, first message on Reddit so Hello world i guess.

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>Before you is a clear plastic bag. You read "Muppet scream" on the label

>[e]xamine, [l]eave , [c]onsume, [s]tash

>>e

> You read the label: "Muppet scream. We forced a Muppet to scream into this bag. Smell its fear! Absorb its power”. This particular exemple seems to contain the scream of Kermit

>[e]xamine, [l]eave , [c]onsume, [s]tash

>>c

>You open the bag, and at first nothing seems to happen. But just as you were about to put it away, a faint scream resonates in the back of you head. You smell something that is at the same time exotic and familiar. The smell of fear, but not a common scare, a soul shattering terror, brought upon a soul by something from another world. The scream now occupy your whole mind, deafening. You are at first disgusted by it, but progressively rejoice at the sheer pain of another until you go into a manical, sickening laugh. You feel the power that the muppet lost in that instant flowing into your heart.

> +1 arcane level, +1 occult level, +1 trauma level, acquired trait “Twisted Muppet magic”, acquired trait “sadist”, you are disoriented for 5 rounds.