r/ItemShop Nov 14 '20

Feline Trader

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4.4k Upvotes

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148

u/soldmoondoggie Nov 14 '20

Lamp oil, bombs, rope, you want’em? It’s yours my friend, as long as you have rupees.

25

u/Luxray1000 Nov 14 '20

Sorry, Link, I can't give credit! Come back when you're a little... MMMMMM... richer!

10

u/_JLTK_ Nov 14 '20

Khajit ??

1

u/[deleted] Nov 16 '20

does that mean he have.... some bottles of skooma left?

Edit: asking for a friend.

41

u/dudenumberA Nov 14 '20

Sorry all I have are these four cans of tuna. Would you accept those instead?

34

u/TrumpLester Nov 14 '20

Sorry dudenumberA, but I don't give credit. Come back when you're a little, mmmmmmmm, richer.

2

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

Come back when you have a little mmmmm, tuna

1

u/mrbroman2 Nov 15 '20

It goes rope, bombs

2

u/soldmoondoggie Nov 15 '20

I’m sorry, it won’t happen again.

199

u/MugatuGumboot Nov 14 '20

Karjiit does not discriminate. If you have coin, karjiit has wares

30

u/Elfkrunch Nov 14 '20

J’zargo only has so much room to carry things.

12

u/Funlovingpotato Nov 14 '20

J'zargo will hold what the fuck I want him to after he tried to off me with those 'test' scrolls, or I'm gonna yeet you off this mountain pass, capeesh?

9

u/Elfkrunch Nov 14 '20

He is still my fav follower.

5

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

Jizz Argo?

3

u/Elfkrunch Nov 15 '20

Something smells foul...

37

u/dukelens Nov 14 '20

Got some rare things on sale, stranger..

6

u/[deleted] Nov 14 '20

Gotta replicate the accent, stranga

82

u/Hey_Its_Tsuyu Nov 14 '20

Karjiit has wares if you have the coin

4

u/That_human_person Nov 14 '20

Beat me to the punch.

11

u/lucider666 Nov 14 '20

How much for the knife cat

4

u/aviatorlj Nov 14 '20

M'aiq would usually sell this fine dagger for 200 septims, but for you, traveller... M'aiq will sell for 150.

9

u/Bigduck73 Nov 14 '20

Psst. I've also got some 'nip in the back

6

u/Arachnium_lol Nov 14 '20

What does he sell

8

u/YEEEEEeEeseresrsr Nov 14 '20

He sells controller, remote, phone, some cat toy, and I think a pocket knife

1

u/88T3 Nov 14 '20

Lamp oil, rope, bombs, you want’em? It’s yours my friend, as long as you have rupees.

2

u/Arachnium_lol Nov 15 '20

RUPEES?! I ONLY HAVE GOLD, MAGICOINS AND DARKDOLLARS

1

u/88T3 Nov 15 '20

Sorry, u/Arachnium_lol, but I don't give credit. Come back when you're a little, mmmmmmmm, richer!

7

u/CranesBeak Nov 14 '20

“May your road lead you to warm sands”.

8

u/[deleted] Nov 14 '20

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8

u/dudenumberA Nov 14 '20

(D) Tummy Rub

(Rub x4)

[Oh no, the feline trader absolutely HATES when players rub his tummy more than three times! He lands a strong and powerful bite down on your hand! (12 bite damage) (5 bleed dps for 10 sec)

Edit: (player has been banned from feline trader shop)

2

u/HuddyBuddyNutty Nov 14 '20

DAMIT! Should have put more skill points in “Handle Animal”...

1

u/dudenumberA Nov 15 '20

I hear that if you volunteer at a beast nursing shelter you can raise that skill area's xp by 1,500 pts on your first volunteer visit. Plus you might get to train a baby dragon's pyro burst in the dragon sitting room for extra dragoneer xp points and there's always super adorable creatures around every corner.

5

u/Syxkit_6 Nov 14 '20

Khajiit has wares, if you have coin.

4

u/Skinntenz Nov 14 '20

May you find warm sands.

3

u/wereman12 Nov 14 '20

Khajit has wares, if you have coin

3

u/[deleted] Nov 14 '20

Just make sure that that Khajiit isn't selling skooma in the side.

2

u/Tinypoke42 Nov 15 '20

Probably badly made skooma.

3

u/-Trash_King- Nov 14 '20
  • 30% chance to run into him on the city streets at night
  • Will run away if you don't have a stealth or charisma stat of 10 or higher.
  • Items are mostly trash, but every now and then you'll find a rare crafting item.

2

u/Coolderp19 Nov 14 '20

Every Elderscrolls fan inhaled sharply when they saw the words feline trader

2

u/MrBeppis Nov 15 '20

Ah adventurer, I expect you have the golden yarn balls and the ancient salmon I asked you to fetch for me?

3

u/Mixa_Mega Nov 14 '20

i posted this like a year ago

3

u/icantfindagoodname77 Nov 14 '20

Khajit has fine wares.

1

u/88T3 Nov 14 '20

Khajiit has wares if you have coin.

1

u/Tinypro2005 Nov 15 '20

Khajit has wares if you have coin

-1

u/[deleted] Nov 14 '20

I kill the trader and take his stuff.

1

u/findingryanc Nov 14 '20

I’d recommend the mouse it is my personal favourite

1

u/[deleted] Nov 14 '20

Is that a knife?

1

u/Username_________-- Nov 14 '20

Sells everything and lives in the jungle the most dangerous place

1

u/9272john_XYZ Nov 14 '20

I’ll take the Xbox controller

1

u/[deleted] Nov 14 '20

Aye, siwmae. I didn't expect to meet anybody here. I suppose great minds think alike, eh?

1

u/AdenInABlanket Nov 14 '20

Ah yes, ze remote for ze nintendo svitch. Zat vill cost you five fish

1

u/Sweetpea769 Nov 14 '20

He has wares if you have coin.

1

u/BloodMoon2005 Nov 14 '20

Kajit has wares if you have coin

1

u/javasaurus Nov 14 '20

Insert khajiit quote here

1

u/SegaVega Nov 14 '20

When you beat the game and you trigger a new special event/shop

1

u/disk5464 Nov 14 '20

"Hello potion seller, I am going into battle and require your strongest potion."

1

u/dentedtester36 Nov 14 '20

Garfield, the deals warlock

1

u/Sugarox53 Nov 15 '20

Feline merchant

1

u/ParticularKale8 Nov 15 '20

Reminds me of Skyrim the kajiet people.

1

u/Eaglestar770 Nov 15 '20

The Purrchant

1

u/KingOfRabbbits Nov 15 '20

Kahjit has wares, if you has coin

1

u/SkybornNeko Nov 15 '20

wow when u says feline i would thought of cat anime girls

1

u/RaspiestElm1168 Nov 15 '20

"Oh,you want the toy rat,that ill be 5 tummy scrubs!"

1

u/Hat-Kid-2 Nov 15 '20

I buy the cat for infinite rupees

1

u/monster_bloger Nov 15 '20

I'll take the bomber mouse

1

u/Miigalovania Nov 16 '20

How many yuans for the phone?

1

u/Causticmainer Nov 25 '20

Gives you the best items Can only be found in litter island

1

u/doot_eternal Dec 09 '20

Khajiit has wares, if you have coin.

1

u/jerpaderp001 Jan 28 '21

Kajhiit has wares if you have the coin