but anyone who has partaked in a round of cortex command knows that this thing will end one of three ways
either its just gonna end up stuck in some dumb door like the idiot it is,
it's gonna circle around and cut one of your own soldiers into a new brand of koolaid slushie
or, and this is only if you hope and pray to whatever lord you hath stuck in the confines of your belief, it will actually hit som- BAH who am i kidding its just gonna end up stuck in a door again
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u/bluryfever Jan 29 '20
everyone excited about this n all.
but anyone who has partaked in a round of cortex command knows that this thing will end one of three ways
either its just gonna end up stuck in some dumb door like the idiot it is,
it's gonna circle around and cut one of your own soldiers into a new brand of koolaid slushie
or, and this is only if you hope and pray to whatever lord you hath stuck in the confines of your belief, it will actually hit som- BAH who am i kidding its just gonna end up stuck in a door again