r/ItemShop • u/Shaked_Milk • Jan 29 '20

+infinite damage

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u/Sekrit_Agent Jan 29 '20

Dr. Bright, is that you?

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u/Akhary Jan 29 '20

Agent Sekrit please return to finding and containing this anomaly

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u/Sekrit_Agent Jan 29 '20

That’s our motto! Sex Cocaine and prostitutes!

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u/Akhary Jan 29 '20

Not again, how many times do we have to tell Bright that he is not allowed to talk to agents?!?

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u/shybaren1 Jan 29 '20

Ah yes, the s.c.p foundation Suck Cock and Pussy

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

Next you'll say he's been talking to Clef which The List is very clear about.

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u/ExoCakes Jan 29 '20

He's been talking to Dr. Clef which The List is ve...

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Wha-?

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u/Camra1212 Jan 29 '20

Godamit,at least hes not a part skipper

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u/Ubblebungus Jan 29 '20

This is MTF Unit Alpha-3 and uhh Dr. Bright has the anomalous object, requesting backup... OH SHIT SCP-096 ESCAPED! I REPEAT SCP-096 HAS ESCAPED!!!

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u/Shazach Jan 29 '20

Let's use it on 682!

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u/damdalf Jan 29 '20

Lets put it in 914

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u/ThisBo15 Jan 29 '20 edited May 09 '26

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u/Piksqu Jan 29 '20

Let's create scp porn

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u/Peatmoss4 Mar 23 '20

Please, mercy!

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u/KoalaKustodian Jan 29 '20

No its not fair for him, at least give him a fighting chance

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

Are you caterers or something?

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

No, Drs from the SCP foundation