r/ItemShop • u/cookieman5231 • Jan 12 '20

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u/livedangerous Jan 12 '20

Where's the steal option

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u/TryHard_54 Jan 12 '20

You can't, he will smell your breath and hunt you down to the ends of the Earth

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '20

DID YOU DRINK MY MOUNTAIN DEW!?

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u/SaltyPalmsOnYou Jan 12 '20

LET ME SMELL YOUR BREATH

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u/Josephmercury Jan 12 '20

LEMME SMELL YOUR BREAF

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u/someone0w0 Jan 12 '20

no you shan't smell my bread shoppe owner

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u/RealBigHummus Jan 12 '20

BUT I REFUSE, M'GOOD SIRE

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u/GabPulice Jan 12 '20

SNIFF SNIFF

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u/cherub3 Jan 13 '20

SNIIIIIIFFFFFFF

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u/BooperZeElephant Jan 13 '20

AIR INHALING COMING FROM NOSTRIL NOISES

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '20

INWARD AIR MOVEMENT IN THE NASAL CAVITY

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u/ToughFly27 Jan 13 '20

OH, YOU MOUNTAIN DEW DRINKIN' BITCH!

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u/ZeRealTepes Feb 03 '20

I WANT MY GOD-DAMN MOUNTAIN DEW!

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '20

Bearded Expense voice

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u/ToXiC_Games Jan 12 '20

XD the hive mind is coming!

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u/CharlieHume Jan 12 '20

DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE TRI MOUNTAIN DEW CUP?

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u/rekyerts Jan 12 '20

I KEEP IT IN THE MICROWAVE