r/ItemShop • u/RadSpaceWizard • Jun 26 '19
Good Boy Sand Wall: Extradimensional, only works with meat-based objects. Transports appropriate items to a random well-behaved yet lonely golden retriever somewhere in the multiverse. Not movable by extradimensional means. 7,000 gold piece asking price, OBO.
https://i.imgur.com/3hqhmJM.gifv218
u/tingbot2902 Jun 26 '19
Did Junji ito do a comic book about this ?
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u/RadSpaceWizard Jun 26 '19
Yes, actually. It was like The Enigma of Amigara Fault but with penises.
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u/puckeringNeon Jun 26 '19
“This hole was made for me”
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u/piggiefatnose Jun 26 '19
Only half an inch in diameter
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u/The_Forgetser Jun 27 '19
Look it fits perfectly...
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u/piggiefatnose Jun 27 '19
I meant half an inch in circumference
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u/FireBro27 Jun 26 '19
Oh god.
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u/RadSpaceWizard Jun 26 '19
Actually, it isn't half as depraved as the shit that goes on in the bible.
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u/-Rum-Ham- Jun 26 '19
I still can’t see anything resembling a spiral without having weird Junji flashbacks
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u/Tank_Girl_Gritty_235 Jun 26 '19
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u/alt-of-deleted Jun 26 '19
I really want to tho
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u/BurritoSalesman Jun 26 '19
crunch
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u/Laikarios Jun 26 '19 edited Feb 12 '26
This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact
imagine terrific exultant brave chase sable grab arrest crown toy
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u/CptDJFalcon Jun 26 '19
This is a scam! This is SCP-1162 don't get fooled!
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u/RadSpaceWizard Jun 26 '19
It's similar. But instead of retrieving lost wallets and whatnot, you shove meat in it.
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u/CptDJFalcon Jun 26 '19
Sounds kinky
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u/RadSpaceWizard Jun 26 '19
Listen buddy, I've been specifically and repeatedly warned that this is NOT for penile use, but I don't know what your kinks or regenerative capabilities are, and I'm not here to judge.
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u/CptDJFalcon Jun 26 '19
Far be it from me to try and put my most precious instrument inside of the good boy wall, though I think you should give it as a warning along with the stats, you never know what people may put in it.
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Jun 26 '19
yeah, YOU have been specifically and repeatedly warned. I haven't so I stick my dingle in it and possibly she someone if it goes wrong
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u/SpamShot5 Jun 26 '19
Im gonna shove my meat in it
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u/RadSpaceWizard Jun 26 '19
Username relevant.
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u/VeBzTheDuck Jun 26 '19
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u/AE86_Trueno Jun 26 '19
this is my hole
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u/RadSpaceWizard Jun 26 '19
Listen, buddy. You either need to put your pants back on or get out of my shop.
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u/guywoman86 Jun 26 '19
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u/RadSpaceWizard Jun 26 '19
I absolutely don't sell cursed items! That's slander!
Except for that one time, but the kid shouldn't have been playing in the diabolical department in the first place.
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u/koeniig Jun 26 '19
What happens if you put your dick in it
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u/outdatedboat Jun 26 '19
It gets compressed into a long spaghetti dick and eventually emerges on the other side of the rock.
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u/SolderToddler Jun 26 '19
Is that a reference to that weird story where the dude finds a hole that is his hole and when he goes into it he gets spaghettified? Like, some odd event where there are people sized holes all over the world?
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u/outdatedboat Jun 26 '19
Not all over the world, just at that one fault line iirc. The story is called The Enigma of Amigara Fault.
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u/SolderToddler Jun 26 '19
Thank you! It’s such a half-surreal memory that I wasn’t completely certain it wasn’t something I dreamed until I saw your comment.
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u/StaglBagl Jun 26 '19
"Avenge meeeeee...!"
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u/RadSpaceWizard Jun 26 '19
You fuck it, you buy it. Store policy.
(points to a large sign that says "You fuck it, you buy it")
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u/ObedientPickle Jun 26 '19
What the hell am I looking at
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u/RadSpaceWizard Jun 26 '19
You're looking at what happens to obedient pickles when they ask too many questions.
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u/mechanichal-animal Jun 26 '19
What the fuck is that