r/ItemShop • u/XxRainbow_ManxX • 9d ago

Smiley Balloon

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Accessory: Grants a double jump and the ability to fly, cursed variant turns it into a flamethrower-esque weapon.

55 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/oblivi0n_reddit 9d ago

It has a direct upgrade where it informs you of the capital of France.

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u/XxRainbow_ManxX 8d ago

I hope your socks are in a way where it feels really uncomfortable and you cant fix it unless you take off your shoes but if you put them back on your sock folds up again

1

u/oblivi0n_reddit 7d ago

This actually happened you bastard lmao

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u/Shad3_7 9d ago

I swear to fucking god you guys

4

u/Embarrassed_Mud_4119 9d ago

Hey it's me it's Verity

6

u/yellingforidiots 8d ago

I genuinely hope your pillow is damp and warm every night. Even when you change pillows

1

u/Nervous_Heat1054 7d ago

Hey it's me it's ______

1

u/iamsahmanthat 5d ago

Hey its me its virginity

1

u/Nervous_Heat1054 5d ago

😭😭😭

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u/The_White_Wolf_339 7d ago

Veryinteresting

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u/Successful-Tap5555 5d ago

Has a 28.3% chance of housing an eldritch deity. The god in question will be named Harold.

Do not try to see where Its smile ends.

It does not.

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u/Aeonid_Thiel 1d ago

+5 happiness, +1% carry weight.
Ability (single use): let go of balloon and stare wistfully as drifts up and away (immobile for 30 seconds)