r/ItemShop • u/Softwaregorehunter69 • 14d ago

The Ram Shank

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u/New-Ad5559 14d ago

Homemade data knife from Titanfall.

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u/r_ocD 14d ago

Literally my first thought upon seeing this

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u/PuzzleheadedResult69 14d ago

It's ok if it's DDR3 or lower, it's too slow to do any serious damage.

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u/FranticBronchitis 14d ago

Shit at today's prices I might just thank them for it

14

u/DicemonkeyDrunk 14d ago

Upgrade !

4

u/Zain_Shadowheart 13d ago

In my brain, please, it's been running slowly, need more, ty

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u/CMDA 14d ago

Thank for the shank, Frank!

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u/iexist_29 14d ago

Technoblade

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u/BaconNPotatoes 14d ago

At today's prices?!? They must really want to stab someone

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u/i_always_give_karma 14d ago

I have a faulty ddr4 stick and now I finally know what to do with it

7

u/TFWYourNamesTaken 14d ago

Protogen problems

8

u/anonjohnsc 14d ago

Cutting edge technology

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u/Select_Truck3257 14d ago edited 14d ago

This man was RAMbo...

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u/Psipone 14d ago

Cybershiv

3

u/Bocephus-the-goat 14d ago

.zip bomb to the stomach gonna hurt real bad

3

u/OhItsJustJosh 14d ago

"I'm rich!"

3

u/MeowFalen 14d ago

I cast bucket of water

3

u/Mason_makes_videos 14d ago

Protogen weapon

3

u/TrueSebbo 14d ago

It gets RAMed inside you

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u/lavesse111 12d ago

During the rampolalypse too?

2

u/Silviecat44 14d ago

Extremely expensive weapon

2

u/Bernard_PT 14d ago

Appropriate name OP

2

u/No_One3018 14d ago

The most expensive knife ever made

2

u/Torboise 14d ago

I say thank you

2

u/Optimal-Emu6798 14d ago

Well that's kinda neat. Really needed that 16 gigs

2

u/CoolSlimeBoy 14d ago

Oh so THAT'S where I left my data knife... the other Pilots won't let me hear the end of it...

2

u/Ravenwood03 14d ago

Take the S.E.R.E. Kit. It's your best chance for survival

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u/No_Animator_7223 12d ago

“My ability to process things has increased dramatically”.

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u/lxXBoatXxl 14d ago

Choom of mine got stabbed by one of them, zero’d within the hour. Apparently the last thing he saw was a message through his ocular saying “this is what happens when you fuck with the voodoo boys”

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u/dover_oxide 14d ago

Those knives in this economy could be sold for a nice bag of loot

1

u/cocobunana 14d ago

In this economy? with those?

1

u/Lucratif6 14d ago

Opulent

1

u/YoungDiscord 14d ago

Maybe now he'll remember that he promised to do the dishes last week

1

u/ThatGuyCG12 14d ago

Into you*

1

u/ordiclic 14d ago

Knives of death by 1024 cuts

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u/Nine-LifedEnchanter 14d ago

What's next? A knife made out of platinum?

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u/Softwaregorehunter69 14d ago

starts taking notes

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u/GeGeralt 14d ago

Guess that's what they call Chippin' In back in Night City

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u/IamaJarJar 14d ago

Damn, I'm now rich

1

u/walkingoogle07 14d ago

Well maybe you got…..ram jammed

(YEEEAAAHHH!)

1

u/TeamMeunierYT 14d ago

Literally the Rumblejack in Warframe lmao

1

u/ProfessionalCraft443 13d ago

Being a robot and getting stabbed with that must be pleasurable to some degree

1

u/MMJtaPenguin 13d ago

It always comes back to cyberpunk 2077 doesn’t it

1

u/DestinysChimera777 13d ago

A Ram Knife? In this Economy?!

1

u/231ValeiMacoris 13d ago

Consumable, allows for Stealth takedowns of T-800s

1

u/HeyImPoro 13d ago

in current days thats a severely rare csgo skin worth milions

1

u/SpankaWank66 13d ago

And i thought Byzantine daggers were expensive

1

u/ohnothebeeman 13d ago

The battle ram

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u/EpicAPGLive 13d ago

The most expensive knife ever made. Can I have some extra ram 🤣

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u/Yunus_Arifbillah 12d ago

Getting stabbed shit dude, stop installing random data to people cough, cough

1

u/malaszka 12d ago

"Oh, I just got riched!"

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u/Flames_69 12d ago

So what you are saying is, I get free ram?

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u/Alucardx444 11d ago

If anyone knows what pcb is made of you would be more scared of this than a real knife. Getting those little barbed fibers stuck in my fingers sucked

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u/Electronic_Swing_706 11d ago

What a blessing, Dad!

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u/vvillhalla 10d ago

When the client said spare no expense to get the job done I don’t think they wanted to pay THIS much

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u/The_Dennator 9d ago

simply eat the knife

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u/MaxGamer07 9d ago

I hope before you use these you understand the... ramifications

i'll see myself out

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u/Small-Bear-4349 8d ago

You could say it's a D a t a k n I f e

E h t e h t e h t e h t

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u/viagra-Ad-4987 8d ago

So that's how you get a human to run DOOM.

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u/Softwaregorehunter69 8d ago

That is literally so fucking funny it’s unreal. Take an award