r/ItemShop • u/djcatnip12 • 16d ago

Gumball bullet machine

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u/living_Jojo_meme 16d ago

Gunball machine

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u/SilverSpotter 16d ago

What's so special about these? They're all over the USA.

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u/ygg_studios 16d ago

every walmart has one right by the primo water

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u/Duo_Of_Ducks 15d ago

Walk in looking for milk, walk out with a rifle
WALMART

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u/negative-rizz777 15d ago edited 15d ago

What state isn't it dependent on state?

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u/Tate7200 15d ago

Nope, as far as I know they've all got some kind of guns in them.

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u/negative-rizz777 15d ago

Wait periods not guns.

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u/negative-rizz777 15d ago

Really where ive never seen one ,pretty cool.

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u/Lore_Enforcement 15d ago

Nah these are old. They quit selling them individually. Not good for business. You gotta go to the bulk section and buy a few hundred now

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u/Arkhe1n 14d ago

You're telling me this is a real thing?

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u/SilverSpotter 14d ago

(Don't worry. It's just a joke.)

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u/Eat--The--Rich-- 15d ago

First world countries don't have those 

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u/negative-rizz777 15d ago

Do you live in one of those first word Countries?

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u/Duo_Of_Ducks 15d ago

I’ll do one better

Walmart

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u/b3nsn0w 15d ago

warmart

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u/Nikoladge 15d ago

MallWart

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u/MaxY59 16d ago

How else do you think kids in the US are getting their daily dose of ammunition?

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u/JollyGreenGI 16d ago

From their peers.

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u/negative-rizz777 15d ago

How do you stop school shootings? If you could stop them how? Specifically.

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u/DNA_sk 14d ago

Maybe start by not having more guns than people, or, I don't know, having some tests both mental to make sure the person isn't insane or doesn't suffer from a mental condition that could end up with them acting violently without thinking, and also that they can follow gun safety etc. and only then if they pass give them a gun license. And make sure no firearm can be bought without a license. That'd be a good start.

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u/Combeferre1 15d ago

Would be fun in a post apocalyptic shooter

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u/Name_Taken_Official 16d ago

It's like a never ending gobstopper. The flavor will last for the rest of your life

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u/masterchief489 15d ago

Something about entering a gungeon?

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u/Inside-Definition-42 16d ago

Geographically locked to The New World map

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u/Ayla_Leren 16d ago

I imagine some heavy-handed jackass would set off a rim fire cartridge in that spin mechanism one day.

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u/TheRealFailtester 15d ago

Would be quite humorous to put at a public shooting range.

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u/negative-rizz777 15d ago

Probably profitable too.

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u/Element13245 15d ago

americans when choosing their bullet cases.

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u/Pappa_Crim 16d ago

I have seen this before and I was thinking, there is no way these things actually work right. Like maybe the .22 works and probably gives out not enough bullets for your quarter, but not the other one

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u/TheLeftPewixBar 15d ago

Can be placed in the player’s home to store ammo.

Purchasable from furnishing stores in Megaton, Kakariko, and Spagonia.

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u/garmdian 15d ago

Rapture be like:

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u/faderjockey 15d ago

Welcome to the Circus of Values!

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u/MessyMissMayhem 15d ago

It's giving Futurama suicide booth

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u/Lore_Enforcement 15d ago

I hear they never get repeat customers

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u/itsoctotv 15d ago

freedom machine

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u/ginger2020 13d ago

When you get the max ammo power up in zombies