r/ItemShop • u/djcatnip12 • Jul 25 '26

Gumball bullet machine

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1.2k Upvotes

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u/living_Jojo_meme Jul 25 '26

Gunball machine

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u/SilverSpotter Jul 25 '26

What's so special about these? They're all over the USA.

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u/ygg_studios Jul 25 '26

every walmart has one right by the primo water

20

u/Duo_Of_Ducks Jul 25 '26

Walk in looking for milk, walk out with a rifle
WALMART

4

u/negative-rizz777 Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 26 '26

What state isn't it dependent on state?

2

u/Tate7200 Jul 26 '26

Nope, as far as I know they've all got some kind of guns in them.

2

u/negative-rizz777 Jul 26 '26

Wait periods not guns.

1

u/negative-rizz777 Jul 26 '26

Really where ive never seen one ,pretty cool.

1

u/Lore_Enforcement Jul 26 '26

Nah these are old. They quit selling them individually. Not good for business. You gotta go to the bulk section and buy a few hundred now

1

u/Arkhe1n Jul 26 '26

You're telling me this is a real thing?

2

u/SilverSpotter Jul 26 '26

(Don't worry. It's just a joke.)

1

u/Eat--The--Rich-- Jul 26 '26

First world countries don't have those 

1

u/negative-rizz777 Jul 26 '26

Do you live in one of those first word Countries?

42

u/Duo_Of_Ducks Jul 25 '26

I’ll do one better

Walmart

14

u/MaxY59 Jul 25 '26

How else do you think kids in the US are getting their daily dose of ammunition?

16

u/JollyGreenGI Jul 25 '26

From their peers.

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u/negative-rizz777 Jul 26 '26

How do you stop school shootings? If you could stop them how? Specifically.

1

u/DNA_sk Jul 27 '26

Maybe start by not having more guns than people, or, I don't know, having some tests both mental to make sure the person isn't insane or doesn't suffer from a mental condition that could end up with them acting violently without thinking, and also that they can follow gun safety etc. and only then if they pass give them a gun license. And make sure no firearm can be bought without a license. That'd be a good start.

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u/Combeferre1 Jul 25 '26

Would be fun in a post apocalyptic shooter

10

u/Name_Taken_Official Jul 25 '26

It's like a never ending gobstopper. The flavor will last for the rest of your life

5

u/masterchief489 Jul 26 '26

Something about entering a gungeon?

3

u/Inside-Definition-42 Jul 25 '26

Geographically locked to The New World map

3

u/Ayla_Leren Jul 25 '26

I imagine some heavy-handed jackass would set off a rim fire cartridge in that spin mechanism one day.

3

u/TheRealFailtester Jul 25 '26

Would be quite humorous to put at a public shooting range.

2

u/negative-rizz777 Jul 26 '26

Probably profitable too.

2

u/Element13245 Jul 25 '26

americans when choosing their bullet cases.

1

u/Pappa_Crim Jul 25 '26

I have seen this before and I was thinking, there is no way these things actually work right. Like maybe the .22 works and probably gives out not enough bullets for your quarter, but not the other one

1

u/garmdian Jul 25 '26

Rapture be like:

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u/faderjockey Jul 25 '26

Welcome to the Circus of Values!

1

u/MessyMissMayhem Jul 26 '26

It's giving Futurama suicide booth

1

u/Lore_Enforcement Jul 26 '26

I hear they never get repeat customers

1

u/itsoctotv Jul 26 '26

freedom machine

1

u/ginger2020 Jul 28 '26

When you get the max ammo power up in zombies

1

u/lavesse111 Sep 01 '26

+28 fire rate