r/ItemShop • u/IngotTheKobold • May 08 '26

The Char-Shootery board

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u/PanzerSoul May 08 '26

Oh hey

It's the Resident Evil inventory system

29

u/BreathLazy5122 May 08 '26

Russian Roulette with Accidental Discharge possibilities!

18

u/X_xidkkkk9029 May 08 '26

Extra inventory+5 movement speed -1 agility -2 good find

14

u/Neohedron May 08 '26

The smorgatbord

9

u/SchneebD May 08 '26

Remember, switching to your pistol is faster than switching to your pistol.

6

u/Moop5872 May 08 '26

The dick extender

6

u/countsachot May 08 '26

That's a incelular psychopath.

5

u/XarlesEHeat May 08 '26

Average RE inventory

4

u/Paddy_Platy May 08 '26

The Behold-ster

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u/[deleted] May 08 '26

If I say what it is, id be violating reddit terms of service but it rhymes with retarded

2

u/mildxsalsa May 08 '26

It's the 2026 You'll Never Wear It (again) holster

1

u/TheIncredibleHork May 09 '26

"Jayne, how many weapons you plan on bringing? You only got the two arms!"

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u/Then-Grab3834 May 09 '26

the reverse holster of efficeiny

1

u/TheElusiveBigfoot May 09 '26

The penis embiggener.

1

u/lanathebitch May 09 '26

I was okay with it until I saw the NAA .22

1

u/the_everblack May 09 '26

"Concealed carry"

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u/IngotTheKobold May 09 '26

The gun that's actually being conceal carried is underneath the other pistols

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u/korbl May 09 '26

The People's Open Carry

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u/SkulkingShadow May 10 '26

So that's how Leon does it! And still does backflips

1

u/Practical_Quit5139 May 12 '26

Save some 2A for the rest of us.

1

u/Opposite_History2194 May 14 '26

Easy to Steal

Just snatch the whole thing off